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Warning: THIS IS A SLASH (…yaoi, however you want me to put it…) screw you if you don't like it!

Summary:

FORGIVE ME PEEPS! I seem to not have gotten across the point I wanted to yesterday. You see, the "man behind the mask" or "the new guy" was Sirius Black AND he is in love with Remus Lupin, Lupin is the one he was ranting on about the only one that needed him to come back…sorry if it wasn't self explanatory there…Anyways, now you know!

THIS CHAPTER IS DEICATED TO SUNROSE ANGEL AND DON'TASKMEWHY0991! CAUSE THEY LOVE ME! Lol, 'm sure you all do, but I chose them… BTW chapter one was dedicated to Zickie and Lenk for being inspiration! Don'taskmewhy0991 inspired me to start this chapter, and Sunrose Angel to finish it!

Living with the Enemy, Chapter 3:

Ron chocked, "SIRIUS! YOU'RE ALIVE?" Ron yelled. Sirius looked at him as if he were a loony.

"Didn't you know?" he asked. "I could have sworn that I'd already told you and Harry…Oh well. Yes it's me," he said, resuming his pacing.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! LUPIN? Remus Lupin? Noooooo way!" Ron said with wide eyes. Sirius stopped pacing again.

"Yes way….it all started a long time ago, never you mind though…Loooong story… Anyway. Yes, I love Remus Lupin, I have since I met him, since that first kiss. Ah yes the beautiful first and only kiss…So long," Sirius touched his fingers to his lips. "So long." He sighed. Sirius sunk to the floor, back supported by a maroon wall. He began to cry into his hands. Ron got a little uncomfortable.

"Aw, come on mate, cheer up. It'll be fine," Ron said nervously. Sirius jumped up.

"REALLY!" he yelled, hope dominating his features.

"Umm, yeah, sure mate. It'll all be right. You'll see…" Sirius jumped to where Ron stood and latched onto him. A big bear hug later, Ron made it a point to get as far away from the physco as possible.

"Sorry 'bout that there Ronny! I just haven't been so happy in a long time!" he said while raising his arms into the air and he began turn round and round in dizzying circles.

"Uhhhh…"

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ALRIGHT THEN?"

Exactly how I said it young Harry, exactly how I said it

Who are you anyway?

You

What do you mean me?

Well, I am…you, nothing more to it than that

Okay, then if you are me, why don't you want to help the wizards? Why say screw them?

Why not? They said screw you didn't they?

No, I'm sure they're still looking for me…

Surrrre they are, keep telling yourself that Harry, keep telling yourself that

But if you were me then you'd want to help them wouldn't you? Since I was 11 it was my goal

Yes, I am a recent addition, to keep you from going insane

WELL YOU'RE HELPING IT ALONG AS FAR AS I CAN SEE!

No, you see. You're mind is saying that Draco will keep you safe, so they send me in to make sure that you stick close to the "safe zone" so to speak.

Well you don't have to be so mean about it!

Sorry, it's my job

Draco took that moment to walk in. The first thing he noticed was Harry on the floor, twitching and groaning, as if in pain.

"Harry? Harry are you alright?" his high-pitched voice went higher than ever as the urgency of the situation laid out before him forced him to lose control on his vocal cords. "HARRY!" Harry just did not seem to want to wake up. He shook him and slapped him. Nothing worked! After ten minutes of failing, he decided to go to his father. He was the only one that could do anything.

See what you did! You scared Draco! Now let me go so I can reassure him!

No, that wouldn't be smart. Let him get his father first, we'll let Lucius "wake" you. Imagine what would happen to Draco if Lucius finds out that Draco had only been wasting is time.

oh

Idiot

Hey!

You heard me!

Grrrr, why can't I wake up anyway?

Because, I have you in my hold, so we can easily communicate, it's less straining to do it this way on both of us.

"Fa…oh. It's you," Draco said as he noticed who was in his fathers room.

"Oh, don't sound so disappointed brother dearest," the girl laughed.

"Courtney, what are you doing here?" Draco asked. (A/n yes, I know I KNOW! I use me in almost ALL of my fics…But you won't like this Courtney, believe me)

"Why, looking for a husband brother darling. Aren't you also looking for one?" Courtney said with a high-pitched, false laugh. Draco glared at the girl.

"Why don't you just leave me alone Courtney!" he said in a loud voice.

"Please darling, how can I leave the brother I love oh-so much alone, when he has a higher pitched voice than me? I mean, that's just the perfect setup for teasing!" Courtney exclaimed. Draco growled.

"Where. Is. Father?" he said, his pitch going even higher. This caused Courtney to laugh even more.

"Why, in bed with that boy-toy of yours," she said with a smirk worthy of a Malfoy.

"LEAV HARRY OUT OF TH…oops."

"Oops is positively correct my little brother," Courtney said standing up.

"WE ARE TWINS! HOW CAN YOU BE OLDER?" Draco screamed, voice to a point a soprano WOMAN couldn't get to. Courtney laughed, yet again; this time however, it was cold and cruel. Blood chilling if you will.

