Disclaimer: I do not own Medabots or any of it's related products, but like
everyone else here, just love it and want to write a fic with it's
characters.
ceestar: Ok, I forgot to put the disclaimer thingy in the last chapter, oh well. Just warning everyone, this is the final chapter of this story (. I'm KIND OF over Writers Block, so yeah, I've recently started another story, and I still need to finish Final Battle, so, ok, whatever, on with the fic!
Chapter 8: Final Stand
"Spyke, we can't step into battle!" Sam was shocked, Spyke went to all this trouble just to go get themselves killed?!
"Yes we can! No one will fire at US, we're the Prince and Princess, they wouldn't dare fire at us!"
"Yeah, well, what if, your side fires at me? Then my side fires at you?"
".................................."
"See what I mean?"
"Well, let's just hope they don't. Either way, the war will stop."
"How?"
"Come on, we'll convince everyone to stop fighting, I'm sure!"
"And if we die?"
"Well, if we die, then they'll HAVE to stop the war because there'll be no one to fight for."
"Well, that's a good point, but come on, I don't want to die."
"Think about it Sam. If we die, at least we would've saved a lot of lives."
"What if only one of us gets killed?"
"Well, IF that happens, don't you think the other would want to join them?"
Sam thought silently for a second.
"I guess."
"Then let's go!"
"I have a bad feeling about this!"
"Well, I have a good one!"
"We're only 16 Spyke!"
"I know, but we can make a difference, don't you think?"
"Whatever you say."
"Let's got then."
Hikaru slammed his fist on the table.
Hikaru's POV
I, I can't believe I did it!
I hope it was the right thing.
Part of me says it was, well, a VERY small part of me does anyways.
The rest, is just hoping that Tenryou's alright.
"Henry?"
I heard someone come into my tent.
"Are you alright captain?"
It was Koji.
"Um, yeah, I'm fine." I lied, kind of, I was fine, physically I was, mentally, no where near ok.
"You're feeling bad about shooting Tenryou aren't you?"
I turned around at him.
"Since when did you get the power to the power of mind reading Karakuchi?" I smiled, anything the least bit funny would be worth smiling right about now.
"Very funny sir, but, are you?"
I rested my head in between my elbows, sitting on the desk. My hands above my head, together.
"I know he was the enemy Koji, but it's just, if Tenryou, Ikki, doesn't survive, I don't know, it'll be, well, I took a life. I ended a life before it's time." I was angry.
"Hikaru, if Ikki _does_ die, not that I'm saying he will!" Koji reassured me. "True, you did it, but you didn't end his life before his time. If he dies, then that WAS his time, that he was MEANT to die on the battle field. Come on, it's your job, to return peace to these two kingdoms, and you know that there have to be a few bumps in the road. Ikki's just unlucky enough to be one of the people we must step over to achieve our goal."
I looked up at him, his face was darn serious. I looked down to the floor.
I guess Koji's right, I mean, it's true, but that doesn't overlook the fact that I KILLED someone. Just because we are at war, doesn't give me the right to KILL someone. Well, let's just hope for the best, god bless your soul Tenryou.
I never thought I'd think that.
Just then, someone rushed into my tent.
"SIR! We've got an emergency! The princess and Prince have gotten onto the battlefield!"
"WHAT?!"
ON THE BATTLEFIELD, NORMAL POV
Sam stood there, her cheeks bright red. She stood back to back with Spyke.
"Don't worry, Sam, they won't fire. They try and they'll kill us both. So no one will DARE attack us." Spyke spoke strong words, but inside was more like:
"DEAR GOD SAMANTHA!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID I DRAG YOU INTO THIS!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US BOTH, LORD, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ^^*
"What are they doing?!" Henry ran out off his tent, along with Koji and the solider that gave him the news.
"I don't know sir, they just, walked onto the battlefield." The solider's voice was trembling.
"Qucikly, go alert the king! Immediately!!"
"YES SIR!!" He saluted, and ran, for his life!
It wasn't long before the king came, and it seemed that Ikki was alive. Or someone in his place told them to alert their king as well. Hikaru smiled at the thought.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" They both shouted.
"Sammy, what in the world do you think you're doing?!"
