The Missing Head
James Norrington and Saraman
Soon, Inspecter Gadget blew his cover again. He decided to go with Faramir and the Gondorian army to take back Osgilliath. The battle was not going well. Everyone retreated except for Gandalf, because he did not know what was going on and he was far ahead of everyone else, as usual. He ended up fighting the entire army alone. He killed many Orcs because he used his Go go Gadget machines. He farted the lines of the enemy away. That worked well until he ran out of juice. So he said:
"Go go Gadget spinning sword!" A blade flew out of his hand and started spinning out of control. Many Orcs tried to get him but the sword was going so fast it chopped them up. Finally, they snuck up behind him and fifty of them dog-piled him. Then, they stuffed a chopped off arm in his mouth so he couldn't say anymore. After that, the Pig Orc leader hurriedly chopped his head off.
The next day: The Orc army was besieging the city of Minas Tirith.
"Fear," said the Pig Orc leader. "The city is rank with it. Let us ease their pain. Release the prisoner!"
The Orcs flung Gandalf's head over the wall with a catapult. As the head flew over the wall, it said, "Go go Gadget body!" Inspector Gadget's body jumped up and ran towards the gate. The Orcs were so freaked out, they turned tail and ran. The Pig Orc leader was left standing there alone. "Where did my army go?"
The guards opened the gate and the body ran in. The head of Gandalf fell like an out of control meteor into the city. Denethor was taking a quiet afternoon stroll, when out of nowhere, something big smacked him in the face. Denethor looked down to see what it was. It was Gandalf's head. Denethor screamed like a girl and ran inside. One of Denethor's guards heard him scream and ran to his aid. He noticed something round with long, white hair lying on the ground. He thought it might be Denethor's white rabbit, Denethor Jr, who had been missing since yesterday. He picked it up and realised that it was a head. He was startled at first, but was even more startled when the head spoke.
"Hey, put me down!" The guard screamed and dropped the head.
"Ouch," said the head. "You needn't drop me." The guard shouted again and ran for safety. Turning around for one last look, he noticed the head was hopping away. He ran to tell Denethor all about it. The head hopped through the city, scaring everyone that he passed. He stopped for a moment and thought to himself.
"Why am I going to all this trouble, hopping through the city! Go go Gadget helicopter!" His head flew over the city and looked around trying to find his body. He finally spotted it on the first level, trying to grab other people's heads. He quickly flew down there. "I'm over here, ya stupid!" Gandalf yelled. "No, not over there! Over here!" The body finally found the right head. But the only problem was, he put it on backwards.
"I must go speak with Denethor," thought Inspector Gadget. He walked back through the city, up to the top level. But on the way, he managed to scare hundreds of people out of their wits. A little kid was sitting outside his home when he saw Gandalf walking towards him. He started crying, "Mommy, mommy, there's something strange about that man!" His mother turned around and screamed. Grabbing her child, she ran back inside.
"I wonder what is wrong," Gandalf thought to himself. When he finally came to Denethor's palace, he walked into the throne room and saw Denethor cowering behind his chair.
"Hail Denethor, son of Ecthelion, Lord and Steward of Gondor!" Denethor freaked out and started crying.
"Mommy!" He then fainted and fell on his face. Inspector Gandalf looked down and noticed that his own head was on backwards. He twisted his head around and went on with his day though he got funny stares from everyone he passed by in Minas Tirith for many years to come.
Finis
