Chapter 6
A recap of last week's show is shown.
Teddy Long books a match between John Cena and Kenzo Suzuki, since Suzuki had caused Cena to lose his title. Rene Dupree enters Teddy's office and protests about the title match.
"I never had anything to do with that signed contract! It was signed by John Cena!"
"Well, says in this column, 'U.S. Champion signature', and so it was signed by the champion who kindly offers someone a shot."
"Well, I hadn't signed it, so it shouldn't be legal!"
"Too bad. Says right here, 'entitles Eddie Guerrero to face U.S. Champion at No Mercy'. Never says, 'entitles Eddie Guerrero to face John Cena for his U.S. Championship at No Mercy'. U.S. Champion's signature needed, and since Cena WAS the U.S. Champion when he signed it, his signature was legal. End of story, goodbye!"
Teddy pushes Dupree out of his office and slams the door shut. Tag Team match between Nunzio, Spike Dudley & Billy Kidman vs. Shannon Moore, Paul London, & Akio is next! (The one who scores the fall will be the no. 1 contendership for Chavo Guerrero's Cruiserweight Championship)
End of Match:
Spike hit the Dudley Dog on Akio, followed by Kidman's Shooting Star Press. Kidman goes for the cover, but Spike quickly breaks it up himself. Spike and Kidman exchange blows and Nunzio, recovering from London's 450 maneuver, goes for the cover. 1… 2… 3…! Nunzio's the new no. 1 contender!
Eddie comes to Teddy's office to decide the type of match for the U.S. Championship. He said that the match will be a Hardcore Rules match, and decides to add new rules. It'll also be an I Quit match. So the winner has to brutally attack his opponent and make him say 'I Quit'.
Los Guerreros vs. Dupree & Hiroko (non-title, Hiroko is allowed to use weapons and won't be DQ'ed whatsoever)
The entrance music of Eddie hits the arena. The Tag Team Champions make their way down to the ring and perform taunts. Then Rene Dupree's theme song hits the arena.
Chavo Guerrero and Rene Dupree start things off. Dupree makes the side headlock takedown. Chavo's shoulders are down. 1… and a kickout. Dupree still keep hold onto the lock as Chavo stands up. Chavo hits the elbow to gut. Dupree reverses Chavo's irish whip and charges with a shoulder thrust. He goes for the cover but Chavo quickly kicks out. Dupree irish whips Chavo to his corner and Hiroko chokes Chavo with the tag rope. The ref warns Hiroko that even though her hardcore actions are legal, she'll still be DQ'ed if she makes such actions while not being the one legal in the ring. Hiroko protests but Chavo knocks Hiroko down and hit few punches on Dupree. Chavo then irish whips Dupree to the ropes but Dupree hits a clothesline. Dupree makes the cover. 1… 2… and a kickout by Chavo. Dupree irish whips Chavo to the corner.
He tags in Hiroko, but hit few kicks on Chavo before Hiroko make any actions. Dupree hands the flag to Hiroko but Eddie protests to the ref and eventually distracts the ref. Dupree and Hiroko double teams Chavo. Hiroko uses the flagpole to hit a low blow. Hiroko tags in Dupree. Dupree hits the Michinoku Driver. 1… 2… and Eddie breaks the pin. Dupree tags in Hiroko and she spreads the powder on Chavo's face. Hiroko uses the flagpole and hit Chavo right on the rib with it. Hiroko goes for the cover. 1… 2… and Eddie, again, is there to break the cover. Chavo then slaps Hiroko. Hiroko's furious but Chavo makes the tag on Eddie. Eddie forces Hiroko to make the tag.
Eddie hit few right hands on Dupree and some on Hiroko as well! Dupree reverses Eddie's irish whip and Eddie hits a dropkick. Eddie goes for the Three Amigos. Before he manages to connect with the third one, Hiroko hits Eddie on the kidney with a kendo stick. Eddie screams in pain but Chavo quickly hits a dropkick on Hiroko. Dupree's confused and goes for the Powerbomb. Chavo counters and hit the Gory Bomb. Chavo signals for Eddie to climb the top rope. However, Eddie, still in pain, groggily climbs the top rope and Hiroko hit a low blow from behind. Dupree rolls Chavo. However, since Chavo's not the legal man, the ref refuses to make the count. Then Chavo pokes Dupree in the eye and pulls Hiroko's hair. Dupree, finally able to see, punch Chavo in the kidney. Dupree picks Chavo for the Powebomb. Eddie prevents the move to happen by hitting a huge clothesline on Dupree. While all three men are down, the ref forces Hiroko to go back to the tag rope. That's when Eddie hits a low blow on Dupree. The ref hadn't seen the low blow and sees all three men, still down. Eddie then climbs the top rope but Hiroko takes Eddie down. Chavo then hit a back suplex on Hiroko and Eddie goes for the Three Amigos. Kenzo Suzuki, out of nowhere, interferes to come to Hiroko's aid. He then kicks Chavo for a low blow and connects with the Clawhold STO. The ref signs for the bell. Dupree and Hiroko have been disqualified.
John Cena quickly comes down to the ring and hit Suzuki on the gut. Then he hit the Spinning Out Slam maneuver. Then he hit a Five-Knuckle Shuffle. Chavo quickly stands up and instead of Cena going for the F-U, Chavo hits the Gory Bomb. Then Eddie climbs the top rope and connects with the Frog Splash. Cena picks Suzuki up for the F-U. "Wordlife" theme song hit the arena as John Cena and Los Guerreros stand tall in the centre of the arena. The match between Cena and Suzuki may have been cancelled, but at least Cena had taught Suzuki an unforgettable lesson.
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