This is another really short chapter, however the story as a whole will be very long so as long as people remind me to work on a story the story will be updated.


Chapter Three

Three brothers are traveling together, not going anywhere in particular. They raided villages they went to for goods, but not always went well. Although they were great thieves, Sly continued to steal unnecessary things, often raising an uproar amongst the people. Now they are going to a pier side town. Pillage and Plunder scouted the way up ahead, as the villagers from the other town were still after the "Evil omens" which visited the village two days ago. Sly's overall demeanor, Artico's little transformation under the full moon, and Bomber's fur color, raised suspicion of bad things to come. The party of three must be killed to save the village they said, and Bomber's company fled. Things would have gone a lot more smoothly if it weren't for the fact that Artico is part werewolf. He transforms into a big, gray, and quite scary wolf when under the full moon with a voice to match his new but temporary form. Artico remains a just and civilized person under these conditions.

Bomber's company arrives at the sea side town. "Our food supply is waning," said Artico. "Then lets go and steal some!" shouted Sly. "Shhh!" sounded Artico. "You should not say those things out loud, besides we have enough money to buy our food." "Nonsense! We need to thieve, we need's it, we need's it all time yes yes, all the time." "Your manner of speaking is atrocious," said Bomber. "Artico, why did you shush Sly anyway, you don't think these people might try to attack us…do you?" "I wouldn't oppose the idea," replied Artico. "But its safe to assume that the other village informed this one about us. Let's go to a bar and listen in on the gossip around here, we might learn something valuable for our cause." They walked off to a nearby bar to eavesdrop on the locals. "…I hope there'll be a fight yes?"

During their espionage Bomber's company discovered that the previous town has hired a team of gangster-like mercenaries to attack the company. Worlds Greatest Gang is what they were called. And their leader was called Worlds Greatest Gangster. The company left the bar and went to the pier. "At least we now know to be careful," said Artico. "We don't have to be careful," replied Bomber. "We are good fighters, we have the skills and the weapons-" Bomber pulled out the Sacred Bomb. "To defeat anyone we run across. "Ahh!" shouted Artico and Sly. "Put that away Bomber, that thing is dangerous!" shouted Artico. "Every time you pull that thing out you blow I's up up UP!" Just then a giant walked up to them. Twenty feet tall and the same size in width. The company turned around to face the giant. He had spiked hair dyed yellow and green, was wearing green shades, a black leather vest with a muscle shirt underneath, ear piercing, a pierced eye brow, three rings on all his right fingers except the thumb, and a finger ring A PIERCED FINGER RING on his left pinky, and a spike three feet long on each side of his head just above his ears. "ROOOAAR!" He sounded. "I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST DAMN GANGSTER OF ALL TIME! I AM CALLED WORLD'S GREATEST GANGSTER! But all my foes must call me by my proper name. Never call a gangster by his proper name unless you are looking for trouble. So you call me by my proper name, YOU will call me…JIMMY!" "Pfff wah ha ha!" laughed Sly. "Fatness and tallness with freakness freaky looks, yess yess yes. But also freakness of name yes? WAH HA HA!" "You must be the mercenary who was hired to kill us are you not?" said Artico. "Sly?" said Bomber. "Are you and your sword Killing Edge ready?" "YAH YAH YAH YEEH, KILL!" screamed Sly, unsheathing his sword. Sly lunged at Jimmy. Jimmy unsheathed a heavy metal guitar and hit Sly. Artico charged Jimmy and punched him. Jimmy folded over himself and pulled out a knife. "My turn!" shouted Bomber, pulling out his favorite bomb (and the only one he always hurts himself and his brothers every time he uses it), the Sacred Bomb. "NO WAIT!" shouted Artico, but it was too late. Bomber threw the bomb. A giant explosion blew Jimmy away towards the eastern horizon, Bomber's company going in the other direction.