Disclaimer: FMA is not mine...
"Kain!" Roze cried, her heart brimming over with joy. "Kain Fury!"
Fury's eyes nearly popped out of his head. "Roze! Is that you?"
"Oh my love, I can't believe I've found you at last!"
Fury's face darkened. "You dumped me," he reminded her.
"Yes, do you know how hard I worked to cover that up? I had to say we were secretly married, and then pretend you were dead and everything."
"Why?" Fury asked, puzzled. "All you had to say was that we broke up and I left."
"But Lior City is so anal about pregnancies out of wedlock."
"S-say what?" Fury yelped.
Roze unwrapped the sleeping bundle in her arms. "See, isn't he adorable?"
It took two buckets of ice water to revive Fury.
Roze had to be some kind of smart to become Holy Mother of the City or whatever the crap she was called, right? And we all know that she was just twisting Dante around her little finger. XD
