The Return of Inspector Gandalf
James Norrington
After the War of the Ring, Gandalf left with Frodo and the Elves into the West. A few days after living in the West, Inspector Gandalf wondered how Sam, Merry and Pippin where doing. So Inspector Gadget decided to send his ear over.
"Go go Gadget ear!" said Inspector Gandalf. His ear unattached itself from his head and flew over the ocean until it got to Middle Earth. The ear was followed by the long tube which was attached to Gandalf's head, to his ear. It reached the three hobbits.
"I'm kind of glad Gandalf is gone. He was always calling me 'Fool of a Took'. It got very annoying," he heard Pippin say.
"Yes, and I don't think he liked us very much, not as much as he liked Mr. Frodo," said Sam.
"And he was very grumpy." With that, Inspector Gandalf got very angry, so angry he decided to blow them away.
"Go go Gadget ear!" he yelled. His ear came flying back to his head.
"Go go Gadget heliocopter!" said Inspector Gadget. He flew away as fast as he could to the Shire. Inspector Gandalf looked everywhere to find the Hobbits. When he did he snuck up on them and said:
"Go go Gadget Turbo butt!"
The hobbits turned around to see who it was. "FFFFFFFFFFF!" Inspector Gandalf farted so bad that it blew Sam, Merry, Pippin and everyone in Middle Earth to the West.
"There, that should teach them a lesson not to talk bad about me. Phew! That really stinks. Go go Gadget helicopter!" Gandalf then zoomed away back to the West.
The End
