Zoltar: You know I love you people right? You guys-

Darren: Girls

Zoltar: Whatever, you're all just so nice to me! I've never had such loyal fans.

Darren: Namely because all your stories suck, including this one!

Zoltar: -sniffles- You're so mean Darren...

Darren: Yeah well, you deserve it! I'm outta here...gonna go hurt someone...-magically disappears in a cloud of smoke-

Zoltar: Darren...WHY! Oh, well, don't worry...he'll be back...they all come back...-eye twitches-

Rei the other disclaimer: Not me again! Haven't you tortured me enough?

Zoltar: no...but I need a disclaimer!

Rei: alright, alright...I'll do it...geez...Zoltar doesn't own Beyblade. Thankfully that means she definetely doesn't own me! -looks to Zoltar- Can I go now?

Zoltar: no, you have to stay for a bit longer. I have four more chapters to produce and I don't know when he who shall not be named will be back.

Rei: o.O you mean Darren?

Zoltar: -tackles Rei and slaps a hand over his mouth- Don't say his name! He'll think we miss him.

Rei: -thinking- I do miss him because I wish he were here instead of me.

Maybe...

Chapter 21

You can only imagine the severity of the tension in the Demo. Boys...er home, after Bryan made the call to the Black Plague. Every major team was there. People were glaring at each other of course, well mainly at the Demo. Boys. Some people just can't see that an old ugly evil guy made them do it. I mean, come on, does Ian really look like he could come up with a grand master plan of ev-okay nevermind. Maybe Ian was behind it all, he does seem a little...manipulative...

Anyhow...

"Why are you all so tense?" Tyson yelled. I don't know why he's here. I think everybody could have lived without the Bladebreakers in ONE story...

Ian glared at him -he's evil!-. "We set up their equipment wrong, so now Robert has to fix it."

"What equipment?" Tyson asked.

"The girls equipment, they're going to perform a song for us." Spencer explained.

"So they're a band?" Rei -the disclaimer- asked.

"Yeah."

"Then how would Robert know how their equipment goes?" questioned Max.

"Well he's the friend of one of them so she probably told him something." Tala answered.

The minutes went by with most of the teams conversing with each other. Except Kai, who continued to shoot evil looks toward Mariah for dare looking at his Rei, and he also kept glaring at Johnny, who in turn, glared direcly back at Kai and started looking at Rei evilly, so Kai glared at him more.

Robert was up on their makeshift stage. "How could they ruin it this much?" he asked himself as he glanced around at the Black Plague's equipment. "Anybody who knows anything knows that Marisa's guitar has to face the southeast and she has to be on the left!"

It took a few minutes, 52 to be precise, for him to fix the Demo. Boys mistake. Because anybody who knows anything knows that Robert Jurgen knows music. Psh, yeah right! But he did it. Or, he attempted to do it to the best of his ability.

"It's finished." he called to Tala.

"And just in time too." Tala said while he walked towards Robert. "We need your help with something else."

"Oh?" Robert asked.

"We need you to decide on whether or not we should ues the outfits Mandy picked out, or if we should just let them wear what they want." Tala explained.

"Do I look homosexual to you?"

'Do you really want me to answer that?' Tala thought.

"Well actually-" Johnny started.

"Not a word Johnathan!"

Johnny glared and walked away.

"Why do you want me to decide?" Robert asked.

"Because when I saw them I was shocked." Tala said.

Robert groaned inwardly. 'That should help me determine my reaction...'

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Michelle watched as the scenery flew by them. "Where are we?" she asked.

"Somewhere else." Tracy answered.

"I can see that." Michelle said. "Missa-dono?"

"Apparently, we are...not there yet." Marisa said. "So just wait."

"Are you sure we're going the right way?" Michelle asked.

"No actually I am taking us on a detour that will lead us to a grand park with fairy lights and fountains everywhere." Marisa stated.

Michelle's eyes glazed over. "Really?"

"Oh yes. And once there, we shall step onto a marble platform and music will start." Mandy continued. Marisa smirked to herself, she knew where this was going.

"Really?" Michelle asked again.

"Mh-hmm, and then, The Demolition Boys will step out of nowhere and take our hands, and we will proceed to dance the night away all the way 'til morning!" Tracy finished. "Except for Liz and Marisa because they would be too busy trying to kill themselves."

Liz and Marisa glared. Michelle was still on the 'Demolition Boys dance 'til morning' thing.

"Really?" She asked once more.

"Yeah, and then the fairy pony princess will come out and give us flowers and candies while a preist pronounces you and Tala husband and wife! I'm sure the dress will be made of water lilies and your bouquet of chrysanthemums." Liz stated, voice laced with sarcasm. But Michelle didn't notice, she was too busy thinking about dancing the night away with one Tala Ivanov.

"Really?"

"NO!" Everyone said.

Michelle frowned. Taken out of her little fantasy world. "Well you didn't have to lead me on." she said.

Marisa sighed. "Well one parts true."

Michelle's eyes lit up. "Dancing?"

"No," Marisa said. "The fairy pony princess. Tala is going to be there."

Michelle punched Mandy, who made a whining noise and rubbed her, now sore, arm.

"What was that for?" she asked.

"For helping them." Michelle said. "AND for telling Marisa about the pony thing. I knew you overheared!"

"Well you didn't have to punch me! You could've just said, 'Mandy you're so mean' or something."

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Robert looked with interest at the...clothes...Mandy had chosen for her and the rest of her team to wear.

"Well?" Tala asked.

"..."

"You think they're hideous don't you?"

"..."

"You do."

"...I...don't know what to think anymore." Robert said with a sigh.

"I'm taking it that you'd perfer to have them wear what they want. Right?"

