Chapter 2 of my re-written fic!
Shout outs!
Raven The Goth: Glad it makes you laugh. I must say though, it was better in dialog, but wouldn't allow it. also, i am going to use the alaska thing u sugested cuz that would be funny. but not untill the fourth chapter cuz i already have the third written and all i have to do is swich it to a non-dialog format. (6 pages to retype...)
Razz: Yes its back in all of its glory! lol you will be in the next chapter i promise and get well soon!
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Psychotically crazy, evil and Randomly Insane Story of Comedic Death
Chapter 2
"AHHH!" we all screamed.
We landed in a heap in yet another strange location.
"What's up with all the random vortexes?" Jill asked.
"Do it again!" Coreen said happily.
"Damn, that hurt, where are we now?" I asked.
"Looks like Cancun!" Beast Boy said.
"It is Nofglog!" Satrfire said happily as she admired all the college students walking down the beach.
"What?" Christos asked in confusion.
"She means spring break." Robin filled in.
"Ooh." Jill, Christos and I said.
"I new what she said!" Coreen said and we all looked at her strangely and everyone but Coreen and Starfire got anime sweat drops.
"Hey, I remember you!" Robin said to Christos. "You are form that fanfiction by that great author DigitalGlowStick. What was that called?"
"Titans Go!" I chimed in with a gloating grin on my face.
"Yeah, that was a good fic." Christos said to me and Robin. " And because me and Raven like each other in that fic, then we do here too right?"
"Sorry, that was the way it used to be, but I changed the storyline when I re-wrote this fic so now you don't!" I said to Christos.
"Aww c'mon!" He pleaded.
"Sorry, if I do it that way then I can't have any Terra bashing."
"Oh, so can I at least help with the Terra bashing?" Christos asked me.
"I'll see what I can do." I said. (It's so good to be the author! Hehehe)
"Oh. Look! Shiny" Starfire said and picked up a small metal object.
"Star, it's a spoon." Cyborg pointed out.
"Oh, it's simply glorious! I must have more shiny!" She said while her eyes got all big and glossy.
"Ok…" Raven stared at Star's amazement and an anime sweat drop appeared on her head.
Just then Coreen disappeared in a puff of pink smoke.
"Where did Coreen go?" I asked.
"She was transported to the Triton High School cafeteria." Raven informed me.
"Oh, I must go rescue her!" I said and disappeared in a puff of pink smoke.
"What other interesting ways of transportation will we witness today?" Raven asked to no one in particular.
Then I reappeared in another puff of pint smoke. "Mrs. Scruton wouldn't let her out!" I reported.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey Benny, can I have a margarita?" Jill screamed.
Benny pulled a blender out of his pocket and poured her the frozen drink.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeayyy!" Jill said happily accepting the drink.
"Hey Benny, can I have a mudslide?" Jenna asked.
"Sure, luckily I got some Kailua from the candy guy earlier." Her said and pulled the blender out to make more drinks.
"Give me straight Kailua!" I said and held out a glass with ice in it that I got from no place in particular.
"You have any Vodka?" Raven asked and everyone stared at her. Benny handed over the bottle form his endless pocket and Raven took it and chugged half the bottle, took a breath, and then chugged the other half of the bottle. Everyone stared in amazement.
"What, can't a girl drink?" She asked and then pulled a book from under her cloak and began to read.
Christos, no wanting to be out done, ordered Tequila and downed it in one large gulp.
"Umm, you will regret that." I said to Christos.
"Never you mind, I'll be fine…Gurgle gurgle gurgle…" Christos said a little tipsy.
"Oh, leave him a lone Chris-san." Jill scolded me.
"Ok…but I told you so…" I said.
There was a loud 'biz' sound and I grabbed my cell phone from the clip and opened it to read the incoming TXT message. It read: "HELP! The evil teachers won't let us leave the calf!" I replied: "Don't worry, school ends in like 5 minutes and we have a theree day weekend coming up. You'll be outta there in no time." I sent the message and waited for a reply. Coreen replied and it said: "Ok, bye, see u in three days!" I sighed as I read the message and sent one back: "No, when you get out of the calf, you are coming back here." I sent it and she replied: "What if I don't want to? You can't make me!" I replied: "Yes I can I'm the author." She replied: "Well then author me outta here!" I replied, if I did that then it wouldn't be as funny." She replied: "I don't care, I'm being raped by Jess, get me out of here!" I replied: Oh, calm down, the bell just rang.
Coreen poofed back here with Jessica who was still tickling the shit out of Coreen. I poofed Jess back to the school and Then the fic went on.
Quote of the day: "Fuzzy moaning ghosts live in your mini-van"
-Melissa
R&R DAMN IT! I got tons of reviews for this fic when I first posted it so I expect the same this time. C'mon pplz!
