S.M: Well you asked for it. The second installment has arrived.
Jake: Yeah we did it again. See I told you they'd like it. I am so damn good.
S.M: Don't make me get the ducky mask...
Jake: AH no please I'm sorry I will be good.
S.M: That's what I thought...anyways I own nothing you hear me nothing. And bash Tea I will.
Chapter 2- They're Back!
About three days later I was sitting at my computer reading my sweet, sweet yaoi. (A.N- you're going to have to insert a homer drooling sound here because I have no clue how to write that) I was drooling all over my keyboard. "Oh I better not do that or I might short-circuit my keyboard…again." I laughed at my own joke. Then there was a knock at the door. "DOOOOR!" I yelled as usual. After about 5 seconds I remembered that no one was home. 'Tsh fine make me get up' I grumbled in my head. There was another knock; this one was much harder it almost shook the door. "Hold on I'm going, I'm going!" I shouted.
I opened the door and just about fainted again. "What the hell are you all doing here?" I screamed in shock at the unsuspecting Yu-Gi-Oh cast who was now standing at my door. "What a nice greeting." Marik's sarcastic-ness was apparent. Malik smacked his arm lightly. "You left your wallet at the restaurant." Yugi's soft voice reached my ears. I looked over at Yugi who was holding out my wallet. "Uhhh…Thanks?" I took my wallet. Instantly I looked through it making sure everything was in its place and nothing was missing. "There's gratitude for you, she doesn't even trust us." Seto glared at me.
I looked all innocent "Oh I trust you, Joey, Yugi, Ryou, and Malik." Their faces paled. "Too innocent looking…it burns" Joey covered his eyes. "However…" My devil look came back "It's THEM I don't trust…" I pointed to Bakura and Marik. Both looked stunned "What!" they said at the same time. "I know you two better than you think" I laughed. Everyone once again gave me that weird look. "Err…well you can stand there and stare at me or you could all come in eat, drink and be merry!"
What a sight it was to behold, the best of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast was sitting in my living room. 'Ah must…not…drool' a mental battle was being held. "Hey what's that?" Joey pointed to the computer screen. "Huh?" My mind was blank. But when Bakura started looking over, my memory shot back. "Nothing!" I said as I jumped for the screen on/off button. I sighed 'That was close.' Just then I got a very evil idea. "Say you guys up for a little fun?" I asked not even trying to hide the evil tone my voice held. The boys looked at me funny. "I don't know whether to be scared or interested…" Yami commented. "Well I'm all for it." Ryou chimed. "I am as well!" Yugi agreed. Soon everyone had agreed everyone except Seto. "Awwww come on it'll be fuuuuun…" I fake whined. "No." Seto said flatly. "Please, it just won't be the same without the C.E.O of Kaiba Corp." I made big puppy dog eyes. "…fine…" Seto sighed.
"WOOT!" I jumped up in victory. "So what is this fun idea?" Malik interjected. "Well…it's a RPG" I said flicking the computer screen on. "Although there is a slight adjustment, you will all play yourselves and I play the other roles such as the narrator." I sat on the chair. "Err…ok, so how does this work?" Joey asked. "One second…I'm looking for something." That something was in fact the best fanfic I could find that had the sweetest yaoi ever. Finally I found one that suited the situation perfectly. It had every character at my house. "Very nice…very nice indeed, now print!" I selected the print icon. Soon I had five copies of the story/script. "Sorry some people will have to share." I apologized. "No problem we don't mind." Ryou said.
"It passes my test…NO TEA!" I yelled happily. "Ugh Tea…I loath that woman." Bakura hissed. "Her and those damn friendship speeches." Marik growled. "I just want to slit her throat, rip out her voice box and play baseball with her head." I mused. Suddenly everyone was looking at me again. "Oh, did I say that out loud." I blushed. All of a sudden Bakura, Marik, Seto and even Malik were sitting beside me. All of them and surprisingly Seto were smiling at me in a friendly manner. "Uhh…yeah…ok I'm going to just-HEY let's start the role playing." Joey and Yami were once again giving me the weird look while Ryou and Yugi nodded in agreement.
S.M: Ok there another one is done. And if I do say so, this one is pretty good. I think we're getting better!
Jake: So you're finally recognizing that we are one not getting apart anytime soon.
S.M: Yeah…I guess so but come on I'm a teenage girl with a boy trapped in my body. I swear I'm going to need therapy when you do get out.
Jake: You needed therapy before I was even in the picture.
S.M: DUCKY MASK!
Jake: Ah :goes into the fetal position:
S.M: Heh heh heh …well read and give us your opinion because you know I love it even the flames.