"Standing up for myself and Spyke daddy. We're not letting you destroy each other!" Sam stood up to her father, though it WAS pretty scary.
He was about to shout something back, but somebody interrupted him.
"What's all this racket?"
The kings froze.
It was, THE QUEENS!! DUMDUMDUMDUM!!
"Um, hunny, what are you doing out here?"
Everyone froze, and stared at how scared the kings were.
"I'm here to see what in the world is going on out here!"
"I turn my back on you and Sammy for one second, and you begin a war!"
"Queen Hiroko and I travel to the country for a LITTLE R&R and when we come back, we find our husbands are at war!"
"Eh what?!" Samantha stepped up to her mother.
"Oh don't you remember dear? The Hiroko kingdom and our kingdom are the best of friends, or Brother Kingdoms as we like to call it."
The entire battlefield froze, as everyone's eyes turned to two little dots ad sweat drops all over their faces, of disbelief.
"You mean to say we were fighting a war against our brother kingdom?!" Ginkai raged.
"That seems, rather unlikely! Surely you two must have known that you were brother kingdoms." Zuru walked up to the two kings.
"Well, we uh!"
"Now, tell me why in the world you two started this AWFUL and USELESS fight!" The Queens spat.
"Well Sammy/Spyky ran out of the castle, and met up with Spyke/Samantha!"
"So?!"
"So, they, they kissed," the kings whispered.
The two Queens stared, waiting.
"That's it?" They asked so softly that only the kings could hear it.
They nodded, with fright.
The Queens raged!
"THAT'S IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
The kings looked at their feet and quivered.
"Mum? How'd you and dad meet?" Spyke walked up to his mother, he had his arm around Samantha, it seemed fine to do so now.
"Don't you know dear?"
Spyke shook his head,
Samantha's mum spoke up. "Funny enough, the exact same way as my hubbie and I did."
"So are you going to tell us?" Erika walked over, supporting, IKKI!
"Ikki!" Henry screamed in his mind.
Henry's POV (no one minds that I call him Hikaru then Henry again right?)
Oh my gosh! Thank the heavens! Tenryou's ok. Well, he looks ok, at least he's alive!
I can't think that! He's the enemy, I should be wishing he were dead! Why are we standing around! There's a war going on here! Hello?!
Oh who cares? Things seem to be calming down now. At the moment, I'm just happy to see Tenryou on his feet.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!
Oh shut up! I didn't want this war in the first place! I'm happy that Tenryou's ok! Otherwise I wouldn't be able to LIVE with myself.
You're a wimp!
Shut up! Who are you anyways?
What do you care? You're too caught up that Tenryou's ok!
Whatever!
Fine, I'll tell you! I'm you! DUH!
Great, I'm arguing with myself. All this stress about war has gone straight to my head. I want a simpler life, maybe a small market, that sells convenient goods! It would be open 24 hours a day!
Ok! I'm outta here!
*footsteps are heard in Henry's head, a door is opened and shut*
Normal POV
"Now, everyone gather round." Sam and Spyke's mums sat down on chairs that came out of nowhere, and everyone sat down to listen to the story, like a bunch of 5 year olds.
Medabots Gang: HEY!
Me: ANYWAYS!!
"Now, it is a funny story actually."
"You see, you father Samantha, had decided to run away from the palace, for he was a prince, and I was a mere peasant. The same with your parents Spyke."
"One day, your fathers ran away from their palaces. It was your father first Samantha, I'll let your mother tell that part."
"Thank you. You see, when your father ran off dear, he ran right through the market place, where at the time, I was buying some groceries. I was at the bread stand, that's when your father ran right into me, knocking us both into the stand. Because the impact was so intense, the entire store came down, and you could guess that gathered quite a crowd." She giggled.
Everyone stared at the two kings, trying to hide their faces from all the curies stares.
"Funny enough, Spyke, your father did the same to me. Only with the fruit stand. It occurred only minutes later, naturally, all the stands closed straight away, and everyone but us left, in case there were going to be more Princes running into young peasants."
"Basically dears, I think you both have your father's blood, you both have a thing, that you can't stand staying INSIDE the palace."
"So, this war was completely un necessary, I hope no one was hurt."
