This fic takes place while BB&Rae are going out. A LOT OF TERRA BASHING! (in later chapters) This is the re-written version of this fic that just so happened to kick off twice!
Ha! I finally got around to writing this fic! I've wanted to write a comedy ever since I read With Wind's Evil Vortex of DOOM fic. Everyone should read it.
This fic is coming from my POV.
Disclaimer: I Do not own any of the copyrighted characters, I do own the character Christos so you have to get my permission to use him in any way. Oh, and I don't own Beck's Beer either. Or, for that matter, anything else that's copyrighted by someone else, SO DON'T SUE ME!
If ff. net kicks this fic off again, I will be really pissed because they are hypocritical bastards. (there are TONS of fics that are in dialog and if anyone reports me again, my sources will beat the hell out of them! That isn't a threat, it's a fucking promise!)
Character guide:
Chris: My self, Chris Barlow aka DigitalGlowStick
Christos: My made up character (he controls the wind)
Coreen: My eccentric friend from school
Jill: My other eccentric friend from school
Jenna: Jill's sister
Benny: Jenna's B/F from Germany.
And u know the teen titans.
This is in Chris's POV
Psychotically crazy, evil, and Randomly Insane Story of Comedic Death
"Where are we?" I asked.
"I don't know." Christos replied while staring at Jill, who was dancing around in circles.
"Weeeee!" Coreen screamed and started to dance with Jill.
"Wow, that's kinda weird." Christos said eying the two.
"OMG! We're on the fucking moon!" I realized.
"This is strange." Said Christos.
"Its FUNNNNNN!" Jill said as she jumped around in the low gravity.
"Wow look how high she is." Coreen said and fell over because she leaned over too much while she was watching Jill.
"Ok…" Christos watched the scene in bewilderment.
"Maybe we should try to get off the moon." I suggested.
"Let's go Alien hunting!" Jill yelled in my ear.
"Alien hunting, Alien hunting Alien hunting!" chanted Coreen.
"There aren't any Aliens on the moon." I said knowingly. (A/N: if that's a word…)
"Party pooper!" said Coreen.
"C'mon, let's go!" Jill said tugging on my sleeve.
"Oh, alright…" I said helplessly as I was dragged away.
"Hey, we can look for a way off the moon at the same time." Christos suggested to me.
"Hey, that's a good Idea." I replied.
"Weeeeeeeeee!" Coreen started running off across the giant carter we were in.
"Hurry up you two!" Jill yelled and ran off after Coreen.
"C'mon Chris." Said Christos as he tried to take off using his wind powers, and fell flat on his face. "What happened?"
"There isn't any air on the moon." I said with an anime sweat drop appearing on my forehead.
"Then how are we breathing?" Christos asked.
"Because I'm the author and I say we are." I replied.
"Well can you make there be air on the moon?" Christos asked.
"No" I replied simply.
"Why not?" Christos said.
"Cause." I replied once again.
"Fine, be that way!" Christos said and walked off.
"Hey Chris, come here and see what we found!" Coreen and Jill yelled.
"What could it possibly be?" I said in a sarcastic voice.
"It's kind of a…Green floaty blob type thing." Christos said looking at the strange object.
"Poke it and see if it moves." Jill suggested. Her eyes were all big with the green light of the floaty thing reflecting in them.
"I'm not poking it, you poke it." Coreen said.
"I don't want to poke it. Christos said.
"Well neither do I" Jill said.
"Why don't we all poke it?" I suggested, trying to break up the frivolous argument.
"Ok, 1…2…3!" Christos counted down and they all touched the green floaty blob thing.
They were instantly transported to a busy intersection in Boston and Coreen slipped on the snowy ground.
"Shit, its fuckin' cold out here!" I said looking at the rapidly falling snow. (A/N: The east coast got about 3 ft of snow the day that I wrote this so that's why its snowing.)
"Aww, I'm all wet!" Coreen said getting up off the snowy ground.
"Let me help." Christos said and conjured a jet of warm air from the Caribbean to blow down on them.
"That's warm." Jill said appreciably.
"Yeah, we're on earth so I can use my powers now." Christos said and looked at me angrily because of the incident on the moon.
"Wow, first we're on the moon and then we're in Boston." I said.
"Yeah, weird…" Christos replied still a little mad.
"Hey, look! Its Jenna and Benny!" Jill pointed over to a small gift shop where a boy and a girl were walking out hand in hand.
"Jenna-san! Over here!" Jill yelled over the noise of the car horns that were blaring because we were all standing in the middle of an intersection in Boston at rush hour.
"Jenna-what?" Christos asked.
"Jenna-san!" Jill repeated and smiled happily as Jenna and Benny walked over.
"When Jill gets hyper she speaks in Japanese gibberish." I explained.
"Hehehe I gots candy!" Coreen said before she took a bite out of a snickers bar.
I looked over to see a random candy seller wearing a sombrero standing in the snow. "Hey, I know you! You used to sell Kailua."
"Yeah, but I lost my liquor license after the whole moon shine scandal, but if you don't tell anyone, I could hook you up with some Kailua." He said and raised his eyebrows like a cheesy car salesman.
"Candy Guy, are you illegally selling Kailua?" I asked suspiciously.
"Maybe…" The candy guy replied looking at the ground.
"Chris, you don't want illegal Kailua, you want some good German Beck's!" Benny said and pulled a 30 pack of Beck's beer out of his jeans pocket.
"Oh, I'll take one!" I said, grabbing the beverage.
"Anyone else?" He asked.
"Pass one over." Jenna said.
"None for me." Jill said.
"Ooh, I want one!" Coreen said and grabbed two from Benny.
"Beer and chocolate?" Jenna asked Coreen with a disgusted look plastered on her face. (A/N: Beer and chocolate DO NOT mix! Eeeeeeeeeew!)
"No thanks, I don't drink."
"Yeah, cuz the last time you drank, you got so drunk that you started singing and caused 4 Hurricanes over Florida!" I said laughing.
"Hey look, a police man!" Jill said and ran up to him and started yelling at him in Japanese gibberish.
"We'd better go get her before she gets herself arrested." Jenna suggested. We all walked over to Jill and the cop with open beers and then realized what we had done. We were all underage and we had beers! Needless to say the cop wasn't too happy.
"Oh shit!" I said.
"And that is why I don't drink!" Christos said smugly.
"Hey Mr. Police man, want some beer?" Coreen asked.
"Coreen! Jesus, get us in more trouble why don't you!" Christos said in exasperation.
"Ok!" Coreen replied and started beating the cop with her half full beer bottle.
"You're all under arrest!" The police man said holding Coreen back.
Just then, a plow comes down the street, and they are all still in the intersection. They all stand in front of the plow staring into the headlights like deer.
"AHHHHHHH!" we all screamed.
Just then Raven came out of nowhere in one of her inter-dimensional portal thingies and pulled us all in. (except the cop…)
Wow, I used a lot of author's notes in this chapter. Where will the vortex lead them? I already know where, but if, no wait, when you review, give me ideas of other places they should go and how they should get there. There will be a lot more characters in the next chapters. REVIEW!
Quote of the day: "Dearly Beloved, are you listening, I can't remember a word that you were saying…"
-Green Day
