Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated this fanfic for a while. It's just I had a mental blockage. Anyway, to the random and unnecessary chapter… I do not own Pikmin 2 or Pikmin 1. However, I own Shigeru Miyamoto. MUHAHAHAHAHAW (just kidding, then I'd own Nintendo and call it Ammo-tendo). Ok… Evil laughs aren't my thing. Maybe I shouldn't do that again… Now, stop reading this top thing and read my fanfic. Ok, you can stop now… STOP READING. By reading this, you curse your soul and your descendant's souls, to me to devour like a half-pound bean burrito from Taco Bell. Nice going buddy…
As Olimar and the gang where walking through the thick grass of the Awakening Woods, they stumbled upon a giant beanstalk. Being curious as a cat, Louie climbed up the tall thing while the Pikmin he lead followed. Olimar was trying to get Louie down now.
"Louie! Get down from there right now! There might be danger that you'd not be able to handle."
Louie ignored and continues climbing. Anyhow, when he reached the top, he saw a porch that lead to a giant's house. Olimar, who was impatient, followed Louie and also gazed upon this wonder. There were giant versions of stuff that they normally had in Hocotate. Stuff like giant TVs, giant radios, giant computers, and even giant ramen!
When Louie went inside, Olimar following, they looked around in this new surrounding. The room was covered in pictures of hand-drawn characters and creatures. There was stuff like a guy in a red cap and blue trousers, a boy in a green tunic with a sword and shield, and a pink ball with legs, arms, and a face. As the two with their Pikmin came close to the edge, they jumped off the ledge and onto the giant desk underneath them.
What they saw in front of them was a giant piece of paper with a list of random ideas for somekind of story. There was words on the topic 'main idea' that had words like soldiers, plants, and bugs.' There also were bad drawings of creatures in the picture as well. This seemed like a bad first draft.
Suddenly, a giant figure appeared from beneath the desk that came out from the floor, which they didn't notice. It had characteristics of Olimar and Louie as humans, but there were some major differences. This thing had no helmet on; it had a smaller nose, more hair, and brown eyes. It had a shirt that said "Nintendo" on it.
It suddenly tries to capture Louie with its giant hand. Olimar then grabs Louie by the arm and race back to the place they came from. The thing stares at him and the Pikmin, mostly studying the little plant soldiers. He grabs a giant camera and takes tons of pictures of them racing out of the humongous room. When the Pikmin gang finally race the ground, they sighed in relieve and hope they never go back there again.
Meanwhile, back in the room the thing, which was a normal human guy, called someone when Olimar and gang raced out of the place. He then waits for the phone to pick up on the other end and a voice is heard.
"Hello?"
The guy then tells him what was on his mind. "I finally have a great idea for a new game!"
"That's great Mr. Miyamoto. What's it about?"
Miyamoto smiles as he looks at the photos he took, all with Pikmin snapshots in it. "Oh, you'll see…"
And so, Miyamoto created a new video game based on what he saw in his room. He called this game 'Pikmin.' The game sold in millions and was really famous. Then he made a sequel, 'Pikmin 2.' This was also a great video game and everyone loved it. Then he made Spider Man 2 for the Nintendo DS, which sucked like crap.
The moral of this chapter is: Before buying video games, go to Gamepro magazines and check the previews. The reason why is because a game may look good, then it's Seven Samurai 20XX all over again…
If this chapter sucks, don't flame me. Instead, write your flame on a piece of paper and send it to the guys who own 4kids Entertainment.
