old Shout outs!
from the first time i posted this fic
Razz: That quote was my friend Melissa's. She had a book she made of them and they will appear now and then. I'm trying to keep the story line a little different then yours but its hard cuz its your story I modeled this after and yours is so good Note to everyone in the community: Read Razz's Palace fanfics!
Coreen: Hahahahahahaha! U got locked in the calfateria during the make up period! Hehehe I find that kinda funny. Glad u like this fic. Oh, and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOB! Make him die a horrible and painful death of agony and despair!"
New shout outs!
oINSANEo: My good friend Jill, I'm so glad u like my fic. I'll be sure to not put u in any embarrassing situations hehehe O.O (yes, his is the jill from the fic for anyone who bothered to read this besides jill.) I don't think u get drunk, but I haven't looked at this chapter for a while so we'll see…
bloodraven13: just for u ( and Razz) here's the next chapter!
Raven the goth: u think itws funny! Im so happy. Lol oh, and don't forget to breath next time u read my fic so u don't pass out. Lol that was a funny review
OK, LISTEN UP! IM CHANGING THE POV FROM FIRST PERSON TO THIRD PERSON!
Psychotically Crazy 3
"Damn this computer! How am I supposed to write this fic on this shitty computer?" Chris yelled into the screen as he typed this fic.
"What's wrong with it?" Christos asked.
"This is my old computer and it's slow and it's not cool and black like my good one. its evil and the space bar doesn't work sometimes!"
"Do you want me to destroy it?" Christos asked.
"NO! if you do that, then all the stuff I just typed will be deleted and all of this would have never happened!"
"Ok… O.O" Christos replied a little confused. "How can you be typing everything we say and yet be standing right next to me?"
"Cuz that's what I typed, so it happened." Chris replied.
"I'm so confused." Christos said and walked off.
"Ok, so where are we again?" asked Coreen.
"Peabody Massachusetts. Duuuuuh!" said Jill.
"This is Peabody? It's a wreck!" Raven said looking around at the houses that had almost no yard and all the many kids running around and chop shop guys that were steeling the rims off the car up the street.
"This sucks." said Robin.
"Who is that boy that resembles the beach ball?" Starfire said as she gazed around the street.
"Wow, he's fucking fat!" said Coreen.
"Hey Christos, I dare you to poke him." Jill taunted.
"No way, I might get grease on my robe!" He retorted.
"That's my old neighbor Ryan, he's like 300lbs and was demoted from first grade back to kindergarten after he went ripshit on the guidance councilor and ripped her nylons.
"Wow, what a psycho!" said Cyborg.
"Well that's why he's in the story, just look at the title." Chris replied.
"You know what would be funny?" Beast Boy asked.
"What?" Christos asked.
"If you put him at the top of the hill at the end of the street and rolled him down."
"That would be great." Christos said giggling.
"Do it do it do it!" chanted Coreen.
"Ok, hold on." Christos said and lifted him up with his wind powers and placed him at the top of the hill.
"Raven, watch this." BB grabbed Raven and turned her to face the boy rolling down the hill.
"Thrilling." was her sarcastic response.
Chris pulls Jill and Coreen over to him and whispered: "BB is trying to impress Raven because he likes her."
"Oh, put them together! They are such a cute couple!" Coreen almost screamed in his ear.
"Shhh! don't let BB know I'm doing it." Chris scolded.
"I don't think that he noticed." They looked over to find him, Christos and Cyborg on the ground in fits of laughter as the boy got up and swayed dizzily then fell over again.
Raven on the other hand was doing her best to ignore them by sucking a margarita through a colorful straw and talking to Benny and Jenna.
"The beauty of being the author is that I have TOTAL CONTROL!" Everyone just stared at Chris.
"Well sorry, but I do!" Chris said as everyone looked at him and waited for an explanation for his outburst. "I control everything." More strange glances.
"Well you control everything in the story, not much else." Jenna pointed out.
"Good enough for me! I'm not asking for frickin world domination here!" Chris said then did the Dr. Evil finger thing and laughs manically.
More strange stares.
