Flower: Welp, I'm bored. And I want to write something funny for a change. COWER IN FEAR! Yes. Note: this is a sort of parody/random humor thingummy. Don't like, don't read. Or do. Who cares? Except for me? Well, anyway...here goes...
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Rouge, the first unfortunate character to be roped into this pointless story, was sitting in Club Rouge. She wasn't really doing anything, since the author has no imagination, and who knows what she does in her spare time anyw...
...ok, fine. She was staring at a...a Chaos Emerald. Yes. A Chaos Emerald that would be vital to the plot later on.
Anyway, she was sitting in Club Rouge and staring at a Chaos Emerald, when suddenly the door burst open with a huge clap of dramatic lightening and lots of rain and howling winds and the like.
Shadow stepped out of the storm raging outside, despite the fact that it was Summer and sunny not five seconds before, and walked towards her. Soaking wet.
"Uh, Shadow...?" Rouge said slowly, with a pointed look at the floor. Shadow looked down and noticed a rather large puddle gathering at his feet.
"Hmph." He said, in an attempt to be moody and in character. Then he folded his arms and did a bit of glaring aimed towards the puddle. Which was unaffected, funnily enough. Rouge busily examined her nails, which she had painted bright green to match the Chaos Emerald.
Finally, Shadow looked up again. (the puddle had sunk into the carpet, ruining the floor and probably causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage) His eye twitched painfully with lack of blinking - but it did, after all, add to the evil impression. Shadow noted this and resolved to practise not-blinking more often. Anyway...
"Rouge!" he declared dramatically, as if nothing had happened. Which, technically, nothing had.
"Hmm?" Rouge replied, leaning back in her chair.
"I...have a plan!" He struck a dramatic pose, ripped off from the City Escape finishing stance. Rouge drummed her fingers on the table.
"I am going to kill Sonic the Hedgehog, and take over the world! Because the author has run out of evil characters! And I look cool when I'm being evil!"
Rouge shrugged nonchalently. "Not unusual. How are you going to do it?" Shadow pointed a finger at her, and grinned OOCly, without breaking his pose. Rouge was mildly impressed.
"I need that Chaos Emerald!"
Rouge was immediately alert. She grabbed the gem and glared back - though not with as much force, of course, otherwise Shadow wouldn't look as cool as usual.
"No! Mine!" She screamed childishly, while stroking the gem gently.
"Pleeeeeeease?" Shadow asked, hoping that there weren't any video cameras around. Which, unfortunately, there were. Because it was a nightclub and the like. Despite the fact it was completely empty. God knows why.
Rouge was shocked back in-character at the sight of Shadow trying - and failing - to give her the puppy eyes, and sniffed haughtily.
"You can have it...if you bring me..."
There was a long suspenceful silence before Shadow caught his cue.
"What? Bring you what?"
"The Master Emerald!"
There was another long silence in which Shadow looked blank and Rouge reapplied a coat of green nail varnish. Finally, Shadow spoke.
"Why the bold lettering?"
Rouge threw the Chaos Emerald at him. "Because! Now go get it, fool!" Shadow slunk away into the rain, muttering darkly (he needed the practise) and completely missing the fact that he could have taken the Emerald there and then.
Rouge yawned, streched, and went to find her new make-up set.
Thus! The adventure begins. Sort of.
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Flower: Though it probably won't continue. Doing everybody a favour. Fwah. Reviews are liked, no, craved! It's a very rare disease. Sympathy please. Review review review!
Chaos: (falls over)
