"The Easter Krad"

Disclaimer: Don't own D N Angel. Would like to though…

Warning: Kind of AU. They're all separated (all magical items gathered and sealed, curse broken and all that jazz) Contains yaoi (duh), shounen ai (double duh), and cuteness. Hey, just look at the title. OOC-ness…

Part Three: The Results (a.k.a. The Chapter That Almost Wasn't)

We rejoin the Easter Krad in his hunt for the elusive Dark. Passing through the park, he heard rustling in the tree branches above his head. Well, with those bunny ears, that couldn't have been too hard.

Anyway, Krad rammed himself against the tree trunk, heard a familiar, yet rather girlish shriek and saw the former thief sitting on the ground, looking quite dazed. He poked the little bugger with his foot and he fell over onto his back, the swirley eyes having taken affect. With a growl, he removed the tape from the camera that had landed on Dark's now numb skull. Usagi Krad snapped the snapped the disk in half, destroying the evidence. Scooping up the dead weight, he headed back the Niwa home, gaining many odd stares.

A little girl tugged at her mother's skirt. "Mommy, is the Easter Bunny always that mean?"

"I don't know, dear…" (Wow, I'm mean to Dark… Oh well. )

Krad was let back into the house by the still lilac tinted With, who blinked at them. The blond trudged upstairs and dropped Dark unceremoniously onto Daisuke's bed, surprising the teens already there.

Satoshi and Daisuke protested loudly as they were flung out of the room. The blue haired one banged a fist on the door in rage.

"What is the meaning of this! Let us back in! We were there first!"

Daisuke looked at Satoshi, noting how hot and bothered he looked.

"Hiwatari-kun?"

"Call me Satoshi, Daisuke."

"Right. Satoshi, why are you so angry? We can always just talk in the living room."

"…" The blushing one looked at Daisuke, wondering how naïve one person could be. Then he grinned.

"Or we could go into Dark's room…" Grabbing Daisuke by the hand, he darted to the room, slamming, and locking, the door.

Remember when we left the other two? Well, Krad has been busy. Dark was now lacking a shirt and has been bound at the wrists with the said article. Krad removed the bunny ears and placed them on Dark's head. The former phantom thief began to stir and looked around dazedly. He then noticed Krad's predatory smirk and that the blond was straddling his hips. His jaw was suddenly slack.

"Guess what, Dark? I caught you. Now, I get to claim my prize…"

"Uh oh…" You can guess where that went. Not that Dark entirely minded being uke. He would let Krad get away with it just this once.

In the hall, With was sitting there, looking from door to door, hearing strange sounds. He soon caught onto what was going on, somehow gained a nose bleed and darted to the kitchen. He's okay now.

Results of this madness:

Satoshi: finally got Daisuke

Daisuke: is less naïve

Krad: is no longer a hot cross bunny

Dark: finds that being uke isn't so bad

Emiko: stole candy from all of them

With: found out about a form of breeding in humans (foreshadowing!)

Riku: caught them all on tape and refuses to tell Risa (bitch) about it

Random little girl: hunts the Easter Bunny

Random little girl's mom: donates to the EB Hunting fund

Risa and Takeshi: made no appearance in this and thus made this fiction better for all

Saturn Imp: There. It is finished and I think it is good. Review and send me more candy!