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Peanut Butter & Kisses
"Why do you have to be so damn annoying!" Dawn yelled in frustration.
"I'm annoying? What about you!" Connor snarled back.
"What about me, Broody Junior?"
"Don't call me that!"
Dawn put her hands on her hips and raised a delicate eyebrow. "Broody Junior, Broody Junior, Broody Junior!"
Connor growled and launched himself at the overly smug girl. He landed on top of her and she twisted until she had the upper hand before kneeing him solidly in the groin. The Destroyer moaned on the ground covering his assaulted manhood.
"Stupid Miracle Brat." She sniffed, tossing her hair back. "Take it like a man." She paused, "Oh, that's right, you did!" She rolled her huge blue eyes as he pushed himself off the floor.
"I will end you." He seethed, though it would have been much more threatening if his voice hadn't been an octave higher than normal.
In the doorway of the Hyperion stood Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya, and Fred.
"We should really stop this." Fred remarked, furrowing her brow. Tara nodded in agreement, leaning back into Willow's embrace.
Xander merely watched the scene before them with a captivated fascination.
"I think it's cute." Anya said smiling. "It's like they're mating already!" All eyes were suddenly on her. "Oh, don't look at me like that, it's so obvious."
The group collectively turned back to the teens that were now throwing and blocking each other's kicks and punches.
"Um, Ahn, sweetie-"
Xander was effectively cut off as Connor caught Dawn's punch and pulled her into his arms, both stopping to look into each other's eyes before kissing fiercely.
Willow groaned dropping her head to Tara's shoulder, looking up at the hormone fest again. "Buffy's going to kill us."
The Slayer entered the door behind them, "Who am I killing? What are you guys lookin' at?"Beat "Dawn Eve Summers!"
Proving Murphy's Law, Spike chose that moment to walk in the door. "What the bleedin' hell! Bit!"
The teens split apart mortified.
"It was his fault!" Dawn exclaimed pointing violently at Connor.
"What?" Connor asked in shock. "You kissed me back!"
"Well, you stole my peanut butter!"