"Hey, I'm hyper, and I'm writing a comedy, what do you expect?" Chris said defensively. "Hey Benny, can I have another Beck's?"
"Sure, here you go." He said and pulled the beer from his pocket.
"What the flip was grandma doing at the dunes? God! Sorry, I love Napoleon Dynamite." Said Coreen.
"That movie was plotless." Jill said un-amused.
"Yeah, but it still kicked ass!" Coreen said with a cheery grin on her face.
"Mmmm…Beer." Was Chris's only response.
"Yeah, German beer!" Benny chimed in.
"I want some beer!" Jenna said and grabbed Benny.
"Ok, ok, here! He said and Jenna let go of her death grip.
Just then Christos randomly flew up in the air and landed in a pond that magically appeared right in front of Raven, getting them both soaked.
"Raven, I'm so sorry!" Christos apologized. "I don't know what made me do that." He said and then saw Chris doubled over in laughter at the site. "Damn it! It was that blasted author!" He said as he conjured a warm breeze to dry them off. "What the fuck was that for?" Christos asked Chris who was still laughing.
"I'm the author…laugh…I can…snort…do what ever…Falls over… I want!" Chris spat out.
"Well now I'm the author!" said Christos.
"You can't be the author, I'm the author!" Chris replied, getting up off the ground.
"Well now I am." Christos said and folded his arms.
"Ok, you can have a turn."
"Wait, did I miss something?" Robin asked from out of the blue.
"Yeah, Christos is the author now." BB informed the Boy Wonder.
"Is that such a good idea?" Raven asked.
"No." Chris answered.
"What shall we do about this mismatched author business?" Starfire asked.
"Just wait. For him to become the author, I had to write that into the story cuz I'm the one sitting at the computer in the library in Triton High. (A/N: my school I write anywhere I can)" Said Chris.
"Oh I get it, so for Christos to become author you had to write that, so he just thinks that he's doing it, but you really are." said Raven.
"Yup, oh yeah, BB wants to go out with you." Chris replied nonchalantly.
"Ok, I'll go out with him." Raven replied. BB heard this and then ran to Raven and smashed his lips into hers and they both fell to the ground and started kissing passionately.
(A/N: That will happen a lot in this fic…)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Christos, Cyborg, and Robin, burst out into laughter."
"So what in me and BB are going out?" Raven said her eyes turning black. "Look, even Star and robin are going out."
"O.O" said (facial expression) all…
"How did you know about that?" Robin said dumbfounded.
"It seems as though our secret has escaped." Starfire said blushing.
"Well, I found that little bit of info from the author." Raven said pointing to Chris. "He knows everything about everyone here."
"You sure do!" Chris said.
"Hehehe…he told me something about Cyborg too!" said Jill running away from the stampeding half human who was begging her not to tell.
"What happened? Me and Jenna missed the last five minutes because we were passionately making out." said Benny who had lipstick all over his face.
"Yeah, we miss busses all the time because we make out too much." Said Jenna
"Yeah, me, Chris, Tina, and Taylor all ways make fun of you for it." Jill said.
"Oh, what do you know?" Jenna retorted.
"See, even those two are dating! Why can't I have anyone to love?" Raven asked, holding BB's hand.
"Well, I'm single." Chris pointed out
"No your not, you are going out with me!" said a random voice.
"Who is that?" Chris asked looking for the source of the voice. Just then a blond anorexic girl floated down on a rock.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Terra is in love with me?" Chris shrieked.
"Yes, always and forever!" Terra said lifting up her shirt to show them all that she had the names CHRIS and BARLOW tattooed on her boobs.
Everyone just covered there eyes and commented on how flat she is.
"Do you need me to take care of her?" Chris's best friend Brian said as he appeared on the scene of the flashing.
"Please dispose of this blond bimbo." Chris stated as if he was talking to a body guard.
"Ok, one moment please." He said and unsheathed his katana. (Japanese sword)
He lunged at terra how dodged but got clotheslined by a nearby tree branch. Brian jumped on her and brutally stabbed her. She then flew off into the sky and turned into one of those glowy star things from Pokémon when team rocket 'blast's off again!' she then came back down on one of those floaty platforms from super smash brothers and a life meter appeared above her head. It said that she had 10 lives left.
