Chaosdramon X: Its me the author

I'm gonna introduce you to some friends of mine from school who don't have accounts yet, Zorna (psychopathic darkness girl/mage) Fang (psychopathic spirit wolf) and Skittles (I have no idea how she got that nickname). Then my new characters the Spirit Warriors, who each represents an element, Edward Firestone (Fire) Erika Earthshaker (Earth) Daniel Twister (Wind) David Tsunami (Water) and Sally Goldenrod (Gold). Fang and Zorna are going to play a game.

Zorna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quiet, Now spin the Wheel of Torture and Misfortune.

Zorna: Room of Knives I'll get KILLED!

Fang: Barney Tapes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You both have powers deal with it and besides we're immortal *claps hands*

Men in suits drag Zorna and Fang to their DOOM

We'll check on 'em after the story. Oh after I read Ninetalesuk story Revival of Valmarmon the one thing that was really hilarious was the "Hit it" so I'm gonna come up with my own, hmm, I got it, ROLL TAPE

*A HUGE tape on wheels rolls over David*

David: Owww @__@*recovers*

Do the disclaimer and it won't happen again 'Oh yes it will'

David: Chaosdramon X does not own anything mentioned in this story 'cept us

'Blah' = thinking

/Blah/ = hikari to yami

//Blah// = yami to hikari

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Yugioh Humor-A collection of stories

Chapter 1-Friendship Kaiba?

In a land far, far away (actually Kaiba Corp.) Kaiba was stuck to a piece of slate. In the corner Noa (who got his own body) and Mokuba mixed ingredients into a pot.

"Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice..."said Mokuba

"...Teddy Bears, pink fluffy bunnies and puppies..."added Noa

"...Love, magic, and imagination..."added Mokuba

Kaiba spoke up "They captured me, set me free"

"Quiet" said Mokuba *hits Kaiba's head with frying pan*

"...Fire, earth, water, wind, light" said Noa as he added the final ingredients, "Finished, It lasts a day"

They poured the stuff into a cup and forced it down Kaiba's throat.

Maniacal laugh was heard throughout the air as the screen faded

*The day after at school*

"Hello Friends" said Kaiba "I am Peace Child" ^_^

"Are you okay Kai-, I mean Peace child" said Yugi ^_^U

"Yes I am and my money is your money" replied Kaiba ^_^

'Hmm' thought Joey "I got an Idea just call me Master and give me all you possessions"

"Yes Master" said Kaiba *gives EVERYTHING to Joey*

*Kaiba Corp.*

"No, Joey owns Kaiba Corp." screamed Noa

"THE MADNESS, THE MADNESS, THE MADNESS, THE MADNESS, THE MADNESS, THE MADNESS" screamed Mokuba

"This must stop, Clap Off!" said Noa Clapping

*School*

Kaiba goes unconscious X_X.

"Cool trick Joey" said the others *Clapping*

Kaiba switches from unconscious to conscious by jumping and with the continuos claps falls unconscious and then jumps up and falls down, jumps up and falls down, jumps up and falls down (you know where this is going)...

"Malfunction.can.not.compute" said Kaiba "Rebooting"

"I always knew Kaiba was a robot, but this is ridiculous!" said Joey

"Progress 100%,"said Kaiba "Complete Master Joey what shall I do for you"

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I'm ending it there.

Sally: *chasing Daniel* I'll teach you for eating my cupcake! *Hits Daniel with Gold Mallet*

Daniel: OWWWWWWWWW! *Summons up wind to carry him away* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sally: *summons a huge block of gold to weigh Daniel down* You will die now!

Daniel: *under the gold block* Owww! X_X

Silence both of you *uses Chaos Author Powers (CAP)*

*Everything turns Black and White*

Everyone: Turn it BACK!

FIINNNNEEEEEE!

*Everything turns normal*

Everyone: Phew

*Everything turns Black and White*

Everyone: Ahhh! Turn it back!

*Everything turns normal*

Everyone: Phew

*Everything turns Black and White*

Everyone: Ahhh! Turn it back!

*Everything turns normal*

Erika: You have a twisted sense of humor

Thank you and speaking of my sense of humor let's check up on my Wheel of Torture and Misfortune "winners" *claps hands*

*Men in suits appear*

Bring me Zorna

Men: Yes sir

Zorna: @_@ everything hurts

Wow she really took a beating

Zorna: @_@ who said that

Me

Zorna: @_@ huh

ME!

Zorna: @_@ oh

You okay

Zorna: @_@ everything's spinning

I'll take that as a no

Zorna: @_@ everything's fading *Faints* X_X

O-kayy *claps hand*

*Men in suits drag in Fang*

Fang: @_@ I love you

Review or a character Dies!

Everyone: DO IT! I don't wanna die