Just something a friend of mine asked me to type up. Enjoy!

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'Twas the night before Christmas, in Titan's Tower
The Teen Titans eagerly awaited the holiday hour.

The liquor poured freely from bottles & cans of beer,
And everyone except Beast Boy feasted on a roasted steer.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
And Robin had already gone to his lair,
Taking with him Starfire, and 6 other girls with long hair.

When from Beast Boy's room arose such a cry,
Terra sprang from the sofa to check and see why.
Away did she go, with her shorts barely on,
And kicked down the door to glimpse in and beyond.

So Terra did enter, and what did she find?
Raven & Beast Boy, in mid bump & grind.
Shocked as she was, Terra went quick for her rock-firing gun
And hastily took aim at Raven's tight bum.

It was thanks to the beer that the shot did go awry
A loud bang was heard, but nothing went gory
And soon someone came, but it wasn't St. Nick,
'Twas a guest in the tower, the Dominatrix!

"Now Cyborg! Now Speedy! Now Raven & Robin!
Even you Beast Boy, though green turns me off…
Come to your knees! Best get down on the floor!
Time for the naughty to scream! Time to shout for more!"

As her whip cracked the air and the steel door slammed shut,
Everyone went quiet as a kid caught with smut.
So Jinx did show, with gifts quite odd,
Wax candles, ropes, cuffs, and 1 sizzling hot bod.

Clad in red as she was, from her boots to corset,
She was the most devilish Santa they'd ever met.
And at last she shouted, as she stood to full height,
"Naughty bitches you're all, and you're all mine tonight!"

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...Review plz. And I swear, on my honor, I will update my Biollante fic (as long as I get at least 1 review for my Monster Zero fic). Sayonara!