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-coughs- Anyways, thank you all for the reviews. You know I love em, and I'm so glad this story is doing as good as it is. And also, thanks for being so patient. Life is kinda hectic again...I'll be busy a lot, but I'll try and update all my stories ASAP.
And YES, it was Bill Engvall from Comedy Central and Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Kudos and cookies to the people that figured it out. n-n.
So enjoy the chapter!
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walkin' in a winter wonderland-Winter Wonderland
Two things could have happened when Seras and Alucard got hit with those snowballs. One scenario was the two vampires automatically figured out that their Master had thrown the snowballs at them and would have laughed this off. They would all go in and have a nice cup of hot chocolate and/or blood. But if this happened, then there would be no story to write. Plus, it'd be boring and anticlimatic.
Which was why the OTHER scenario happened.
Almost instantly, the two vampires were throwing as many snowballs as they could at the other as fast as they possibly could. Seras yelped when the silver bullets hit her and GLARED at Alucard. "MASTER! PUTTING BULLETS IN THE SNOWBALLS IS NOT FAIR!"
"IS TOO!" Alucard argued, ignoring the fact that he was becoming increasingly snow colored. "YOU SAID THE ONLY RULE WAS TO THROW A SNOWBALL!"
"THROWING SILVER BULLETS IS LIKE THROWING CROSSES!"
"WHY DO YOU CARE! NEITHER EFFECT YOU!"
"IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER!"
Needless to say, up on the rooftop, Integra was grinning such a grin that if Alucard wasn't busy being in a snowball war, he'd have been proud. This was, of course, freaking Walter out. And this guy had dealt with zombiefied Nazis. He had decided he was never going to give Integra liquor again, was going to hide his rum in Alucard's coffin, and was never, ever, ever going to tell the head of Hellsing that two vampires were playing in the snow.
Because, for some unknown reason, this set off that little tick in Integra's head that other people get when thinking about something that is very wrong, in more than one way. Like a fat guy in a ballerina suit wrong.
"Now this is more like it," Integra said, watching them and had the sudden urge to cackle evilly. "This is how a snow war should be."
"Do you think this was such a good idea?" Walter asked, also watching them and smiling on the inside.
"Of course, Walter!" She replied, looking at him and crossing her arms. "Why wouldn't it be?"
He shrugged, sweatdropping slightly as Alucard's snowfort came crashing onto him. Seras was laughing very hard at this. "This just cannot end very well..."
"Lighten up, and hand me another snowball."
Well, it was official: Alucard could not, in fact, make a decent snowfort. All it took was a few well-aimed snowballs from Seras, and it came crashing down. The vampire hadn't seen it coming until it was actually on top of him and pressing him into the ground. Seras was rolling on the ground, laughing, tears almost streaming out of her face. And while Alucard was sitting there thinking about what just happened, she took this time to try and pull herself together.
"M-Master!" She giggled, standing up and walking over to the large pile of snow, holding her sides and a snowball. "Do you..hehehe...give up?" There was a muffled reply, and she had to supress a giggle. "What was that?"
I SAID THAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT! He mentally shouted at her, and she burst out laughing again. She could tell he was angry, though not the homicial-kill-everyone-like-the-judas-priest anger. He was angry at the fact that she was actually better than him at something, even if it was a simple snowball fight.
She grinned and waited until Alucard's head poked out of the snow before tackling him, hard. He hadn't seen it coming, and both ended up tumbling around on the ground before stopping; Seras on top looking truimphant while Alucard was on the bottom and glaring at her.
"You think you're so good..." He growled at her and recieved only a giggle. "You think that just because you made my stupid snow thing fall, you won a stupid little snowball fight..." Again, a giggle. "...Stupid snow..."
"Aw come on, Master!" Seras replied, grinning. "Admit it! You had some fun!" Alucard sat up, still glaring at her. Both were ignoring the fact that Seras was sitting in his lap. His I-Hate-You-Stop-Smiling-Like-That-At-Me-Because-It-Bugs-Me-But-I-Won't-Admit-It glare had no effect on her Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-I-Now-Have-A-Smirk-To-Call-My-Own-And-You-Can't-Do-Anything-About-It smirk.
"...Alright. I'll admit it. I had...a little...bit of fun," He answered, crossing his arms. "But I still hate sn-" Before he could finish, from out of nowhere, a snowball, a BIG one, slammed into his face, making him fall back in the snow. Seras blinked and turned her head, only to also get a face-full of snow and fell on top of her Master.
"HA! WE GOT THEM!" Was the faint cry the pair of vampires heard. And this voice was very, very familiar. It soundly suspiciously like...
Alucard saw straight up, glaring daggers at the roof, one of his eyes twitching. "MASTER!" He shouted, getting on his feet while Seras clung to his chest. trying to figure out what just happened. "WHY ARE YOU-" Again, he got hit by a snowball, this one a lot bigger than the last one.
"Hand me another, Walter!" Sir Hellsing commanded, laughing like a small, yet slightly drunken child. He did, laughing in spite of himself. "BOMBS AWAY!"
The war between the vampires and their master lasted a few hours, until Integra suddenly got tired and left poor Walter on his own againist them. He did pretty well, but no one was very dry when it was all said and done. Seras had just finished a hot shower, smiling all the while to herself as she dried her hair.
It's been so long since I had that much fun... She thought, putting on some PJ's and sipping her pack of blood. She remembered her Master covered in snow and nearly choked on the blood, trying not to giggle. Alucard had left her when they came in, swearing revenge on his Master, though Seras warned him that it wouldn't end well. That had been a half hour ago, and so far, there hadn't been any gun shots or screams of pain.
She finished the blood and yawned. It had been a long and fun-filled night, but now she was tired. And she was about to climb into her coffin when Alucard walked through the wall, still dripping wet. She smiled at him, putting a hand over her mouth to not laugh. "Sir Hellsing knew I would come for revenge..." he began, coughing slightly. "...And she threw more snowballs at me..."
That was it; Seras couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing. Hard. So hard that she ended up rolling around on the cold floor of her room. Alucard glared at her at first but then he started laughing also. There was no harshness or cruelty in it, just a normal laugh. Well, as normal as the vampire could get.
They laughed for a while before Alucard helped her up, both smiling. Their eyes locked for a moment, and Seras suddenly blushed, feeling a little self-conscience. "...Thanks for coming out with me, Master," She said, looking away. "I know you didn't have to...But...it meant a lot to me."
He shrugged, still smiling. "I'll get you back, Police Girl," He said. "That's a promise."
"I look forward to it, Master," She replied, smiling back at him. "I'll be rea-" Before she could finish, Alucard stooped down and kissedher very gently on the lips. She shut up instantly and stood there, staring at him wide-eyed. He smirked and poked her forehead.
"There," He said simply. "That's my revenge." Seras' thoughts were going in slow motion as he smiled then. "Have a good night, Police Girl." As he walked through the wall, Seras put her hand up to her lips, touching them gently, still feeling his. And she just smiled.
That's the end!...Well...Maybe...I have one more idea for this...Would you all want me to do it? It would be pure comedy...And I was wondering if any of my fans of "Dreams" would like it if I did a sequel to it! If you do, just say so and I'll try to make it happen. I have some ideas.
Ok, was it good, was it bad, does Relics deserve a cookie? n-n I hope so. Read and review, I love you all! Adios!
