-my tongue swelled up and I couldn't eat for a day and i got really sick. From then on, I was more careful about what I licked. Koda
This chappie is dedicated to the a-hole who stole my walkman, because when I'm through with him he'll need to have SOMETHING good left in his life.
Also to everyone who wrote a review longer than 'this is good, keep writing ;)'

The next morning, actually about six months later, with the suspended animation, I woke up and felt like I used to. There were only the regular two voices in my head. The Zim voice was gone and the All-powerful Irken voice was gone. This made me realize exactly how much trouble I was in.
I started my morning with a nice stretch followed by an intensive panic attack followed by the general feeling that the universe had gone to hell in a handbasket and I might as well go with it. I walked out into the main part of the ship. Dib, Mom and Zim were already out there.
"-invisible to X-rays and radio bouncers, so they can't see us," Zim was saying.
"Watcha lookin at?" I said, peering out the shield. And gasped. I saw what they were looking at. The massive. There is no other word for it. I may have wet myself at this point.
"We're going to destroy THAT?" I squeaked.
"There on the side are the snax pods. Without them, the ship might as well give up, because it'll implode without them being full. They feed the armada, so really, if they were taken out, the whole thing would fail."
"So why hasn't this thing been destroyed yet?" Dib asked.
"That armada's too strong. They never let anything through. There's a whole defense line set up, basically involving every ship in the armada. If some ship were to somehow breach their ranks, they would be surrounded by over two million ships all homing in on them. It's enough of a deterrent even to set the mighty Grnagat warships running for their mommies."
"So… how are we getting through?" I asked, leaning over to try to see more of the massive craft.
"We're getting through on stealth mode. I know enough of the inner defenses to get at least to the main control room."
"You're speaking Latin again," Dib said.
"Are you guys on to something we aren't?" Mom asked. "Why are we even here? I thought these guys wanted to kill us."
"Well, yeah, but if I can get inside I can remove all records of us from the Main Control Brain. They'll forget all about Earth and humans and me."
The lie came out so smooth it took even me a minute to figure out what was going on. I looked at Zim with a strange look. He glared back. GIR started screaming.
"I'll take care of him," Zim said. "Tiz, come help me tie this bugger up, will you?"
"Uh…"
"Good. Come on."
I followed Zim into the back of the ship, trying to figure out a way to talk to my Mom or Dib. I looked around the still-dark room for GIR, but I didn't see anything. I didn't see Zim for a minute, either. And then he was behind me. I tried to turn around, but I couldn't move. I was frozen for some reason.
"Don't fight this, it'll just make it harder. There's already half of it in here, so it's too late to fight it now," He said. I felt my PAK open, and something attach to it. The world turned red, a deep color like blood. I wasn't afraid anymore. The color faded, and I found I knew what to do.
Spinning around to face Zim, I raised my arm into a salute.
"Very good, Tiz. The chips seem to be working, Yes?"
"Yes, SIR! Chips in place and fully functional, SIR!"
"Do you know what the plan for the Massive is?"
"Yes, Sir."
"What, then?"
"Disable main Brain database, rewire. Destroy the Tallest, take over the Massive.Yay."
"Good. And what of this ship?"
"It is not an asset to the Armada, and must be destroyed."
"And the crew?"
"They are not an asset to the Armada."
"Excellent. Now, come. We have to get aboard the massive before someone realizes this ship is here."
Something flickered inside me, something strange.
"But, sir, didn't you say this ship was invisible to the Armada?"
"Yes, I did say that, didn't I? Ah, well. By the time anyone here figures it out the ship will have been destroyed."
Zim marched to the front of the ship, I followed him. The two humans were there, looking at us strangely.
"I have to take Tiz. He's the only one who can help me. You two wait here. If we're not back in three hours, clear out and wait for a transmission, clear?"
"Um, okay," the female said. "But are you sure you should take Tiz? He's only thirteen, after all."
I glared at her. How dare she think that I am not good enough? I am as good as any Irken Invader. She would see soon. I stifled a rather violent impulse, and listened to Zim speak.
"It'll be okay. He can help me rewire the brain, I can't do it without him. After this we'll be home free."
"All right. But look after him, all right?"
He stood, and approached me. I had to fight not to be ill when she wrapped her arms around me. I had a vague recollection of this happening before, but I pushed it down. I didn't want to get sick in front of Zim.
"Yes, yes enough warmth. Come on, Tiz, let's go."
I gratefully slipped out of the female's grasp, and followed Zim to the airlock. He activated the space armour in his PAK, a clear force field wrapping itself around his head, allowing him to breath. After a second, I followed suit, the field fading in color, eventually becoming clear. I ran a scan for leaks, came out clear, and followed Zim to the airlock. The doors slid shut behind us, cutting off the humans from out sight. I let out a breath. The doors behind us opened, and we were sucked out into the void of space. After a second I found the way to use my spider legs to propel myself toward the Massive. It looked huge in my view, but I was not afraid. I knew what to do.
The secondary loading bay on the third floor was only lightly guarded, that was where we would make our entrance. Approaching the airlock, it slid open to let us in. This was an automated response, but it would alert the guard inside that something was coming. He would have to be incapacitated.
When the door opened, the guard was there, waiting for us. But he wasn't expecting two people, and he certainly wasn't expecting trained invaders. Well, I thought of myself as an invader now, because I had the same training as Zim, he had uploaded it into my PAK. Before he could even think of radioing for help, I had taken him out with a straight kick to the chest. He spun around, landing on his stomach. Zim moved to his PAK, moving wires around. I didn't know how he did it, but the guard's conciousness failed.
"His Pak will continue to tell people everything is fine over the radio. It'll continue to do so until someone rewires him or he dies."
"Excellent cover. What's the excuse?"
"A piece of someone's laser fell off and triggered the door. Everyone will be so busy checking to make sure their lasers shoot straight they wouldn't notice if the Massive flew up their ass."
"Brilliant, Sir."
"Yes I know."
We moved down the passage, heading toward the main control Brain. We had to do a basic rewiring, which would make us all but invisible to anyone with a PAK. From there, we head to the Bridge, to take care of the Tallest. After that, we would take control of the Massive. And once we had control of the Massive, we had control of the Universe.
Well, Zim did anyway.