"Well someone had to come first didn't they? As for your little comment earlier…My Lord, you heard it did you not?" Courtney asked, bowing low to the ground. Forcing her rather short dress to come up even higher. She didn't mind though. There was not a single straight man in the joint anyhow.

"Yes my dear. Heard it all actually. Draco dear, we need to have a talk," Voldemort said sinisterly. Draco tried to swallow, but the lump in his throat refused to allow him to conduct such an action. "Courtney, thank you for your not-so hard work. Severus is yours dear. Take the man if you wish, you have my blessing. And should he refuse…well, I'll take care of it," Voldemort said, still looking at Draco's body. As if sizing him up. Courtney laughed gaily and skipped off to the nearest fire, to no doubt, floo to the poor man named Severus Snape's office. (A/n told you you wouldn't like her….smiles)

"Now, now Draco son, what do we have here?" Lucius said, stepping out from the shadows.

"Uh, I umm… IT WAS NOT MEANT HOW IT SAID!" Draco screamed in his defense, his old, holier-than-thou had returned, though much much more panicky.

"Oh? And how was it meant, beautiful one?" Voldemort asked as he ran his hands up and down Draco's cheek. He pushed Draco onto Lucius' king sized bed and straddled him. "Have you been tainting my lover Draco?"

"No sir, I merely cleaned his wounds. Honest. The only other thing I've done with him was hold him the first night, he wasn't used to it," Draco said, panicking.

"You lie to me Draco. First you say you only cleaned his wounds, and THEN you say you've held him. Which was it lover?" Ut-oh. He'd said it, the magic "L" word. The word that meant Draco wasn't going to walk for a week. Fuck.

"I-I've held him sir," Draco hung his head, "he was scared. Panicking. I didn't know what to do, I've been there before, I didn't want him to hurt like I had to, so I comforted him," Draco couldn't look his "Master" in the eye. Instead, he kept his head down.

"Well, well Lucius. It seems punishments are in order," Voldemort said, raising an eyebrow.

"I'll be in need of Mr. Potter, a whip, a rolling pin; a muggle item, no handles on it though, also a pile of books, Ah! Can't forget the best partcan we? An enlarging potion! Off with you Lucius, let's see those items," Voldemort's voice was in the scariest tone of all, happiness.

(EDITED SCENE, if you guys want me to actually WRITE it, say so and I will and post it on my journal…It will be very cruel and painful and bloody…Very, very sick…You might like it LMAO)

And did he ever use EVERY item. Draco had been through a procedure like this before, except instead of a rolling pin, it was a baseball bat. And, he didn't have to watch his friend suffer so. Truth is he did love Harry Potter. He'd never admit it though…At least not yet, not until they were out of this hell hole and Harry had some time to heal. Until then, he'd keep his trap shut and his eyes closed. He couldn't risk losing Harry…No, not ever. Harry good, Harry life, Harry…

And why the hell had he began thinking like this? Since the overgrown snake had brought the unfortunate teen here, Draco had begun to change. Not drastic changes…well yes drastic, not to him, but to his piers they were. He began acting like he felt inside….Instead of hiding it away, he let it out. And now she's back….Oh this is bad…So. Very. Bad.

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"Severus sweetie! Where are you?" Courtney Malfoy called from the Potions Master's fireplace.

"Who the hell..? Oh no. Not you again. You infernal brat! How did you escape! The plan was flawless!" Severus yelled.

"No, no my love. Not flawless. You see, you're mistake was the key. You set the spell to be broken only if I could truly, sincerely love you. And guess what? Also, guess who has approved out marriage? This will be wonderful!" Courtney said, much like a manic who had escaped her warder.

"Wonderful! Now I get to be married to the whore of the century!" Severus screamed. He balled his fists and hit the nearest thing to him…which was unfortunately a wall; they have a tendency to hit back, and hard… "FUCK!"

"Severus!" Courtney looked positively flabbergasted. "How can you utter such horrible words?" she seemed outraged, but she was smiling, a very small and cold smile. "Perhaps we should begin practicing for our Honeymoon, honey," she said in a wanna-be innocent voice.

"If there is a God up there, please save me from the fold of pure evil! Please I beg of you! I WILL CHANGE! I PROMIS! OH WHY? WHY ME? WHY S IT ALWAYS ME!" Severus became hysterical. Severus was NEVER hysterical. (A/n, does that show you what type of person Courtney is? BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! Lol)

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Sunrose Angel- Only type of what? Slash? Or…Lol, I'm blonde I don't see anything out side the box….Pretty box…THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING! As for the knack…is that good or bad?

Opal- Thanks for the spelling correction! And it's all…Well, you get it now right? I'm not sure if I'll have it tied to Volde or not now (grins) thanks for the idea though!

don'taskmewhy0991- Lol it's a good book huh? I loved it! No, Sirius doesn't love Harry…Or does he? I'll have to think about that one!

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Courtney