Ok, let's just begin with the drunken kiddies and the baka disclaimer...(cough) murder (cough)
Disclaimer- YuGiOh not do I own...
Yugi and Mokuba stared at Rabecca as she got drunken and continued rolling around on the floor. "That was the last
beer! What's Yami going to say? Oh man I'm so dead," Yugi said slapping his forhead. "NOOOOO", Mokuba
cried. "I need that beer!" Mokuba looked around at the empty bottles trying to find a drop left. "tee hee hee hee...guys,
we could just do the next best thing" Rabecca said swaying back and forth. Yugi and Mokuba looked at her. "...heh?"
they asked. Rabecca looked around the room. She spotted Yugi's bookbag. She ran over to it as Yugi and Mokuba just
looked at her helplessly. She pulled out Yugi's supply box. "Yugi, you have...sharpppp...sharpies right?" she asked.
"Uh...yea" Yugi said. "Then this will work," Rabecca said very reassuring.
:with the watchamacallits...:
"This door looks pretty suspicious" Bakura said. "Well shut up and opppen ittttt!" Kaiba yelled. Bakura opened the
door and they saw... they saw...!
:With the kawaii kiddies:
Just kidding.
"HOLY CRAP!" Bakura yelled as he looked inside the dark room. In the damp room...every part of the floor..is
covered with... Tea's friends? "Whoa.." Bakura was shocked at all the people down there. "Heeeeeeellppp
meeee" the people cried. "W-what sh-should we d-d-do?" Yami asked. "Maybe we should let them out...," Joey
suggested. Bakura slammed the door shut. "No! We have to leave them here! What if Tea finds out?" he said. "W-w-
w-w-wait,just leave those...things...there. We need to find her
closet! Remember our plan people?" Kaiba said. Everyone just looked at each other.
"No."
Kaiba sighed. "Come on!" he guided them. "Yami, where's the bedroom?" Kaiba asked. "How the hell should I know?"
he asked. "USE YOUR GOD DAMN MAGIC!" he yelled. Yami glared at Kaiba.
" I thought you didn;t believe in magic."
Then he looked strait ahead of him. He closed his eyes. His millenium puzzle started floating while it glowed. A room at
the end of the hallway started
glowing. "There," Yami pointed in a calm voice. Joey looked for something hard. "Chair," he said quickly. He pulled the
chair out from the table. And ran to Mai and slammed the chair into her back. She passed out. Joey snickered as he
dragged her into the dungeon thingy. "What the hell was that for?" Ryou asked. "You were wrong. Ishizu wasn't the
only girl," Joey wasn't even staring at Ryou..."DOOR!" Joey pointed to Tea's room and ran into the door. "Oh boy,
Joey's stupid is back," Kaiba said sarcasticly. They EVENTUALLY decided to open the door. In Tea's room,
was...lots of...YAMI! Everyone started laughing it up except for Yami. "Looks like you have yourself a little
stalker, huh?" Marik was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. On the walls, pictures of Yami. On the inside
door, DRAWINGS of Yami, (not to mention bad ones) and on her closet, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! THERE WAS A
YAMI PLUSHIE! Yami was getting very annoyed. "Ok. That's enough..." Yami tried to say. But no one would listen,
they just kept on laughing...and laughing... "GUYS! JUST SHUT UP!" Yami yelled. "Ok, ok," Bakura said as he
took deep breaths. "Look! There's her dresser!" Malik pointed out. She had an oakwood dresser
with...uhhhh...velvet stuff. "It's beautiful!" Joey's eyes were sparkling. "Pfft..whimp," Ryou said.
"Open it!"
Kaiba hesitated.
"Ok, here we go," he grabbed the knob, and gently pulled it out.
: Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man, the muffin man...:
"Rabecca, what ae you gonna do with those sharpies?" Yugi asked nervously. "Well, we could use glue, do you have
a better plan?" Rabecca asked him in a stern voice. Rabecca pulled out the sharpie and took the cap off. "Rabecca!
Don't do it!" Mokuba cried. There was a crash in the wall. "What the F?" Yugi said. Rabecca gasped. "It's, it's,
it's...INUYASHA!" Rabecca threw down the sharpies and ran over to the half-demon. (Sorry if you have NO idea
what I'm talking about. Just look up inuyasha.) "What the hell? Where am I?" Inuyasha looked at Kagome. She
shrugged. "Don't look at me!" she exclaimed. "Who are you?" Mokuba stared in awe (I love that word! Tee hee
hee!) "The question is, who are you?" Kagome asked back. "TELL US YA LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!" Inuyasha pulled
out his sword. "Inuyasha! Don't hurt them!" Kagome grabbed his arm. "Uhh...uhh..," Yugi was scared to death.
"Inuyasha! HI! You're my favorite half-demon!" Rabecca was trying to push Kagome out of the way.
"Hey!"
Rabecca and Kagome started pushing each other while Inuyasha just stared at them. "So...uh...you're a human
right?" he asked Yugi. Yugi looked at him with one eyebrow raised. "Well derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," he said. "Ok. We need to
find out way home, eh?" Inuyasha asked Kagome. "Ok!" Kagome said and they both walked right through the hole in
the wall. "Uh...what were we doing again?" Yugi was still staring at the whole in the wall. "I forgot," Mokuba said. "Let's
trash the house!" Rabecca exclaimed. "You know, you're a REAL trouble maker, ya know that?" Yugi said.
But Rabecca and Mokuba were already in the other room making crashy sounds.
: With the boys...I can't breathe... :
All the boys had their eyes closed while the door was slowly opening. Inside, was...well, Tea;s clothes. What did you
people expect? GOD! "Where's her underwear!" Bakura started throwing the clothes everywhere. He kepr digging
in the clothes until he found... "Underwear!" he perked as he held the panties up to the gang. All the boys tried to hold
in their laughing. "Put it on," Kaiba dared. All the boys stareted agreeing. "I'm not putting them on without a catch. If I
put a pair on, you guys all have to put a pair on," Bakura said, undies still in hand. They looked at each other unsure.
5 minutes later
"WHOO HOO HOO HOO!"
All the boys were running through the house screaming. All of them had underwear on, either over their pants or on
their head. Either way, they were NUTS. "I am sooo glad I did this!" Marik said almost bumping into Bakura. "What
else does she have?" Ryou asked as he tripped over the bed. Yami came running out of the bathroom with toilet
paper all over him. "I'm a mummy! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOOP!" Yami screamed. They door front door handle
started shaking from the other side. Everyone froze. "Everyone quiet...," Kaiba said out of the side of his mouth.
"Shhhh...," Yami looked at him. Sweat dripped down Joey's face. And after the rattling of a key, the door slwly
opened...
MUHAHAHAH! I'M SOOOOO EVIL! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT? WHAT WILL TEA DO? WILL THE KAWAII KIDDIES TRASH THE HOUSE? READ MY NEXT CHAPPIE AND FIND OUT!
