Dumping On Duncan Is Always A Blast
"You know the only reason I am hanging out with you morons is that there's nothing good on TV," Rogue grumbled. She and the rest of the Brotherhood were at the drive in sitting in the movie theater in the balcony.
"I thought it was 'cause Mystique paid you twenty bucks to watch us?" Todd scratched his head.
"That too…" Rogue admitted. "But spying on someone else's date is pretty low, even if it is Jean and Duncan."
"Hey it's the least you could do for how you treated me when we first met," Fred grumbled.
"For the last time Blob you do not kidnap girls if you wanna get a date!" Rogue snapped. "Especially Princess Perfect over there."
"Well you sure changed your tune," Lance remarked.
"Look just because I saved her from a date with Blob here doesn't mean I like her," Rogue snapped. "Of course now that I think about it anybody would be better than the guy she's currently dating."
"Yeah for a telepath she's pretty clueless," Lance said. "Did you know he made a date with this cheerleader behind Jean's back?"
"I thought she was on the soccer team?" Rogue asked.
"No that's the other date he made," Pietro corrected her.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Rogue said. "I mean she is a telepath."
"A telepath who can't figure out she's dating Mr. Neanderthal of the Year," Lance pointed out. "Yeah we're safe. Besides there's too many people around and her shields are up. She'll never know we're here."
"Unless we do something stupid and the odds of that are astronomical!" Rogue groaned.
"Okay it's dark enough," Lance said. "Commence Operation Gumdrop!" The boys each threw one gumdrop down below. "Aw man, how could we miss?"
"Miss? You hit Duncan!" Rogue said.
"Yeah but some of us were supposed to aim for Red," Lance said. "Toad that was your job!"
"No that was Freddy's we traded remember?" Todd said.
"Yeah but then I traded to Pietro for an extra gumdrop," Fred told him. "Which I ate."
"And I traded to Rogue who traded to Lance who traded back to Fred who traded back to Todd," Pietro said.
"Oh yeah," Todd said. "Sorry, my bad." He threw another gumdrop at Duncan. "Yeah right in his coke!"
"You were supposed to get Jean!" Pietro snapped.
"Yeah but she doesn't have her drink open," Todd said.
"How can you tell?" Rogue asked.
"I can see real good at night," Todd said.
"Well try not to hit her too much," Rogue muttered.
"You actually sound worried about her," Lance said. "What are you friends or something?"
"Trust me, I'll never be friends with her," Rogue growled. "I'd sooner spend my time hanging out with Mystique!"
"Another bulls-eye!" Lance grinned as he threw another gumdrop. "You know I'm surprised he hasn't said anything yet."
"I switched his chapstick for super glue," Pietro grinned. "And I stuck some on his seat."
"You're really quiet Duncan," Jean said, oblivious to the Brotherhood above her.
"MMMFFHHH!" Duncan tried to speak.
"You know this movie isn't as good as I thought it would be," Jean sighed. "Maybe we should talk about our relationship?"
"MMMMMMMM!" Duncan's eyes grew wide.
"This is a dumb movie," Todd looked at the screen. "Half the people in the theater are asleep!"
"So what's going on down there?" Pietro asked. "Should we throw more gumdrops?"
"Nah, I got a better idea," Rogue grinned. She got up. "I just saw someone that will make this night very interesting." She left for her mission.
Meanwhile Jean was very annoyed. "Duncan you haven't said anything! I'm trying to establish what kind of relationship we have and all you are doing is making funny noises!"
"MMMMM!" Duncan tried to say something. He pulled at his mouth but nothing happened.
"What are you doing?" Jean snapped. "Are you making fun of me?" Duncan tried to say no but it came out like an odd whimper. "I don't believe this!"
"So what did I miss?" Rogue ran back to the guys.
"Duncan is in hot water and Jean is still clueless," Lance snickered. "What did you do?"
"Just watch and wait for the fireworks," Rogue grinned.
"Duncan I think I want to go home now!" Jean snapped.
Duncan tried to get up but he couldn't. "MMMPH!"
"Fine I'll get a cab!" Jean stormed out of the movie. "Or better yet I'll get a ride from Scott!"
"MMFFFHH!" Duncan tried to get up but couldn't.
"Duncan? Duncan Matthews!" Mindy the cheerleader stormed up. "I thought I saw you in here! You were on a date with Jean! How could you! You told me that you were breaking up with her!"
"Aw man what lousy timing," Todd said as they watched Mindy scream at Duncan.
"I dunno," Fred grinned. "It's still more entertaining than what's on screen."
"I'll never trust you again!" Mindy started to pound on Duncan. "Never! Never! Never!"
"MMMMMMM!" Duncan tried to scream. The Brotherhood were laughing their heads off.
"Well the people in the audience aren't asleep now," Lance remarked.
"Oh that has got to hurt!" Pietro winced.
"OW! OW! STOP HITTING ME!" Duncan shouted.
"Well at least he can talk again," Pietro said. "That Mindy sure has a good right hook!"
"And the benefit of him being able to speak is what?" Lance asked. "And here come the ushers! And one's down for the count! Oh Jean is gonna be so sorry she missed the show!"
"It figures she's not seeing this," Rogue sighed.
"Good thing we have the videotape in case she asks," Todd held up the camera and filmed the action. "Or in case we need a couple bucks."
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"YOU DID THAT?" Jean shouted. "I don't believe it!"
"Jean, I still have a copy of the video," Rogue told her.
"Okay I believe it," Jean groaned.
"Yeah who would have thought she'd have saved you from two bad dates," Kurt snickered.
"I hate it when you make sense," Jean groaned.
"You know I never thought I would miss those days," Lance sighed and shook his head. "When all we had to worry about was our little rivalry and trying not to fall asleep in class."
"Nobody ever got any sleep once the Joes and Cobra infiltrated Bayville that's for sure!" Tabitha rolled her eyes.
"What?" Everett asked.
"Before we all got outed, Cobra tried to capture us by posing as teachers," Scott explained.
"And of course the Joes got wind of this project and posed as teachers as well in order to protect us," Rogue added.
"Some protection!" Scott groaned. "We nearly got blown up along with the school!"
"That was an accident and you know it!" Lance glared at him.
"Remember that one class we were in with Gung Ho as our Home Economics teacher?" Remy asked. "Now that was interesting!"
What happened in that class? Besides the explosions. Read to find out!
