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Hey it's me and I'm back with the final part of the two part series, You don't know what they do to guys like us in prison and I aim to please. Now each week I will hi-light one person and compliment them on their work or generosity at the beginning instead of just throwing them in the end like a nobody. So here it is this week is… Alice Redqueen, thanks for your reviews and your right, Fable needs more kick ass chicks so here's one for ya'. Disclaimer, I don't own Fable or the song this chapter is named after. I listened to God Smack's Faceless while writing this chapter so expect intense gore and deleted f bombs.
Chapter seven, part two of You don't know what they do to guys like us in prison.
Raven sat down eating his food until everyone froze. A tall man came in with the A tattooed onto his chest. They all got up but Raven and he walked over to him. And picked him up by the collar and threw him into the ground.
"Now boy if you wish to can't say that around go oops yourself." He swore as he wiped Raven's tray off the table spilling the food on the table. Raven got up and hit him in the side of the head as hard as he could and it knocked him down to the floor. He got back up and grabbed Raven by the neck but Raven landed a swift kick to the groin.
"I honestly don't like that maneuver but I was hungry so maybe you can eat scrapes with the dogs where you belong." He started to eat the leader's food and everyone looked shocked. The leader got back up with a shiv and tried to stab Raven but Raven ducked and he got a biscuit.
"Damn it, I was going to eat that." Raven got up with the stabbed biscuit and started to beat the living crap out of him. First he kicked him three times in the stomach then landed an upper cut that sent him flying across the table and he slid over three tables of food until he stooped covered in food. He lay there for a good two minutes until he got up and directed all his boys to kill Raven. They all pulled out knifes and shivs and charged after him but before they got there a girl came out and she stopped them in their tracks with invisible chains. She looked at Raven and smiled.
"I've come to get you out." Her soft voice was playful but firm at the same time.
"Who are you?" Raven looked at her with an odd look on his face.
"I'm Ada." Her long hair was stuck to the back of her head like it was dirty but she looked like she was well taken care of. He looked at her and he started to walk of his tray on the floor.
"Only if you came sooner." He looked at the food and his stomach rumbled. "Before I can leave I need my stuff." He started to eat another person's breakfast and he then placed a fork in what's left and got up. "Any plans?"
"Get your ass up and start to take this seriously." Her voice just got a lot more serious. "I know where it is so follow me."
"First, how did you get in?" Pieces started to fall into place, as she seemed to become shadier by the second.
"Mind tricks." She informed him as she pointed to the guard that committed suicide with a butter knife in his throat.
"I see." Raven followed Ada to the center of the courtyard and three guards stopped them.
"Just where do you think you're going?" One guard in blue pushed them back.
"Take that blade and cut your head off." Ada commanded.
"Yes master." The guard took the blade and took his head clean off his shoulders.
"Nice, I want to learn to do that." Raven looked like a kid at a candy shop. They walked up a long case of stairs until they reached an all oak door that had words carved into it.
"What's the password?" The guard asked.
"Uh, mole's ass?" Raven joked around but the door opened and Ada used mind control to get the guard to get Raven his weapons and armor. He suited up and continued to walk forward until he stopped and realized that he was leaving the earth portal.
"Hey wait, we need to find the archeologist." Raven alerted her.
"We're heading that way if you would just shut up and start working." She seemed annoyed with him.
"Chill, were not running from anybody so just relax." He tried to comfort her but this just upset her more.
"Your just another f worded up kid who thinks he is the poop and is about to get his head cut off." She told him.
"I can fight anyone just as well and even better then you can, so shove it." He began to tire of her presents. They entered another part of the prison where there was more guards, the more important people he thought to himself.
"Stop…" Before a guard to finish Raven withdrew his sword and scrapped his chest and left him to bleed after he kicked him again. There was three more members of the Astors and Raven didn't miss the chance to kill them. He put his hand out and casted his favorite will spell toxic. It was a DOT spell that would slowly kill them. He walked towards a cell that was the archeologist's. He busted the cell open and the archeologist was there resting on the bed and he jumped.
"You guys scared the poop out of me!" He smiled as he looked at Ada.
"So you know where this portal is, do you?" Raven looked happily at him.
"So this is what you wanted? A trip to heck and back for the earth element? Well no go, sorry I won't do it." He crossed his arms.
"I love doing things the hard way." Raven smiled as he pulled his blade and pressed the man against the wall. "Now if you favor having a head I would advise you to tell me where the portal is, but that's just me."
"Okay I'll take you but that's all, you'll just have to kill me after that." They got up and started to the courtyard to the far end where there was a tall statue with a hole in his chest. "Stab him in the chest with the blade and it will move backwards but there is a part of a long saying that I couldn't figure out, maybe you could?" Raven stuck the blade into the statue and it moved! The puzzle was under its feet that read, "Finish me and I shall finish your business. The puzzle had part of a saying that Raven knew well but no way of craving it in and it wouldn't open for his voice. He placed his arms down on it and the ink from the tattoo rubbed off onto the statue. The tattoo on his arm seemed to fade a little bit but he would worry about that later.
"Now once you enter there you can't come back without the earth element so be careful." The portal slide open and Raven stepped in and disappeared.
"Do you think that he will ever come back, alive at least?" The man asked.
"If he is anything like his father he will, just like Ryan did." Ada looked on as she took her knife and cut the man's throat, "Don't need you telling any secrets now do we?"
Raven landed hard on his butt as he looked around, it was like a huge forest but the roof was covered over with a mountain's inner cave. He got up and the loud sound of buzzing was around him as two giant pray mantises jumped out and cut Raven on the face.
"All right, now this is getting interesting." He drew his word and was ready to fight.
End of chapter7.
Cool wasn't it. Tell me how to make it better, I'm always up for a good idea or two.
Now for the totally useless quote list.
Masterbeef, Arizona? Christ are we far away or what, check last chapter. Don't tell them where I got the chick's name from, wink, wink. Also in RE4 I went back and started a second time through and I realized something, when you get Ashley in the cut scene where you first see Settler she kisses Leon on the neck. Plus I got everyone in Merc. Mode and I have to say, I wish you could play as Kruaser in one player mode cause he kicks major ass in Merc mode Four star at the temple.
"You have the same balls as." RE4 outtakes.
Sand Trout, what no review for c6, no quote for you.
Alice the raven, collage must be hard, you say a lot of things that make no sense like me.
"Do you smell that, do you smell that, it's what the MF Rock is cooking." My good friend.
Red eyes Demon, Two Ryans and we both scare people, me more then you.
"You have the same first name as us." Me being Mendez from RE4.
Lotordude, my English likes LOTOR too much. She thinks hobbits are sexy, scary.
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That's all fokes until next time, something about falling here.
