The Lord of the lord of the Rings

Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings, I don't care! And I don't own Les-Miserable. I Do CARE!

Poor Victor, Sauron gets all the credit! But I was Victor's idea, his plan and his Victory. Sauron was not the master mind, moreover he never was. This is the TRUE story of The Lord of the Rings. Way back, Sauron was a little man, yes he was human, not elf or hobbit or any other strange made up thing-a-ma-bob. Well, anyways he was plowing a field and insignificant field where later that year would be harvested and there would be many more cabbages for the growing population. He was humming along, when a cloaked individual appeared. "Hey, guy. Dude come over here!"

"Um, at your service sir, but its way in the 3rd age, and just to tell you dude really isn't a word."

"Yeah, but I'm like really cool, so get over here." Sauron went over leaving his plow and horse and cabbages unattended to.

"Yes?"

"You look like a responsible young man." Sauron was flattered, could it be that this person could NOT see his bald spot? "Why, thankyou."

"What do you think of WORLD DOMINATION?"

"It's my dream…" Sauron said, he had always been an evil child, and an even more evil adult, and had become exceedingly evil in his old age. "Well would you like to become second in command in my world domination plan?"

"Alright." And Victor gave him a one ring and that's all there is to it. Well, the reason Victor is not appreciated is because he went to earth, and became VICTOR HUGO! Poor unfortunate Victor left behind in his evil plot, sniff and…and all because of a middle aged man with a plow! So that is why I have started the appreciate Victor and the Ring organization. All you have to do is review and admit that Victor is WAY smarter than Saurian and Sauron sucks.