"I'll be back! I'm going to make a plan!" she screamed and then took off on a rock.
"I hope she falls off that rock of hers and hits her head." Chris said as he watched her depart. "Do you have any idea how creepy it is to know that someone has my name tattooed on there boobs?"
(A/N: warning: nasty references to cafeteria food ahead!)
"Is it as creepy as having a 50 year-old bald and toothless man lust for you?" Coreen asked with her big toothy grin plastered on her face?"
"Why did you have to bring that up?" asked Chris who hid his face in the hood on his sweat shirt.
"What about an old bald gut that lusts after Barlow?" Brian asked.
"You know, Bob." Coreen replied still grinning.
"Oh, the one we said donated his penis so they could deep fry it and serve it as sausage?" Brian asked.
"Yup, that's him!"
"Humans fry the male sex organs deeply?" Starfire asked quizzically.
"No Star, they served sausages at Chris's school that looked like deep fried penises. Humans do not deep fry penises." explained Robin.
"Oh, it is all clear now." replied Star.
"Ok, now that that's settled, I'll take Chris and hold him hostage in my basement until he swears his undying love for me!" said Terra.
"No! Get away from me evil harpy!" Chris screamed and ran down the beach while Terra chased after him on a rock.
Then Benny pulled out a 9mm and shot Terra in the back. She fell off her rock which smashed into her dead body. The little life meter counted her death and the number went down to 9 lives.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, she got smushed!" Jill giggled.
"Mixed drinks anyone?" he asked.
"Piña Colada." Chris said walking back to the group.
"Coming up!" Benny said pulling the blender from his pocket.
"What happened, Me and BB were making out again and we missed it." Raven said standing up.
"Oh, nothing important." said Benny
"Ok." BB and Raven began to make out again.
"I just had a great idea!" said Brian
"What is it?" Ragon asked.
"Lets kill Bob!" Brian said enthusiastically. (A/N: ooh, big word! lol P)
"Ok, lets go! C'mon Coreen!" Ragon said and turned into his dragon form so they could all fly off.
"Yeay! Now Bob wont lust after me!" said Chris.
"Let's see, whose not here right now?" asked Chris.
"Brian, Ragon, Coreen, Jenna and Benny." Christos answered
"Where did Jenna and Benny go?" Chris asked.
"There right there, but there minds aren't even on this planet." Jill commented.
"Oh, I see." said Chris.
"Hey, what's that?" Christos asked.
"I know who they are!" Chris said looking at the two girls riding up on a two-seater bike.
"Well, who are they?" Raven asked.
"These are Razz and Noel!" Chris said pointing to the two girls.
"Hi!" They said as they rode up.
"Razz, how's life?" Chris asked.
"Great! What bout you, Digi?" she replied.
"We've ben having a very interesting day. FDirst we were on the moon, and then we were on an intersection in Boston, and now we're here in Cancun, and Jenna and Benny have been making out and drinking half the time and we almost got arrested for underage drinking because of Coreen."
"Wow, that's quite a day." Noel commented climbing down off of the tandem bike.
"Want to join us on our merry adventure?" Jill asked.
"Oh, what the hell, we got nuttin betta to do right now, what ya say Noel?"
"I say that Chris sould cut it out with all the slang short hand." Noel replied.
"I will if you come with us." Chris replied.
"Ok, but only if you stop with the short hand."
"Yippeee!" Jill squealed.
"SQUEE!" yelled Razz. (A/N: 'squee' is a word created by razz and is only to be spoken by Razz.)
"Yeah, she yelled at me for using it in an e-mail I sent her, so if you don't want the wrath of Razz brought down upon you, you will heed the author's note.