"No, no one was hurt!" Ikki shouted sarcastically, he clutched his waist.
"Uh, Ikki?"
"Huh? Hikaru?! What do YOU want?"
"Look, I just wanted to uh, say, well, you see, let's see. How do I put this, um. man, this is harder than I thought."
Ikki put his hand up, stopping Henry. "Apology accepted Hikaru."
"Thanks. Truce?" He held out his hand, and Ikki took it.
"Well that's sweet. See dears? Now the two captains have made peace, I think that the two kingdoms are at peace, wouldn't you say so, hunny?" With a big outline on the "hunny" part.
"Y-y-ye-yes dear. Anything you say." The kings shuddered.
Everyone smiled. What else could you do at a time like this? I mean, come on, smiling, laughing, that's all anyone could do right now. Except for maybe Sam and Spyke, they were too busy, um, loving each other if you will.
~~2 Years Later~~
"Spyke, this evening has been just great. I mean, you bought all the tickets in the theatre for us, then you rented out the park for a simple walk, after that you treat me to the best dinner in the world. Just an hour ago, we watched the sun set on a picnic rug. I don't think this night could get much better." Samantha lay her head on Spyke's shoulder.
"I wouldn't quite say that Samantha."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you think? Here, come over here will you?" He held her hand, and walked back a little, to see a beautiful sight of the town, a lot of people seemed to be holing little candles.
Spyke turned a few lights on, they shone right on Samantha, for a second she shielded her eyes.
"Spyke, what's going on?" She put her arms down, to see the many little candles, moving around in the city. They soon formed shapes, letters, it seemed.
MARRY ME SAMANTHA
~SPYKE
She stood there, mouth wide open. Being a princess, she quickly closed up her jaw as soon as she came back into reality. Then turned to Spyke, who was now in front of her.
"Well?" He knelt down on one knee. "Samantha Shioro, will you marry me?"
She wimped for a bit, before falling to her knees and squezzing the living daylights out of Spyke.
"Of course I will!" She sobbed.
"Great! Now, um, could you please let go of me?" Spyke choked.
She let go, and they stared at each other for a while, it ended up a kiss.
~~2 months later~~
"And do you, Spyke Hiroko take her, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"You may now, kiss the bride."
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM! DUM DUM DUM DUM! (Wedding music)
Me: *sniffle* Ok, I'm done! Can you believe it? I'm finished!! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! But ha ha!! I said this was the final chapter OF THIS STORY! But not of this fic, I've got a little present for everyone in the next chapter! I know you all loved it, and you all miss it! So I'm bringing it back, in the final chapter of LOVE OVER WAR! THANK YOU!! R&R ^^*!!!
Ikki: HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry:*looks up from magazine* What?
Ikki: You nearly killed me!!
Henry: So?
Ikki: So?! So! You nearly killed the main character of the whole show!
Henry: Main character?! What in the world are you talking about?!
Ikki: You ought to know, _I_ am the most important character in this!
Henry: Then why would ceestar try and kill you?
Ikki: In case you didn't read in between the lines, she was going to kill you too!!
Henry: Yeah right!
Ikki: Read Chapter 6 Henry!!
Henry: *grabs copy of Chapter 8 and takes 10 minutes to read* HEY! YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME!
Ikki: *anime sleeping bubble pops* HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?! AGGH!! KOJI! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Henry: IKKI!
Ikki: Huh? AGGH!! HENRY! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Henry: IKKI!
Ikki: AGGH!! -enter your name here- GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Henry: IKKI!
Ikki: AGGHH!! -enter another name here- GET OUT OF MY RO-
Henry: What the?
Me: I threw him out the window.
Henry: You what?!
Me: He'll be fine, you shot him with an arrow!
Henry: You made me do it!
Ikki: *climbs through window somehow* HEY! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME AGAIN!
Henry: Yeah! And you wanted to kill me too!
Me: Guys, save it!!! Oh, and Henry, don't begin a sentence with "and!"
Both: Why should we?!
Henry: Who shouldn't I?! And! And! And!
Me: That's it! This is the end of the chapter!
Both: No it ain't!
Me: "ISN'T!!" Don't you too have any grammar skills?! And yes it is!
