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Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing...YET. -cocks shotgun-
Gone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song, as we go along
Walking in a winter wonderland-Winter Wonderland
If you just happened to be at Hellsing at the current moment in time, you would have seen a short blonde woman dragging a tall man in a red trenchcoat. You may start to chuckle, covering your mouth discreetly and smiling . You would of course do this because you had no idea who that couple was, what they were, and what one was plotting to do to the other. But this really didn't matter. Because the soldiers of Hellsing were laughing anyway. And it seems that Alucard's glares were losing some of their effect since the soldiers just kept right on laughing as his fledgeling happily dragged him along to the front doors.
They are going to get it when I'm through with this... He thought, stifling a sigh as they walked through the huge front doors. Sure enough, they were greeted by snow. And a LOT of it. It was far as he could see and very deep, coming up to his knees. It came up to Seras' waist. She started giggling and marching through it, letting go of her Master's hand.
"Come on, Master!" She called over her shoulder. "And you can't tell me that it's cold since we both know we can't feel it!" Alucard rolled his eyes, stifled another sigh and walked after her, his hands in his pockets.
"We've see it, can we go back in now?" He asked moodily, glaring at the white enemy that denied him the sleep he wanted and caused the Police Girl to temporarily lose her mind. Seras smiled brightly and shook her head.
"Come on, Master, it isn't bad at all!" She said, stretching her arms and putting them on the back of her neck. "I've never seen so much snow!"
"Well, I have." He crossed his arms and glared at her, though again, it didn't have much effect and only seemed to make her smile wider. She turned her back to him and trotted onward, giggling, while her Master flirted with the idea of scaring her half to death the next time she tried to sleep. But instead, he followed along, grudgingly.
Seras had stopped and stooped down, scooping up some snow in her hand. "Master?" She said, balling up the snow and hiding it, smiling sweetly over her shoulder. "How fast are your reflexes?"
"Why do you ask?" He replied, not paying much attention to her. When Seras didn't answer he looked up. "..Police Gi-"
WHAM!
The next thing Alucard knew, he had a mouth full of very cold snow. It suprised him so much that he actually jumped and pulled out his gun as a reflex action. He was about to shoot and came very close to when he heard Seras laughing very hard. He spit out the snow and growled at her, extremely annoyed. He opened his mouth to say something and again got hit by a very large snowball.
Police Girl! He shouted silently in her mind. What are you trying to pull?
I thought you knew, Master! She innocently replied, laughing out loud. This is a snowball fight! And you are losing! She started running away, still laughing while her Master spit out the snow again, put his gun up, and took off after her. He easily caught up with her, no contest there, except he got hit with ANOTHER snowball when he did. This was growing very annoying very quickly. Not only was his weak fledgling actually making a fool out of him, he hadn't even retaliated yet.
This simply wouldn't do.
Alucard started smiling his Ha-Now-You're-Going-To-Get-It-For-Making-A-Fool-Out-Of-Me insane smirk. Seras giggles didn't disappear, but they were much softer than before. She was out of snowballs, and Alucard was right there, so making another was out of the question. So instead, she just smiled and backed up as he crept closer, his grin growing.
"Uhhh...Master?" She asked, backing up againist a tree. "May I ask what you're doing?" She was still giggling but didn't like the look in her Master's crimson eyes. And certainly didn't like that grin of his. Nothing very pleasant followed afterward. A little voice inside of her scolded her actions, but another part, one that didn't show itself a lot, couldn't wait to see what was about to happen. It was kind of exhilarating, catching her Master off guard.
Alucard put his hands on both sides of her so she couldn't get away and put his face very close to hers. "What do you THINK I'm going to do?" he asked, chuckling softly. Seras just smiled, gulping slightly. "I can't belive that you hit me witha few snowballs...You have more backbone that I thought..."
"Thank you, Master," She said humbly, smiling more. They just smiled at each other before Seras bent one leg. And kicked the tree behind her. Hard. Almost instantly, an avalanche of snow fell on top of Alucard, covering and pinning him to the ground. The blonde started laughing and jumped over the large mound, smiling brightly as she made another snowball. That one probably just cost her a limb, but she didn't care; This was more fun than she had in ages.
Alucard, on the other hand, didn't agree with this statement, seething and raging silently under the white blanket. He growled and sat up, throughly drenched, glaring at his chipper fledgling. "Police Girl?"
"Yes, Master?"
Alucard burst fully from the snow and lunged at her, putting on an insane smirk. Seras yelped happily and ran away, pelting him with more snowballs. "RUN. NOW."
o.o Not done yet. xx It would be, but I'm a little bit busy with school at the moment. Thanks to all who reviewed. Check out me newest fic, "Matchmaker, Make Me a Match!" It's not going to be done for V-Day unfortunately...But it is funny! Adios!
I'll update soon, I swear! And this little snowball fight is about to get a LOT bigger!
