This is a little x-mas carol we want to share with you.

Ying-Hope you will enjoy it

Yang-And that you will laugh your asses off it, too!

SEASON'S GREETINGS

MONEY'S SHORT

TIMES ARE HARD

HERE'S YOUR FUCKING

CHRISTMAS CARD

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE

EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY

EVEN THE MOUSE.

MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE

AND DAD SMOKING GRASS

I'D JUST SETTLE DAWN

FOR A NICE PEIECE OF ASS.

WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN

I HEARD ASUCH A CLATTER

I SPRUNG FROM MYPIECE

TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

THEN OUT ON THE LAWAN

I SAW A BIG DICK

I KNEW IN A MOMENT

IT MUST BE SAINT NICK.

HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY

LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL

I KNEW IN A MOMENT

THE FUCKER HAD FELL.

HE FILLED ALL OUR STOCKING

WITH PRETZELS AND BEER

AND A BIG RUBBER DICK

FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER.

HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY

WITH A THUNDEROUS FART

THE SON OF A BITCH

BLEW THE CHIMNY APART.

HE SWORE AND HE CURSED

AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT

PISS ON YOU ALL

AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.

Ying&Yang- Marry Christmas everyone & enjoy your chapter presents! Seeya New Years!!! Hooha!