Author's Note: OK, I think that this chapter is going to go somewhere
rather than the last one! Yey!
Author's Note #2: Sarah, I don't know how you get when you get made, but this is how you're going to be in the fic, OK?
Author's Note #3: I know I haven't had anyone get made, but hey, it's to be expected if people are on the same ship with each other. Tis bound to happen!
Author's Note #4: I apologize for the blatant situation stealing of the Bagenders fic with the closet (Taken from the incident when Celeborn came and the Hobbits and Legolas hid in the sideboard).
Author's Note #5: This fic is getting more and more random and less and less like a true pirate story, but oh well! Jack's here! I don't own any of the copyright things in this fic. I can't mention them because...sorre wa himitsu desu! (Kat, forgive the spelling errors!) And Milly, please don't scream too loud. I don't want to hear it at my house, my mom's got guests. OK? Good.
Author's Note #6: Would a girl on one of the ships mind hooking up ever? Not anyone from the crew, but an outsider. I think it would be interesting, but I didn't want to do something and have someone get mad.
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CHAPTER 6: THE WRATH OF THE ONE NAMED SARAH (AND HER FERRET)
Sarah finally got the door to the captain's quarters open and stormed out onto the deck of the Ferret.
The deck was deserted. A tumbleweed flew by.
Sarah didn't care that there was no one in sight because the next thing she saw she was going to do bodily harm to. She stalked the ship, almost growling like a dog.
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The situation in the closet was growing worse. Everyone on the Ferret had crowded into the cabin boy's closet, hoping to evade their captain's rage.
It didn't help that Gabby and Orla had the onion and garlic sandwiches that they had decided to bring from the kitchen. They were oblivious to it, but the others weren't.
"Did you ABSOLUTELY have to bring those?!" Jesse demanded.
"Well, we don't know how long we'll have to stay in here." Orla stated matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, we can't starve to death." Gabby added.
There was a loud thump as a broom fell over and two eyes – one purple and one blue – glowed in the darkness.
Will tried to hide behind Elizabeth, but seeing as there was only so much room in a closet with seven people and one monkey in it...
"Lina loves Will, HATES Elizabeth..."
Elizabeth cringed and tried to squirm away. It didn't work. In seconds, Lina had launched herself at Elizabeth and a catfight was ensuing.
Echo was in the very back corner of the closet, happily watching everyone else kill everyone else, smiling smugly. Jchin was a perfect image of his mistress on her shoulder.
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The ships leveled off and flew straight towards the stars.
Angelina and James were on deck.
"The stars are so beautiful up close!" Angelina sighed.
"They all tell stories, you know." James said.
"Tell me one."
"Well, there's people and things in the stars too." James side, trying to change the subject from him having to tell stories.
"Well, tell me those then."
"Uh, there's...ah! There's a donkey who has the name of one of our friends!"
"Who?"
"Gabby. The small, and annoying."
Angelina snorted softly in laughter.
"Oh, oh, I see it now! That really big bright one, right there..." A loud voice – strangely resembling Eddie Murphy, but that's a coincidence there, isn't it? – said from behind them.
Angelina turned and screamed. There was no one behind her. She looked down. And screamed. The donkey screamed too.
James looked despaired to have two screaming...things on his hands.
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Jack, AnnaMariea, and Charlotte had been happily drinking in the galley when they heard numerous screams. They all stopped, looked at each other, and then went back to drinking.
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Jane had finally discovered that one of her thimbles was missing and was confronting Rum as to the mysterious thimble around her neck.
Kat had come to see that they didn't tear the bejeezus out of each other.
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Meanwhile, the situation in the closet had elevated to code red. Jesse had tried to inhale a big gulp of air out from the crack between the hinges on the door, but while he had, he sucked some garlic up too, and was now trying to keep from sneezing. Gabby and Orla weren't helping, giggling at him.
And the other half of the closet was DEFINITELY not helping. Lina had now pinned Elizabeth and Will to the floor and there was murder in her eyes.
Jchin and Echo were enjoying the pandemonium and were silently betting on who would crack first.
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"WHERE IN BLOODY HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!" Angelina yelled.
"WHAT SHE SAID!" yelled James.
"WHERE AM I?!" The donkey yelled.
There was silence between the three.
"OK, this obviously isn't getting anywhere," James reasoned. "How did a donkey get on a ship in the middle of the ocean?"