(A/N: DigitalGlowStick is not responsible for any inconvenience received from using 'squee' some common side affects are: Light headedness, loss of memory, ultra hyper activity, random fits of uncontrollable laughter, and loss of judgment. Do not use 'squee' if you are pregnant or could become pregnant. 'squee should not be used unless it is spoken by Razz. If you experience strange voices while using 'squee', stop use immediately. If erection presets for more than 4 hours, seek medical assistance.oops, that's Viagra "Squee is recommended for children 12 and up. Call this number 1-800-69-SQUEE or go to (not a real link) for more information. Ask your doctor about 'squee' today.)
"O.O" Everyone just stared.
"Ok…umm, can we get on with the fic please?" Christos asked.
"Sure!" Chris said.
"SQUEE!" Coreen yelled.
Razz slowly turned toward the blond girl with fire instead of pupils and razor sharp teeth bared. "What…did…you…say?" She asked through clenched teeth."
"Squee?" Coreen looked at the now red faced girl in confusion."
"Didn't you pay any attention to the whole disclaimer/author's note I just wrote?" Chris asked with a dismayed look on his face.
"Um, no?" she replied, still oblivious to what she did wrong.
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"Hey wait, I'm not a bitch! " Coreen said defensively. She then reared back and slapped Razz across the face and started to yell squee over and over again, causing Razz to go ballistic and start chasing Coreen with a rather large mallet that she produced from out of nowhere.
"Maybe someone should try to stop them?" Raven asked in a slightly amused voice.
"Yeah, maybe we should before they get them selves arrested." Jill said.
"Why, this is fun!" Cyborg said. He and BB were sitting on a random couch with popcorn watching the two girls. BB however, was to busy laughing to eat so Cyborg was eating most of the popcorn.
"Hey Razz, look at those cute little Mexican shops over there." Jill said pointing to across the beach.
"Oh, we should go!" Razz said, getting distracted from chasing Coreen, who kept running in circles.
"Ok, Noel, you want to go?" Jill asked.
"Yeah sure, I'm in the mood for a little shopping."
"Jenna, what about you, how bout u and Benny come?" Jill asked.
"Ok, but we have no cash on us. Jenna left it in her car in Boston.
"Oh, in that case, Razz, I'll give you 650,000,000,000,000,000 to share." Chris said. "Because you are my best reviewer."
"Yippy!" screamed Razz.
"Benny then pulled an ATM machine out of his pocket and Chris punched in the PIN # and money started to spew out into the group's hands.
"MONEY!" the group of girls and Benny screamed.
"Who else wants to come?" Jenna asked just before they walked off to the shops.
"I think I'll stay here." Raven said examining the group of giggling girls and Benny while walking over to the couch where Beast Boy was sitting.
Starfire and Robin ran up to the group of crazy girls and Benny and they all started to walk off down the beach.
"Women." Said Chris as they walked away.
"WHAT?" All the girls said; stopping dead in there tracks.
"We heard you!" Jill said glaring."
"YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!" The rest of the girls said sounding like just like the mean girls from Lilo and Stitch.
"UUh, well now you don't!" said Chris.
"Yeah, like that's going to work." said Jenna. "Wait, what did he say?"
"He said that, no wait I don't remember either!" Razz said, confused.
"Hehehe, the power of the author strikes again!" Chris said, victorious.
"oh, never mind, lets go shopping." one of the girls said.
They all walked off leaving Chris, Christos, Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven.
"A little piece and quite for a change." Raven stated pulling out a book entitled "The Triton Chronicles."
"Well, it looks like it's just us now." said Chris.
"Want something to drink?" Cyborg asked everyone.
"Got any Kailua?" Chris asked.
"Yep, anyone else?" Cy replied.
"Me!" BB said
"I'll take some." said Christos.
"What ever." Said Raven from behind her book.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's finaly done! OMG! I feel so releved. It took me soooo long to get this finished. I haven't updated anything else forever! I'm so happy its done, I mean 7 pages takes awhile right? I really want to know what you think so review. . Lol im having fun with this fic! Review please! Especially Razz and Noel. I'm out in 3…2…1…poof gone!
Quote of the Day:
"At my High School,
it felt more to me,
Likea jail cell,
A penatentuary.
My time spent there,
it all just made me sick..."
-Anthem (Good Charlotte)
