Hiei! I Shrunk The Kitsune!
Disclaimer: I NO OWN!
Kurama might be a little OOC, sorry... not really...
Flashback
"I'll meet you at Yusuke's house!"
End Flashback
Kurama looked around from his position on the doorstep. He hadn't remembered just how far away Yusuke's house was. It was going to be a looooong trip. When he finally reached Yusuke's house there arose a second problem. How to reach the doorbell.
Yusuke opened the door, the quickly looked around In confusion. Then he saw the tiny vine against his doorbell. He blinked a few times when it waved at him, then he watched as it wound its way down… To where a mini Kurama was standing. He almost fell over.
"Kurama? Why are you small?" Yusuke asked.
Kurama glared. "It's all Kuwabara's fault! He made my project go screwy!"
Yusuke smirked, "See, I told you homework was evil…"
Kurama just climbed up over the doorstep and ignored him. That was, ignored him until,
"Could you pick me up? I can't really get around too fast, and I would like to talk to Keiko-san before she leaves."
Yusuke proceeded to do so, but noticed just how small Kurama was and burst out laughing.
"HAHAHA! YOU'RE SMALLER THAN A PENCIL!"
This outburst attracted Keiko, and she walked in to investigate.
"Yusuke? What are you going on about?"
Yusuke could hardly stifle his laughter but he managed to get out
"Him!"
As he thrust his hand in her face.
"YUSUKE THIS ISN'T FUNNY DANGIT! Hi Keiko!" Kurama exclaimed, slightly vexed. Yeah. Just slightly…
"Kurama?" she asked in disbelief, "Is that you? Oh my gosh what happened?"
"Kuwabara messed with my science project and it shrunk me… I don't know how long I'll be like this either… Yusuke, could you please set me down somewhere?"
Yusuke looked down at his hand, which just so happened to still be in Keiko's face.
"Oh, yeah. Sure Kurama."
Yusuke and Keiko walked into the house and Yusuke set Kurama on a short table in the living room. Kurama seemed slightly relieved to be off Yusuke's (not quite so recently washed) hand.
"That's better… But I need your help, you see… Well mother doesn't exactly know that this happened and she wont know where I am when she gets back and I can't call her myself and maybe Koenma could help and I can't exactly call him either and-"
Yusuke's head was spinning.
"Whoa, Kurama, slow down a bit, will ya? Geez."
"Well I think that this can all be taken care of easily," Keiko said. "I can come up with an excuse for your mother, and Yusuke can call Koenma!" She suggested happily.
Kurama beamed.
"Thank you Keiko!"
Keiko smiled back.
Yusuke started laughing.
"You're HAHA Too short HAHA to reach the HAHAHA phone! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Yusuke!"
Eventually, after Keiko called Shiori and Yusuke checked in with Koenma, they decided to call everyone over to decide what to do. Even Yukina came!
"Maybe you could reverse your machine?" she asked timidly.
Kurama sighed.
"If only it were that easy… I'm too small to do it myself, and the calculations must be exact, or else…"
"Oh…"
"Heh, maybe we should keep him small, he's pocket sized!"
"That doesn't help Yusuke!"
No one could come up with anything and Kurama began to feel hopeless.
'What if I never turn back? What will mother say, what will Hiei say? What if it gets worse? Where will I stay? I don't want to be alone…'
Kurama's eyes began to tear up a little.
Keiko noticed this and quickly asked,
"What's wrong Kurama?"
Kurama was silent for a while then he blurted out,
"Everyone's making fun of me and Hiei isn't here and I hate Kuwabara and- UWAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kurama then surprised Keiko by suddenly bursting into tears.
"Oh Kurama-san, It'll be ok…YUSUKE YOU JERK! THIS IS PARTLY YOUR FAULT!"
"WHA'D I DO?" Yusuke countered.
"THIS!" Keiko pointed at the still sobbing Kurama.
"Oh…" Yusuke said weakly.
Botan arrived in time to see Keiko take her frying pan off the counter and chase Yusuke around with it, still yelling at him.
"Um… Hello?"
"Hey Botan, any word from Koenma yet?" Shizuru asked nonchalantly.
"Um, er no… There's nothing yet… What happened here?"
"I have no clue myself…"
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