Hi guys! Olimar's Vacation is back online and ready for a new chapter! Anyhow, I'd like to take this moment to say that you should go buy Shonen Jump Graphic Novels, don't do drugs, don't drink and drive, etc. Ok, let's get back to the story…


The Pikmin gang were setting up camp and seeing what to do on a fine time like this. Olimar was sitting on the ground studying Pikmin behavior when they're not doing any commands, Louie was playing target practice by throwing some Pikmin from a far distance at a flower, and the Pikmin were just being Pikmin. Suddenly, the computer sent a message to the guys. "Hey!!! Come here!!! I finished one of my greatest inventions yet you could use on your missions to gather Pikmin more easily!!!" The gang then returned to the landing site to see what was all the fuss was about.

The computer then sends a new file containing an improve system on the whistle and sound receivers that improved their suits. "This will allow you to actually here what the Pikmin are thinking at will, which can be transformed from Pikmin language to English.

The guys then turned on their new suit's programming to see what did the Pikmin were saying right now.

They first aim their scanners at a purple one, which had a sumo's voice. It was singing to itself. "EVERYBODY WAS KUN-FU FIGHTING!!! … THOSE CAT'S WERE AS FAST AS LIGHTING…" Olimar stared in confusion, only to tell Louie, "I wondered what in the world they were singing while doing their work." Louie asked, "You mean the song they sing while doing their jobs?" Olimar nodded. "The only problem is that it's totally inaccurate to the beat they hum."

They then aimed at a white Pikmin, who was breathing out tons of that purple substance of gas that seemed to kill everything that even took a smell of it. The white was repeating the same words, which was, "I love cigarettes, I love cigarettes, I love cigarettes, I love cigarettes, I love cigarettes, I love cigarettes, I love cigarettes…" Olimar only stared in horror. "Who ever knew second-hand smoking could turn such an innocent Pikmin into a drug freak." Louie agreed. "I think this should be a lesson to all you kids who are reading this fanfic!" Olimar only stared in confusion at Louie. "Whom in the world are you talking to?" Louie then says, "I have no Idea…"

They then aimed at a Yellow Pikmin, who was looking around energetically because it was full of static electricity. The yellow Pikmin was thinking, "Pi- Pika. Pika-Pika-chu. Pi-Pika-Pi. Pikachu!" The two space wondered to each other, "What's that Pikmin's deal and why was it talking about and what's a Pikachu?" Olimar only concluded, "The world may never know…"

They then aimed the scanner at a Blue Pikmin, who was thinking, "If I add a Dark Magician to my deck and take away my Blue Eyes White Dragon while sacrificing a Dark Magician Girl with a level seven monster, I'd be able to summon an Egyptian God Card and defeat Yugi Moto for sure!" Olimar only asked Louie, "Did you bring your Yugioh anime set and Cards and showed it to the Pikmin?" Louie only nodded but was obviously lying.

They aimed the beam at the final Pikmin that was near them, which was a red Pikmin. It was thinking, "With the help of Captain Olimar and his dunce partner, we will conquer the Bulborb Empire and soon, the Human Race. BUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Pikmin shall be the dominant species on this puny continent and soon, the whole world would be kneeling to the feet of the Pikmin!" A random Bulborb then ate the red Pikmin. The last word that the poor red Pikmin said was, "CAPITALIST!!! MOTHER ONION SHALL AVENGE BY DEATH!!!" Olimar only was too confused to know what the crap was happening.

The two took off the upgrades and thought it was for the best they don't invade the Pikmin's privacy and know what they were thinking.


Note: I have nothing against Red Pikmin, it's just that their redness reminds me of Communist, which I have nothing against Communist at all. This is one of the many stereotype jokes out in the US that we use for our own personal entertainment; people use it all the time. Sorry to the people I might've offended and hope you can forgive me if I offended you.