Heck Hath No Fury: Chapter 2
A Blasphemy and a Hard Place
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing. If I'm plagiarizing anyone, it's an honest mistake. I do not own Dungeons & Dragons, or the monsters called demons or devils in the monster manual, whose likenesses I used in the previous chapter, and will continue to use.
Authors note: Please do not hate me, Satan Worshippers, for misrepresenting demons in my fanfic. Using a judeo/xian viewpoint for this story facilitates my needs as an author to insert an X-factor into the Hellsing story, thus creating what you are about to read.
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12:03 AM, Hellsing HQ: In a radical stretch of the imagination, Integra Hellsing, director of the Hellsing Agency, came up with the idea to fight the demons that had recently appeared on Earth with other demons. It was only days later that, through intense research and scouring the small specialty stores of London, the agency was ready to try to summon a demon. Using instructions detailed in the necronomicon, Integra, Alucard, and Seras Victoria began the ritual. After preparing the nine foot circle, the barrier wards and the written invocations, they began the chanting and lighting of various flamy things, such as candles, incense, and various papers.
1:03 AM, Hellsing HQ: The three of them had followed all of the procedures, listened to and performed every instruction to the letter, and didn't make even a blink out of sequence. Finally, success...sort of. After an hour of work, just as the ritual reached its end, a huge pillar of flame, giving off no heat, shot up from the 9 foot circle. Eventually, the flame dissipated, and what was left startled them all. The "demon" they had summoned, appeared to be human.
7th Circle: "What in the nine...Gaaaaaaaaah!" were the final words Desmodeus Lucidari would impart upon the world of Hell. He had been swallowed up in a swirling vortex of fire and lightning, and it felt like his body was literally being ripped apart and then reassembled by an exceptionally stupid Ogre from the Earth world, which is incidentally where he was headed. Eventually he finally hit solid ground, and first smelled candles and incense burning. Bloody summoning, When Desmodeus opened his eyes, not that he needed to, the sight he saw was truly unique. With his exceptional dragon senses, he immediately detected 2 vampires and a human in the room with him. A human? Must be a sacrifice. How nice of these vampires. I'll have to kill them quickly once I'm free. Feeding time!
Hellsing HQ: The "demon" the three of them had summoned didn't look demonic at all. It looked like a naked male human. As soon as it had fully materialized, it took a rather peculiar stance, as if it thought it was a cat or something. It just stood there for a moment, and then it pounced. With speed and strength no average human could possess, it leaped at Integra. Instead of smothering her, however, it came within a quarter inch of Integra, and was then held, and dragged back to the center of the 9 foot circle by chains that seemed to come out of nowhere. It then turned on the vampires, and lunged violently, each time to the same effect as the first attack. "What is the meaning of this! How dare you hold me with the 9 foot circle! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" It screamed. Integra had just begun to burn the evocation, forcing the demon to bend to her and the vampires' wills. Desmodeus turned back to Integra, and as soon as he noticed this fact, he became aware of the acute fact that the human was working with the vampires. "You bloody human, I'll rip you to pieces, y-Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!" The "demon" yelled once again. "Look here demon, I am Integra Hellsing, and you wi" Integra began, but the demon interupted, "HELLSING!?!?!?!? Hellsing of the clan Hellsing, Leading family of the royal order of protestant knights!? I'll kill you! I'll kill you, you dirty Hellsing!" And the demon began it's attack anew, disregarding the pain inflicted by the ritual preparations to lunge repeatedly at Integra. "Demon! You will obey me and my subordinates until dismissed back into the fiery voids, I compel you!!" This finally paralyzed Desmodeus, forcing him to listen. "You work for me now demon, and under my control you will do exactly what I tell you, understand!?" "yes...but I do this begrudgingly, and I can assure you, lowly human, that if I ever see you whilst not under this damndable spell, I swear you will wish that your entire bloodline had never existed!" "You call me human like you aren't one yourself, and I command you to start calling me Lady Integra. The tall red vampire is Alucard, and the one in the blue uniform is Seras Victoria." "What are you talking about, I'm Desmodeus a Hellfire Wyrm, a dragon de-" it is at this point that Desmodeus notices he has hands "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My body! What have you done to me!? I am not for this lowly human form! What happened to my dragon form!" "Alucard!" said Integra, "yes, lady Integra?" replied Alucard. "Get...Desmodeus here some clothes." "Yes, my lady,"
End of Chapter 2
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