"I'M IN THE OCEAN?! HowdidIgethere?I'mgonnadie!I'mgonnadie!I'mgonnadie!I'mgonnadrownandthenI'llb edeadandthen-"James slapped his hand over the donkey's mouth.
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The tension had led to sword being drawn between Rum and Jane.
They were circling around the deck, trying to look menacing to the other. Kat had drawn her sword, ready to keep both from killing each other.
All of a sudden Jane stopped circling. "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
"What?" Rum asked, stopping too and looking to Kat, who shrugged.
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The donkey stopped talking and ran to the side and looked over. "Wait a minute..." He jumped back from the edge. "If we're in the middle of the ocean, why is the sky below us?"
"James..." Angelina gave an exasperated sigh. "You forgot one minor detail. We're going to Neverland. We're in the sky."
"Oh," he laughed nervously. "Guess I did. Um... would this be a bad time to mention that I'm not so comfortable around heights?"
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AnnaMariea suddenly stopped drinking and drew her sword. "Engarde!"
Jack and Charlotte stared at her.
"C'mon...Engarde!"
Charlotte then smiled and drew hers as well. "Engarde!"
They walked around each other as if they were fencing.
"Uh,girls?" Jack slurred, trying to speak slowly, but failing miserably. "Youdoknowthatswordsarepointy?"
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Jesse couldn't take anymore of this. He sneezed. Loudly.
The six tumbled out of the closet. Echo and Jchin followed, slowly. Echo stopped and stood above the heap and smiled smugly. She held an open palm towards Jchin on her shoulder. The monkey scowled, but dropped a few coins into her hand.
Sarah smiled and brought them closer to her face to count them. A hand snatched them from hers. She looked up to see Sarah. She and Jchin screamed and she went flying down the hallway towards her cabin.
The rest of the crew looked up and flinched as Sarah threw a coin up and down, up and down, smiling evilly.
"Uh oh." Orla whispered.
"Si." Gabby agreed.
"Mui bien." Sarah agreed for Orla.
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The crew of the Ferret was worked very hard. Sarah wanted a house (Kinda like a dog house) for her ferret and those that she caught were going to have to make it.
When it was finished, she made them groom her ferret.
When that was done, she sent them away, exhausted. While she sat in her cabin happily watching her ferret play in its new house.
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Author's Note #2: Sarah, I don't know how you get when you get made, but this is how you're going to be in the fic, OK?
Author's Note #3: I know I haven't had anyone get made, but hey, it's to be expected if people are on the same ship with each other. Tis bound to happen!
Author's Note #4: I apologize for the blatant situation stealing of the Bagenders fic with the closet (Taken from the incident when Celeborn came and the Hobbits and Legolas hid in the sideboard).
Author's Note #5: This fic is getting more and more random and less and less like a true pirate story, but oh well! Jack's here! I don't own any of the copyright things in this fic. I can't mention them because...sorre wa himitsu desu! (Kat, forgive the spelling errors!) And Milly, please don't scream too loud. I don't want to hear it at my house, my mom's got guests. OK? Good.
Author's Note #6: Would a girl on one of the ships mind hooking up ever? Not anyone from the crew, but an outsider. I think it would be interesting, but I didn't want to do something and have someone get mad.
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CHAPTER 6: THE WRATH OF THE ONE NAMED SARAH (AND HER FERRET)
Sarah finally got the door to the captain's quarters open and stormed out onto the deck of the Ferret.
The deck was deserted. A tumbleweed flew by.
Sarah didn't care that there was no one in sight because the next thing she saw she was going to do bodily harm to. She stalked the ship, almost growling like a dog.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
The situation in the closet was growing worse. Everyone on the Ferret had crowded into the cabin boy's closet, hoping to evade their captain's rage.
It didn't help that Gabby and Orla had the onion and garlic sandwiches that they had decided to bring from the kitchen. They were oblivious to it, but the others weren't.
"Did you ABSOLUTELY have to bring those?!" Jesse demanded.
"Well, we don't know how long we'll have to stay in here." Orla stated matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, we can't starve to death." Gabby added.
There was a loud thump as a broom fell over and two eyes – one purple and one blue – glowed in the darkness.
Will tried to hide behind Elizabeth, but seeing as there was only so much room in a closet with seven people and one monkey in it...
"Lina loves Will, HATES Elizabeth..."
Elizabeth cringed and tried to squirm away. It didn't work. In seconds, Lina had launched herself at Elizabeth and a catfight was ensuing.