Henry: HA! You used "and"!
Me: grr!
ceestar: Ok, I forgot to put the disclaimer thingy in the last chapter, oh well. Just warning everyone, this is the final chapter of this story (. I'm KIND OF over Writers Block, so yeah, I've recently started another story, and I still need to finish Final Battle, so, ok, whatever, on with the fic!
Chapter 8: Final Stand
"Spyke, we can't step into battle!" Sam was shocked, Spyke went to all this trouble just to go get themselves killed?!
"Yes we can! No one will fire at US, we're the Prince and Princess, they wouldn't dare fire at us!"
"Yeah, well, what if, your side fires at me? Then my side fires at you?"
".................................."
"See what I mean?"
"Well, let's just hope they don't. Either way, the war will stop."
"How?"
"Come on, we'll convince everyone to stop fighting, I'm sure!"
"And if we die?"
"Well, if we die, then they'll HAVE to stop the war because there'll be no one to fight for."
"Well, that's a good point, but come on, I don't want to die."
"Think about it Sam. If we die, at least we would've saved a lot of lives."
"What if only one of us gets killed?"
"Well, IF that happens, don't you think the other would want to join them?"
Sam thought silently for a second.
"I guess."
"Then let's go!"
"I have a bad feeling about this!"
"Well, I have a good one!"
"We're only 16 Spyke!"
"I know, but we can make a difference, don't you think?"
"Whatever you say."
"Let's got then."
Hikaru slammed his fist on the table.
Hikaru's POV
I, I can't believe I did it!
I hope it was the right thing.
Part of me says it was, well, a VERY small part of me does anyways.
The rest, is just hoping that Tenryou's alright.
"Henry?"
I heard someone come into my tent.
"Are you alright captain?"
It was Koji.
"Um, yeah, I'm fine." I lied, kind of, I was fine, physically I was, mentally, no where near ok.
"You're feeling bad about shooting Tenryou aren't you?"
I turned around at him.
"Since when did you get the power to the power of mind reading Karakuchi?" I smiled, anything the least bit funny would be worth smiling right about now.
"Very funny sir, but, are you?"
I rested my head in between my elbows, sitting on the desk. My hands above my head, together.
"I know he was the enemy Koji, but it's just, if Tenryou, Ikki, doesn't survive, I don't know, it'll be, well, I took a life. I ended a life before it's time." I was angry.
"Hikaru, if Ikki _does_ die, not that I'm saying he will!" Koji reassured me. "True, you did it, but you didn't end his life before his time. If he dies, then that WAS his time, that he was MEANT to die on the battle field. Come on, it's your job, to return peace to these two kingdoms, and you know that there have to be a few bumps in the road. Ikki's just unlucky enough to be one of the people we must step over to achieve our goal."
I looked up at him, his face was darn serious. I looked down to the floor.
I guess Koji's right, I mean, it's true, but that doesn't overlook the fact that I KILLED someone. Just because we are at war, doesn't give me the right to KILL someone. Well, let's just hope for the best, god bless your soul Tenryou.
I never thought I'd think that.
Just then, someone rushed into my tent.
"SIR! We've got an emergency! The princess and Prince have gotten onto the battlefield!"
"WHAT?!"
ON THE BATTLEFIELD, NORMAL POV
Sam stood there, her cheeks bright red. She stood back to back with Spyke.
"Don't worry, Sam, they won't fire. They try and they'll kill us both. So no one will DARE attack us." Spyke spoke strong words, but inside was more like:
"DEAR GOD SAMANTHA!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID I DRAG YOU INTO THIS!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US BOTH, LORD, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ^^*
"What are they doing?!" Henry ran out off his tent, along with Koji and the solider that gave him the news.
"I don't know sir, they just, walked onto the battlefield." The solider's voice was trembling.
"Qucikly, go alert the king! Immediately!!"
"YES SIR!!" He saluted, and ran, for his life!
It wasn't long before the king came, and it seemed that Ikki was alive. Or someone in his place told them to alert their king as well. Hikaru smiled at the thought.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" They both shouted.
"Sammy, what in the world do you think you're doing?!"
"Standing up for myself and Spyke daddy. We're not letting you destroy each other!" Sam stood up to her father, though it WAS pretty scary.
