Shout Outs!
Saint H: What would I do for a Klondike Bar? I wll dedicate this chapter to you cuz ur fic rocks! Read it pplz, its called 3rd Wall? We don't need no third wall!
bloodraven13: Thanks!
Raven the goth: You will maeka special guest appearance in Chapter 5. I hope you have a computer in that padded room they put u in, I want u to read this. Lol
Razz's Palace: Well, I just copied you guys,s personalitys from ur vortex fic. I hope I got Linnsey right, I think so from those e-mails that she typed, but check it out. Hurry up with the next vortex chappy!
Terra Logan: Green Day? I'm confused. (this review was to Ch 2 but I didn't post it last time.) I'm glad u are reading this because it had a lot of terra bashing involved. Don't be offended. X
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Psychotically Crazy, and Randomly Insane Story of Comedic Death
Chapter 4!
"Mmmmm, this stuff just keeps getting better and better." Chris said as he downed his shot of the amber liquid.
"Why aren't we drunk yet?" BB asked.
"Because I haven't written that down yet." Chris replied. "Now, if you want to be drunk, all out have to do is ask!"
"Ok, make me be drunk!" BB said with a toothy grin.
"Ok."
There was a poof sound and then BB tripped over his own feet and fell onto Raven's lap.
"Chris, look what you've done!" Raven yelled in an aggravated tone.
"Sorry? He asked." Chris said looking at the ground.
"Well make him st…" Her voice was cut off when BB jumped on her and kissed her.
"Beast Boy!" Raven gasped as they broke the kiss.
"Yessh?" BB said with a slur.
"Man, I'm getting outta here, too much lovey-dovey shit." Said Cyborg and leaped away from the couple.
"Buh!"
"Ahhholyshhhhit!" BB slurred.
"Jenna!" Chris said as Jenna scared the living shit out of the drunken changeling.
"Hi! I got bored of shopping, so I decided to come back here and drink with you guys."
"Chris, LOOK OUT!" Jenna shouted.
Chris jumped out of the way just in time as speeding mini-van came rocketing down the beach with five drunken kids driving.; it shot passed the group and then slammed into a car insurance building.
"wtf was that about?" BB asked, pulling out a beer.
"Beast Boy, give me some of that shit." Raven said and grabbed the beer and downed it in one gulp.
(A/N: WARNING MAJOR OOCNESS AHEAD!)
"Wow Rae, I didn't know that you could chug like that!" BB said in amazement.
What u talkin' bout?" Raven replied.
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"Ahhh!"
No, Terra! Stay back! I'm not your love slave!" Chris shouted and threw his shoe at the bimbo.
"Ah, but you will be!" She said and she blew a whistle that hung around her neck.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chris said.
"What, what did she do?" asked Jenna.
"She discombobulated me!" Chris replied.
"What the fuck does that mean?" Raven asked between making out with BB.
"t means that I'm going to kidnap him now!"
"Hey bitch, Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin to read here!" Jenna said leafing through a dictionary in search of Discombobulated.
Just then, Brenda from Scary Movie 3 came in and started to beat the fuck out of Terra."
"I'm woopin her ass Cindy!" She yelled as she punched her in the face.
Just then, Terra changed into the little girl from The Ring and killed Brenda.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" BB screamed like a girl when he saw the hideous little girl."
"Ha! Come on bitch!" Said Cindy and started to beat her up.
"Swing away George!" said the ex-reverend guy from Scary Movie 3.
"George swung a wooden bat at the girl who by now had a chain saw. George connected with the girl, but not the evil one. He hit Cindy and knocked her out.
"Not again George!" The Reverend guy said.
"Did you ever think that it's time to stop livin up here and start livin down here?" George asked randomly.
"No, but what if we stopped livin over here and moved over there?' The short guy asked.
"Ah, my aunt Shinequa used to live over there, but she got evicted she had rats." said the fat guy.
"I thought she had mice?" She short guy asked
"No man, mice is inside, rats is outside."
"But what if a mouse goes outside? Dose it become a rat?"
"Man, you not gonna see no mouse outside."
They would have continued there pointless conversation, but they were killed by the crazed chain saw wielding little girl.
"Yo, didn't I tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP?" Jenna yelled and hurled her book at the little girl. It hit her full in the face and she fell back onto the ground. Then Cody from Scary Movie popped in and said "I see you kneeling in dog shit." Then a car driven my Michael Jackson drove into him and he flew off into oblivion.
The little girl looked down and she indeed was kneeling in dog shit.
"Oh Fuck" she said and then turned back into Terra and flew off.
"Great, Now I have Terra and Samara in love with me."
"That sux, but I know what Discombobulated means!" Jenna said enthusiastically.
"What does it mean?"
"To throw into a state of confusion"
"Nice, know a cooler word?"
"What?"
"Defenestrate: An act of throwing someone or something out of a window."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"BB and Raven burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"Don't believe me, here's the link to http:dictionary. and Rae hadn't stopped laughing.
"Have you guys been using Squee again?" A strange girl said.
