He He He!
Saraman
After Inspector Gandalf, having made up with Gwahir for eating his moth, rescued Frodo from Mount Doom, the Hobbit slept for three full days before waking up. Inspector Gandalf was watching him as he slept, his gaze fixed on Frodo's missing finger. How delightful! thought Gandalf. He looks so funny with a finger gone.
All at once, Frodo stirred, opened his eyes, and sat up.
"Gandalf?" he said, overjoyed that the wizard was alive. Inspector Gandalf, however, was still staring at Frodo's hand. Suddenly, he did something quite unappropriate. He started laughing.
"He he, hee hee, hoo hoo, ha!" At first, Frodo thought Gandalf was laughing because he was happy to see him, so he started laughing along.
"He he he!" After a minute of laughing, however, Frodo noticed that Inspector Gandalf's eyes were fixed on his hand. He immediately stopped laughing.
"Are you laughing at my missing finger?" he asked indignantly.
"He he, yes," answered Gandalf. "He hee, it looks so funny. Ha har ha! Snort!" At that, Frodo was enraged. He immediately jumped at Gandalf and started punching him in the nose.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" shrieked Frodo, as he clobbered him. "For the Shire!"
Hearing the commotion, Merry and Pippin came running in. Seeing their cousin attacking Gandalf, they thought that the wizard must have done something to deserve it, so they jumped on Gandalf and started clobbering him too. Soon, Gimli and Legolas ran in and started attacking Gandalf. Last of all, Aragorn came and dog-piled them all.
"Can I get a little help here?" came Inspector Gandalf's muffled voice from under the pile.
Finis