He was about to shout something back, but somebody interrupted him.
"What's all this racket?"
The kings froze.
It was, THE QUEENS!! DUMDUMDUMDUM!!
"Um, hunny, what are you doing out here?"
Everyone froze, and stared at how scared the kings were.
"I'm here to see what in the world is going on out here!"
"I turn my back on you and Sammy for one second, and you begin a war!"
"Queen Hiroko and I travel to the country for a LITTLE R&R and when we come back, we find our husbands are at war!"
"Eh what?!" Samantha stepped up to her mother.
"Oh don't you remember dear? The Hiroko kingdom and our kingdom are the best of friends, or Brother Kingdoms as we like to call it."
The entire battlefield froze, as everyone's eyes turned to two little dots ad sweat drops all over their faces, of disbelief.
"You mean to say we were fighting a war against our brother kingdom?!" Ginkai raged.
"That seems, rather unlikely! Surely you two must have known that you were brother kingdoms." Zuru walked up to the two kings.
"Well, we uh!"
"Now, tell me why in the world you two started this AWFUL and USELESS fight!" The Queens spat.
"Well Sammy/Spyky ran out of the castle, and met up with Spyke/Samantha!"
"So?!"
"So, they, they kissed," the kings whispered.
The two Queens stared, waiting.
"That's it?" They asked so softly that only the kings could hear it.
They nodded, with fright.
The Queens raged!
"THAT'S IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
The kings looked at their feet and quivered.
"Mum? How'd you and dad meet?" Spyke walked up to his mother, he had his arm around Samantha, it seemed fine to do so now.
"Don't you know dear?"
Spyke shook his head,
Samantha's mum spoke up. "Funny enough, the exact same way as my hubbie and I did."
"So are you going to tell us?" Erika walked over, supporting, IKKI!
"Ikki!" Henry screamed in his mind.
Henry's POV (no one minds that I call him Hikaru then Henry again right?)
Oh my gosh! Thank the heavens! Tenryou's ok. Well, he looks ok, at least he's alive!
I can't think that! He's the enemy, I should be wishing he were dead! Why are we standing around! There's a war going on here! Hello?!
Oh who cares? Things seem to be calming down now. At the moment, I'm just happy to see Tenryou on his feet.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!
Oh shut up! I didn't want this war in the first place! I'm happy that Tenryou's ok! Otherwise I wouldn't be able to LIVE with myself.
You're a wimp!
Shut up! Who are you anyways?
What do you care? You're too caught up that Tenryou's ok!
Whatever!
Fine, I'll tell you! I'm you! DUH!
Great, I'm arguing with myself. All this stress about war has gone straight to my head. I want a simpler life, maybe a small market, that sells convenient goods! It would be open 24 hours a day!
Ok! I'm outta here!
*footsteps are heard in Henry's head, a door is opened and shut*
Normal POV
"Now, everyone gather round." Sam and Spyke's mums sat down on chairs that came out of nowhere, and everyone sat down to listen to the story, like a bunch of 5 year olds.
Medabots Gang: HEY!
Me: ANYWAYS!!
"Now, it is a funny story actually."
"You see, you father Samantha, had decided to run away from the palace, for he was a prince, and I was a mere peasant. The same with your parents Spyke."
"One day, your fathers ran away from their palaces. It was your father first Samantha, I'll let your mother tell that part."
"Thank you. You see, when your father ran off dear, he ran right through the market place, where at the time, I was buying some groceries. I was at the bread stand, that's when your father ran right into me, knocking us both into the stand. Because the impact was so intense, the entire store came down, and you could guess that gathered quite a crowd." She giggled.
Everyone stared at the two kings, trying to hide their faces from all the curies stares.
"Funny enough, Spyke, your father did the same to me. Only with the fruit stand. It occurred only minutes later, naturally, all the stands closed straight away, and everyone but us left, in case there were going to be more Princes running into young peasants."
"Basically dears, I think you both have your father's blood, you both have a thing, that you can't stand staying INSIDE the palace."
"So, this war was completely un necessary, I hope no one was hurt."
"No, no one was hurt!" Ikki shouted sarcastically, he clutched his waist.