Echo was in the very back corner of the closet, happily watching everyone else kill everyone else, smiling smugly. Jchin was a perfect image of his mistress on her shoulder.
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The ships leveled off and flew straight towards the stars.
Angelina and James were on deck.
"The stars are so beautiful up close!" Angelina sighed.
"They all tell stories, you know." James said.
"Tell me one."
"Well, there's people and things in the stars too." James side, trying to change the subject from him having to tell stories.
"Well, tell me those then."
"Uh, there's...ah! There's a donkey who has the name of one of our friends!"
"Who?"
"Gabby. The small, and annoying."
Angelina snorted softly in laughter.
"Oh, oh, I see it now! That really big bright one, right there..." A loud voice – strangely resembling Eddie Murphy, but that's a coincidence there, isn't it? – said from behind them.
Angelina turned and screamed. There was no one behind her. She looked down. And screamed. The donkey screamed too.
James looked despaired to have two screaming...things on his hands.
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Jack, AnnaMariea, and Charlotte had been happily drinking in the galley when they heard numerous screams. They all stopped, looked at each other, and then went back to drinking.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
Jane had finally discovered that one of her thimbles was missing and was confronting Rum as to the mysterious thimble around her neck.
Kat had come to see that they didn't tear the bejeezus out of each other.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
Meanwhile, the situation in the closet had elevated to code red. Jesse had tried to inhale a big gulp of air out from the crack between the hinges on the door, but while he had, he sucked some garlic up too, and was now trying to keep from sneezing. Gabby and Orla weren't helping, giggling at him.
And the other half of the closet was DEFINITELY not helping. Lina had now pinned Elizabeth and Will to the floor and there was murder in her eyes.
Jchin and Echo were enjoying the pandemonium and were silently betting on who would crack first.
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"WHERE IN BLOODY HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!" Angelina yelled.
"WHAT SHE SAID!" yelled James.
"WHERE AM I?!" The donkey yelled.
There was silence between the three.
"OK, this obviously isn't getting anywhere," James reasoned. "How did a donkey get on a ship in the middle of the ocean?"
"I'M IN THE OCEAN?! HowdidIgethere?I'mgonnadie!I'mgonnadie!I'mgonnadie!I'mgonnadrownandthenI'llb edeadandthen-"James slapped his hand over the donkey's mouth.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
The tension had led to sword being drawn between Rum and Jane.
They were circling around the deck, trying to look menacing to the other. Kat had drawn her sword, ready to keep both from killing each other.
All of a sudden Jane stopped circling. "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
"What?" Rum asked, stopping too and looking to Kat, who shrugged.
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The donkey stopped talking and ran to the side and looked over. "Wait a minute..." He jumped back from the edge. "If we're in the middle of the ocean, why is the sky below us?"
"James..." Angelina gave an exasperated sigh. "You forgot one minor detail. We're going to Neverland. We're in the sky."
"Oh," he laughed nervously. "Guess I did. Um... would this be a bad time to mention that I'm not so comfortable around heights?"
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AnnaMariea suddenly stopped drinking and drew her sword. "Engarde!"
Jack and Charlotte stared at her.
"C'mon...Engarde!"
Charlotte then smiled and drew hers as well. "Engarde!"
They walked around each other as if they were fencing.
"Uh,girls?" Jack slurred, trying to speak slowly, but failing miserably. "Youdoknowthatswordsarepointy?"
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Jesse couldn't take anymore of this. He sneezed. Loudly.
The six tumbled out of the closet. Echo and Jchin followed, slowly. Echo stopped and stood above the heap and smiled smugly. She held an open palm towards Jchin on her shoulder. The monkey scowled, but dropped a few coins into her hand.
Sarah smiled and brought them closer to her face to count them. A hand snatched them from hers. She looked up to see Sarah. She and Jchin screamed and she went flying down the hallway towards her cabin.
The rest of the crew looked up and flinched as Sarah threw a coin up and down, up and down, smiling evilly.
"Uh oh." Orla whispered.
"Si." Gabby agreed.
"Mui bien." Sarah agreed for Orla.
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The crew of the Ferret was worked very hard. Sarah wanted a house (Kinda like a dog house) for her ferret and those that she caught were going to have to make it.
When it was finished, she made them groom her ferret.
When that was done, she sent them away, exhausted. While she sat in her cabin happily watching her ferret play in its new house.
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