Death Eater Limericks
Avery
This
one makes artwork through pain,
There's no doubt he's
crim'nally insane
With a razor and curse
He'll rehearse the
perverse,
Cleaving kind folk and children in twain.
Barty
Crouch jr.
For a year under Polyjuice hid
To try'n get
that Potter kid
With a portkey
And bad witchery.
Then
Dememtors came – fail you did.
Crabbe
and Goyle
You're stupid as stupid can be,
So stupid you can't
even see,
You cannot gain,
You're worth disdain,
Or's
that too big a word for thee?
Bellatrix
Lestrange
Two Aurors you tortured, you filth
Your own
cousin's blood you spilth
Angelic face
Torted in haste
As
your venom and evil is tilth
Lucius
Malfoy
Yes, Lucius Malfoy, it's true:
The smiling killer,
they call you
You smile indeed
And kill without need,
All of
evilness you imbue.
Peter
Pettigrew
A Marauder, you once were one
Betrayer of James and
his son,
A silver hand,
A grey rat and,
A life-debt that
must be undone
Severus
Snape
Potion Master at Hogwarts school
Brewing Potions both
perfect and cruel
He swoops like a bat
Does for Dumbledore rat
When around the Dark Lord keeps his cool.