"No-hahahah-not us-hahaha"
Right…anyway, I'm Linnsey! I'm one of Razz's super hyper friends come to provide comic relief cuz almost everyone else is shopping."
"Not me!" Jenna said, sitting on the couch.
"And not me!' said Razz appearing from behind the couch."
BB jumped off the couch and jumped on Razz. " BLEH!"
"Beast Boy, what the fuck?" Razz replied.
"BB, are you ditching me for Razz?" Said Raven with a quivering lip.
"I thought you couldn't show emotion." Razz said, getting up.
"I can now!" She said holding up her broken mind mirror."
"Coming Rae…" BB said with little hearts in his eyes.
"OMG, I think I'm gunna puke!" Cyborg said and then pulled out a random trash can and yakked into it for a while.
"Wow…Linnsey!" Razz said while watching the whole scene.
"Hey Razz, how's life?" Linnsey asked.
"Great, I just bought all these cute little Mexican bobble heads!" She said holding up about 16 little Mexican guys in sombreros and with little guitars, all with there heads bobbling.
(A/N: This is not supposed to be anti-Mexican, its just that they are in Cancun.)
"Ohhhhhhh……" Linnsey said as she stared at the bobbling dolls.
"Look what Benny found!" Jenna yelled into the randomness.
"What?" We all asked.
"EASTER EGGS!"
"Oh, lets eat them!" BB said.
"Ur a vegetarian," Raven pointed out. "now get back down here!" (Don't ask what they were doing, all I will say is that Cyborg was still puking.)
"Ohhh, what is going on here?..." Was all that could be heard from the trash can in which Cyborg had stuffed his head.
"You can't eat them anyway, there the plastic kind. Here, you each get one." She said handing them out to everyone including Benny who had also randomly returned from the shopping trip.
"Oh, they have little prizes inside!" Razz said as she examined a cute little heart snow globe. (Don't ask where that came from…)
"Oh, I got candy!" Linnsey shouted.
Chris, Burst out laughing. "The power of the author strikes again!" He shirked through fits of incontrollable laughter.
"Fuck you Chris" Christos said coldly.
"You would" Was Chris's answer, causing everyone to laugh and look at Christos.
"Do you have any idea what that does to my self esteem?" Christos yelled and burst into tears. "I'm leaving." He sobbed and flew away.
"Wow, who knew he had esteem issues." Jill asked. (She too had appeared out of nowhere)
"I dunno, wanna see how many plastic eggs I can fit in my mouth?" Razz asked
"Yeah!" Jill said enthusiastically.
"ok, here it goes…Linnsey, hand me the eggs!"
"Ok, 1…2..3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10…12…15…22…38…56…124…236…547…922…
189,234,768,275,321,475…764,946,446,549,846,198,749,813,984,651,746,519,874,621,987,462,197,465,194,651,746,521,984,651,746,165,749,613,219,874,621,987,465,217,496,519,674,621,987,463,219,874,652,174,652,146,218,749,651,687,496,846,219,874,652,198,746,516,746,314,965,136,549,846,517,651,765,196,843,248,746,184,651,321,987,465,196,846,519,874,621,846,517,465,465,198,746,197,138,765,126,3498,495,465,198!"
That's it pplz! She can fit 764,946,446,549,846,198,749,813,984,651,746,519,874,621,987,462,197,465,194,651,746,521,984,651,746,165,749,613,219,874,621,987,465,217,496,519,674,621,987,463,219,874,652,174,652,146,218,749,651,687,496,846,219,874,652,198,746,516,746,314,965,136,549,846,517,651,765,196,843,248,746,184,651,321,987,465,196,846,519,874,621,846,517,465,465,198,746,197,138,765,126,3498,495,465,198 eggs!" Linnsey said.
Razz just smiled through her mouthful of eggs.
"Oh, I can beat that!" BB said sitting up.
"No you can't!" Raven said and pulled him down again.
"Oh, Notice to everyone! Jenna and Benny are no longer going out! They6 are just friends. That is all." Chris said in an announcer's voice.
"It's true." Benny confessed.
"Yeah, no more kinky European sex." Jenna said looking at the ground sadly.
Everybody stared at her…
"What? We used a condom!" She said looking back at everyone with a fierce blush.
"Trojan Man! Now with a new warming sensation that you both can share!" A random announcer said.
"EEEEEEEEEEEW! WAY TOO MUCH INFO!" Chris said and ran to the trash barrel with Cyborg.
"What?" She asked again.
(A/N: Yes, she did actually say that in real life except no Trojan man thing hehehe)
"OMG, you should have heard them at night! I couldn't get a wink of sleep!" Jill chimed in, sending Chris back to the trash barrel.
"Ok…." Everyone once again stared. (except Razz who was empting her mouth of eggs.)
Yo0u know what, I'm going to end this now cuz I have no idea what is going to happen next. I really need to be hyper to write this fic and while writing this chapter, I was anything but. Enjoy, but not even I think its even close to as good as the other chapters. Review!
Quote of the Day: "No, wait, Damn it!"
-I dunno, it just came to me...
