As Gojyo and Hakkai walked down the street, in search of Sanzo, one certain young monkey was shadowing them closely. Goku had become suspicious. Ever since Hakkai had come back from the day care centre, he had been acting rather odd. Ok, so he was acting odd when he had lost his mind, but this was a different sort of odd. It was an 'I'm not acting like Hakkai usually does odd. So, Goku decided to shadow them to see if his suspicions were correct, or whether he was just going mad as well.

After a few minutes, Goku was almost 100 sure that he was right and decided to take action.

Sanzo, who by now had consumed way over the recommended limit of alcohol, was standing on the bar, and singing karaoke. His audience comprised of an old married couple and the man in the corner. His dreams of Hollywood were temporarily forgotten in between drunken slurs of 'I will survive'

"So, Hakkai, what…" Gojyo's line was cut off by a shout from behind

"Impostor!" Gojyo and Hakkai's heads snapped round as Goku stood there, wielding a sharp looking stick, a dangerous light glinting in his eyes

"Bakasaru! You're not supposed to get out of the room. Just you…" Gojyo's sentence was, yet again, cut off.

"Impostor!" Goku shouted, causing a scene amongst the passers by, "You're not Hakkai, and you know it!"

Hakkai stood there, looking confused "What do you…"

Goku wasn't really going to listen to what he had to say and sprinted forward, weapon in hand and swung the stick right into Hakkai's heart. Dust then fell to the ground, revealing a shikigami, which lay peacefully amongst the dust.

"How'd you figure that out, monkey?" Gojyo asked, looking at the tile on the floor, obviously very confused

"How'd you not? He's your roommate, ya dumb kappa."

"Shut it, monkey brain."

"Well at least my brain worked out that it wasn't really Hakkai! You must be stupider than me."

Gojyo shut up and picked up the tile

"Deception, huh?" He said, looking at it.

"Hey…you know where the real Hakkai is?" and pocketed the tile.

"Probably back at th' day care centre."

"Let's go there then."

"Aren't we s'posed to be findin' Sanzo?"

"Ahhh, that lousy monk can wait."

They were silent for a minute, and Gojyo was about to set off in the direction of the day care centre.

"Hang on a sec…" Goku said, turning his head to the right, as if to hear better

"What now? If you smell food it can wait."

"No, I think I can hear Sanzo!"

"You sure?" Gojyo asked, not wanting to be tricked into taking to Goku to a restaurant, which could potentially take 5 hours.

"Uh huh. He always sounds like this when he sings in th' shower."

"He's singing?" a malicious grin spread across Gojyo's face, "Now this I gotta hear. Lead the way, monkey."

"Don't call me monkey!"

"Whatever you say, ape-boy."

"…idiot cockroach"

Sanzo was rudely interrupted by two people he had no intention of seeing any time soon, whilst he was half way through the track list on the karaoke machine, and was starting to add dance moves to his favourite parts of the songs.

One loudly shouted his name and ran over, the other stood sniggering in the corner, perhaps recording him, Sanzo couldn't tell, everything was started to blur a bit.

Once Sanzo had been dragged down from the bar, away from the mike, reacquainted with his belongings, given a drink and sat down on a stool, the other two began bombarding him with questions.

"Sanzo, when did you-"

"Sanzo! Why did you try to-"

"-Start singing? Since when? Tell me-"

"-Go to Hollywood? Is it cos I'm annoying Sanzo? Is it?"

"-When. I can't believe Genjo Sanzo likes singing."

"I think you're really cute."

"What?" Sanzo looked up and through blurry eyes saw a woman standing there. She must have said that last thing, Sanzo thought, because the other two wouldn't have.

Sanzo then embarked on a conversation with the woman, who for some reason, was green

"Who's Sanzo talkin' too?" Goku asked, as Sanzo began to ask the space next to him why it was standing there

"Hmmm…" Gojyo picked up the glass that Sanzo had taken a sip from and sniffed. "Absinth."

"What's that?"

"Alcohol."

"I know that, ero-kappa."

"Well, it's a very strong drink and it makes you see the green fairy."

"The what?"

"Ask Sanzo when he wakes up." Said Gojyo as Sanzo keeled over and hit the floor with a resounding 'thump'.

"Sanzo! Sanzo!" Goku's loud voice was the first thing that Sanzo heard as he woke up, glad to be out of the bar, but not glad to be stuck with Goku, and Gojyo.

Hakkai was still yet to be rescued from the clutches of the day care centre and Sanzo was in a very bad mood as he woke up. Goku wasn't helping.

"Sanzo! Sanzo!" Goku repeated, "What's a green fairy."

"Shut up bakasaru!" Goku's head was subjected to the wrath of the almighty paper fan, and he yelled in surprise.

"Saaanzo! You aren't s'posed to hit me!"

"And you aren't supposed to talk."

"Saaaanzo…"

"Don't tell me." Sanzo muttered

"I'm hungry!"