"Y-yes..." Robert said, trying to shake the image of what Mandy would wear. Or at least where she would think up the idea for something so...kinky. "So Mandy is kinky." Robert whispered.

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Mandy sneezed. "Someone's talking about me!" she complained.

"Shut up Mandy." Marisa ordered.

"How long would it take you to drive to a rather large mansion in the middle of Moscow, Russia, while it's snowing rather lightly?" Tracy asked Liz.

"Not this long." Liz replied.

"Aw, c'mon!" Michelle sadi. "It's fun to spend time with your friends!"

Tracy and Liz looked at her. Then at each other. "We're friends?" they asked.

"Whasa big idea telling me to shut up?" Mandy asked Marisa, seeing as she was sitting right next to her in the passenger seat. "Shouldn't you feel a little angry that someone is talking about your closest family relative behind you and hers backs?"

"I'm angry about the fact that you insist on bugging me while I'm driving!" Marisa snapped.

"Oh your just sad that your boyfriend cares about his car more than he cares about you!" Tracy said.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Marisa said angrily.

"Don't get frustrated Missa-chan!" Liz said. "We all know you love him!"

"Yeah, just like you love Johnny!" Marisa said glaring at her through the rearview mirror.

Liz mad a growling noise. "I don't love Johnathan McGregor! I don't even remember how I met him!"

"Love tends to make you forget things..." Michelle said dreamily.

"I don't love him!"

Marisa smirked. 'That took their minds off me.' she thought. 'But... what do I feel for Bryan?...grr, shut up sappy self!' Marisa scolded herself.

"Guys, settle down. We're here."

And sure enough, they were there. Or here. However you want to look at it.

"Finally, I have presents to wrap!" Mandy said.

Marisa shut off the car and everyone got out, then another ring could be heared from Michelle's pocket.

"Hello?" she asked as everyone stared at her, eager to get the stupid party over with.

"Wench." said, who else, Bryan.

"Uh, wench?" Michelle said to Marisa.

A ferocious glare from Marisa was given and she snatched the phone. "Why are you teaching my purest teammate such horrible, lewd, vulgar words?" she asked.

Michelle blushed at being referred to as 'pure'. Everyone else sniggered at how it could be taken as a reference to her sex life.

"Why should I do that?" Marisa suddenly barked at the phone.

"Who is she talking to?" Mandy asked.

Everyone looked at her. "Theloveofherlife."

"I get it. She's in the Nile."

Tracy sweatdropped. "That's denile."

Mandy shrugged. "Whatever."

"FINE!" Marisa said as she slammed on a button on the phone and tossed it to Michelle. "I've go to go get...Boris."

"OOOH! You know his Russian name!" Lizz taunted.

"And I bet you know Johnny's middle name!" Marisa said as she started the car back up. Liz glared at her and mumbled 'do not.'

Off went Marisa without another word as her team stared.

"Why the hell does Bryan need her to pick him up?" Michelle asked.

"Oh Ra! Our purest team member just cursed!" Tracy said.

"Shut up."

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Spencer was the first to spot them. "Quiet down, they're right outside!" he said.

Everyone stoo still, except Tyson, who kept fidgeting.

"Where's Bryan?" Tala whispered to Ian.

"He said something about...Actually, I honestly don't know." Ian said confused.

Tala just sighed.

Spencer gave the signal that they were at the door and all eyes were glued on it. It swung open and...

Zoltar: bwhahahahaha! I left you hanging!

All: not like we care.

Rei: I was in this. That's creepy.

Zoltar: you said one sentence.

Rei: so? I was still in it.

Zoltar:-rolls eyes- whatever...

REVIEW RESPONSE!

Zoltar: you guys-

Rei: girls. Like guys would really read your stories.

Zoltar: whatever! Well you people keep leaving such great reviews, I'ma keep respondin' to em!

Tikytikytavvi101: of course you're beautiful! And if I were to say...Where would the world be if we weren't homies? Well, there would be one less bend of crazy Beyblade obsessed fangirls out there...so probably a better place. But who cares! We're homies now! And I think I'm a freak. I'm really freaky. My Texas History teacher last year, Ms. Brinck...on the day before the last day of school, she called me a freak in front of my entire grade! Doesn't that explain it all? Yep. I'ms a freak. In more ways than one. (winks)

Rei: ok...that's creepy.

Zoltar: I wasn't winking at you!

Rei: then who wee you winking at?

Zoltar: Bryan!

Bryan: (shoots at Zoltar) (runs to Marisa uncharacteristically)

Marisa: (huggles Bryan very uncharacteristically) MINE!

Zoltar: (sweatdrops)

Ynn:Bryan and Marisa are not snogging behind the scenes! If they were...you'd probably hear it. And I'm Typing as fast as I can with my pretty pony stories. As you can see the pony princess appeared a few times in this chapter. Isn't he lovely?

Tala: (prances around in a tutu)

Saya-17: hmmm...10 pages on Microsoft Word? Really! Well I wouldn't know...I don't have M.W. (sobs) Oh well. Loyal reviewers all the way! WOOHOO! Alright loyalties! My loyalties lie with you people! My reviewers. And your loyalties lie...somewhere! Because I dunno where!

ali: oh! SO you want them to kill you! What kind of a crazy are you? Insane crazy, dutifully crazy, suicidal crazy! Craxy! Crazy with an X? I hope you can outrun them! Especially Bryan. Nice to know he'd use the gun. Hehehe...(dodges bullet from Marisa's gun) holy crap! She has one too? I'm one of the good authors! Really! Do you mean it? Gosh. That's so cool. (looks at other authors) She said I'ma good author who updates!

Other authors: (take out light sabers)

Zoltar: holy crap...I'm in trouble! (runs)

Marisa and Bryan: seeing as we're already here, we're going to threaten you at gunpoint to review. (hold gun to your head)

REVIEW!