The ship, when we finished it at nightfall the next day, was a marvel to behold. Sleek, streamlined, and purple for some reason, it almost radiated a feeling of efficiency. I just hoped it would live up to the feeling. Unfortunately, with less than half an hour until the Irken Armada arrived, we didn't have any time for a test drive.
Climbing into he ship, I saw the inside was purple, too. This was not as streamlined. Wires were visible everywhere, and several pieces of paneling were missing. This was to be expected. We didn't build the thing for it's looks.
There were two sets of seats, and GIR sat in the cargo space, where there wasn't much stuff to break. I buckled myself into one of the seats in the back, behind my Mom. Dib sat next to me, and tried to peer out the front. There was a really big window, and through it we could see the TV and parts of the wall. Without any adequate warning, the ship shot upward, crashing through the ceiling. People stared as the house basically shattered and fell to the ground. It was loud. As people gawked, we stared back down at them.
It occurred to me that no one on Earth would be here in an hour. Which scared me more because I didn't really care, or think particularly of anyone worth saving.
Scary.
The Earth got farther and farther away as our ship flew out into the sky. We could already see the tiny pink dots that were the ships of the Armada approaching. We went the other way. I looked on the Earth, just in time to see the first laser hit. I turned around, and didn't look back.
"Computer!" said Zim suddenly. "What is the estimated time of arrival for Arkania?"
"Arkania distance: Wouldn't YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"
"What? Computer, you were supposed to be perfect!"
"Oh, so you don't love me! Fine, I can deal with that. I hate you too."
"What is… oh, god. GIR. Computer, find what went wrong with your programming."
"My programming's fine. That's not the problem."
"Then what is the problem?"
"Locating… Problem found."
"WHAT IS IT?"
"There's donut on me."
"What? What does that mean?"
"One of you carbon based idiots got donut grease or whatever all over the motherboard."
I sank down into me seat as everybody turned to look at me. In the back, GIR laughed insanely.

Sorry for the short chapter. I have limited time on the puter cuz of the Parents.
This is dedicated to Raven, who is rallying for total anarchy, plus the allowance of self insertions on GO RAVEN!