These mini ficlettes are just a whole heap of random stories written by yours truly. Many more are coming your way!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Artemis Fowl, it is the property of Eoin Colfer. Fortunately, I don't own Butlins Holiday Centre, and I advice everyone to keep well clear of the swimming pools. I'm serious. No really don't go there.
PS. Soz if you're offended if you work there, NMF!
Butlins Holidays
"It's Coming"
Artemis Fowl and his family stared at the shaking ground.
"Was that an earthquake, Timmy?" Angeline asked her husband.
"Possibly" said Artemis Fowl I.
Artemis Fowl Junior paled, "- Or it could be …."
"It's Coming Underground"
Foaly and Commander looked intently at the trembling ceiling.
"Was that an earthquake Pony-Boy?" Root asked an annoyed looking Foaly.
" Possibly" replied Foaly, " – Or it could be …."
"Get Mum"
Angeline screamed as she floated to the clouds.
"Get Dad"
"I'll sue yoooouuuuuuu!" yelled Timmy as he floated up with his wife.
"Get Artemis Fowl"
"Excuse me! Butler! HEELLLPPP!"
"Get Julius"
"DON'T CALL ME JULIUUUSSSS!"
Screamed Commander Root as he too started to float skywards.
"Get Pony"
"Hey, I'm not a Poonnnyyy – owww!"
Said Foaly as he crashed into something random. i.e. ceiling.
"Get the whole family down to Butlins! For one of our world famous crappy holidays! We promise you that you wont forget your Butlins experience too soon:small print: May result in life long trauma."
Everyone fell into a massive swimming pool.
"This sucks" Foaly said.
"I know" said Artemis.
"I hope that brown thing isn't what I think it is" said Commander Root, pointing to the dark, mysterious bottom of the swimming pool.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Our swimming facilities are now cleaner than ever before!"
