This is a little x-mas carol we want to share with you.
Ying-Hope you will enjoy it
Yang-And that you will laugh your asses off it, too!
SEASON'S GREETINGS
MONEY'S SHORT
TIMES ARE HARD
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING
CHRISTMAS CARD
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY
EVEN THE MOUSE.
MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE
AND DAD SMOKING GRASS
I'D JUST SETTLE DAWN
FOR A NICE PEIECE OF ASS.
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I HEARD ASUCH A CLATTER
I SPRUNG FROM MYPIECE
TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
THEN OUT ON THE LAWAN
I SAW A BIG DICK
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
IT MUST BE SAINT NICK.
HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
THE FUCKER HAD FELL.
HE FILLED ALL OUR STOCKING
WITH PRETZELS AND BEER
AND A BIG RUBBER DICK
FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER.
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY
WITH A THUNDEROUS FART
THE SON OF A BITCH
BLEW THE CHIMNY APART.
HE SWORE AND HE CURSED
AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT
PISS ON YOU ALL
AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.
Ying&Yang- Marry Christmas everyone & enjoy your chapter presents! Seeya New Years!!! Hooha!