"Uh, Ikki?"
"Huh? Hikaru?! What do YOU want?"
"Look, I just wanted to uh, say, well, you see, let's see. How do I put this, um. man, this is harder than I thought."
Ikki put his hand up, stopping Henry. "Apology accepted Hikaru."
"Thanks. Truce?" He held out his hand, and Ikki took it.
"Well that's sweet. See dears? Now the two captains have made peace, I think that the two kingdoms are at peace, wouldn't you say so, hunny?" With a big outline on the "hunny" part.
"Y-y-ye-yes dear. Anything you say." The kings shuddered.
Everyone smiled. What else could you do at a time like this? I mean, come on, smiling, laughing, that's all anyone could do right now. Except for maybe Sam and Spyke, they were too busy, um, loving each other if you will.
~~2 Years Later~~
"Spyke, this evening has been just great. I mean, you bought all the tickets in the theatre for us, then you rented out the park for a simple walk, after that you treat me to the best dinner in the world. Just an hour ago, we watched the sun set on a picnic rug. I don't think this night could get much better." Samantha lay her head on Spyke's shoulder.
"I wouldn't quite say that Samantha."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you think? Here, come over here will you?" He held her hand, and walked back a little, to see a beautiful sight of the town, a lot of people seemed to be holing little candles.
Spyke turned a few lights on, they shone right on Samantha, for a second she shielded her eyes.
"Spyke, what's going on?" She put her arms down, to see the many little candles, moving around in the city. They soon formed shapes, letters, it seemed.
MARRY ME SAMANTHA
~SPYKE
She stood there, mouth wide open. Being a princess, she quickly closed up her jaw as soon as she came back into reality. Then turned to Spyke, who was now in front of her.
"Well?" He knelt down on one knee. "Samantha Shioro, will you marry me?"
She wimped for a bit, before falling to her knees and squezzing the living daylights out of Spyke.
"Of course I will!" She sobbed.
"Great! Now, um, could you please let go of me?" Spyke choked.
She let go, and they stared at each other for a while, it ended up a kiss.
~~2 months later~~
"And do you, Spyke Hiroko take her, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"You may now, kiss the bride."
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM! DUM DUM DUM DUM! (Wedding music)
Me: *sniffle* Ok, I'm done! Can you believe it? I'm finished!! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! But ha ha!! I said this was the final chapter OF THIS STORY! But not of this fic, I've got a little present for everyone in the next chapter! I know you all loved it, and you all miss it! So I'm bringing it back, in the final chapter of LOVE OVER WAR! THANK YOU!! R&R ^^*!!!
Ikki: HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry:*looks up from magazine* What?
Ikki: You nearly killed me!!
Henry: So?
Ikki: So?! So! You nearly killed the main character of the whole show!
Henry: Main character?! What in the world are you talking about?!
Ikki: You ought to know, _I_ am the most important character in this!
Henry: Then why would ceestar try and kill you?
Ikki: In case you didn't read in between the lines, she was going to kill you too!!
Henry: Yeah right!
Ikki: Read Chapter 6 Henry!!
Henry: *grabs copy of Chapter 8 and takes 10 minutes to read* HEY! YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME!
Ikki: *anime sleeping bubble pops* HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?! AGGH!! KOJI! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Henry: IKKI!
Ikki: Huh? AGGH!! HENRY! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Henry: IKKI!
Ikki: AGGH!! -enter your name here- GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Henry: IKKI!
Ikki: AGGHH!! -enter another name here- GET OUT OF MY RO-
Henry: What the?
Me: I threw him out the window.
Henry: You what?!
Me: He'll be fine, you shot him with an arrow!
Henry: You made me do it!
Ikki: *climbs through window somehow* HEY! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME AGAIN!
Henry: Yeah! And you wanted to kill me too!
Me: Guys, save it!!! Oh, and Henry, don't begin a sentence with "and!"
Both: Why should we?!
Henry: Who shouldn't I?! And! And! And!
Me: That's it! This is the end of the chapter!
Both: No it ain't!
Me: "ISN'T!!" Don't you too have any grammar skills?! And yes it is!
Henry: HA! You used "and"!
Me: grr!
