YGO Humor
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Chaosdramon X: I'm back with my hikari, Drake
Drake: Yami Shut up
Zorna: I'm seeing Double 'Faints'
Drake: I've brought friends, SSJ4 Yugi, Millennium Slime Gem, and DoomDeathX. Now with new upgrades, Edward spirit of flame (He has red hair, a leather coat with flame imprints and red pants, and is covered by flames, a flame sword). Erika spirit of earth (Green hair, green dress with vines, a rose whip). David spirit of water (Blue hair, gills, blue T-shirt, blue jeans, a spear). Daniel spirit of wind (Black hair, Black and White shirt, Black pants, a dagger). Sally spirit of gold (Blond hair, a gold cape, a yellow shirt, and goldenrod pants, a staff with a sun on top).
Fang: The weidos are rolling in.
Zorna: I agree
Sakura: They don't know who we really are
Drake: I wonder who's Fang's alter ego is 'cough'Yolonda and'cough' Chibi Blue Angel 'cough'
Fang: Things just got crazier Yolonda
Yolonda a.k.a. Chibi Blue Angel: Yes
Drake: Get Out of My ROOM!
Yolonda: Okay 'Fades out'
CDXDrake: Now to play The Torture Game
Everyone else: They Remembered
CDX (Chaosdramon X): Drake Three Names.
Drake: Sakura, Fang, and Zorna. The tortures will surprise, let see which reviewers can guess the Torture.
Drake: David! Roll Tape
David: 'Sidesteps'
David fall into a hole, into cannon, shot at through a wall and the tape crashes into him from the other side.
David: CDX and Drake don't own anything.
CDX: 'Claps'
Men In White suit drag EVERYONE off
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Short story: Yami's Sugar Rampage
"Yami going to school" leaves Yugi Said
"Yugi's grampa is at a dig and Yugi at school I'm alone, with cake and 35 lb. bags of sugar" Yami said
Hours Later
"Yami I'm home!" Yugi Shouted
"Yugi it's Malik" Yami shouted
"That's a paper bag" Yugi said
Yami's curled up in a corner
Else where
"My Yami senses are tingling" said ?
Game shop
Yami's hanging on a ceiling fan then jumps through the door
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Chapter 3- Kaiba's Revenge
"Let me in" demanded Kaiba banging on the doors of The Company formerly none as Kaiba Corp.
Kaiba sees a rock "I know I saw the rock" Kaiba said to the narrator "Who are you?"
You know how Yugi has a Yami
"Ya" said Kaiba
I'm not that I'm the Narrator
"I'm throwing the rock through the window" said Kaiba "Narrate that"
Kaiba decides he's going to throw the rocks through the window
"Crap" said Kaiba
"Are you crazy ?, and who are you talking to" said the random woman on random street in the Random Mutilverse
"No I'm talking the narrator can't you hear him" yell Kaiba
The woman edges away
Kaiba brakes into The Company formerly none as Kaiba Corp.
Walks into the time machine room and the past is relived.
Kaiba's sleeping
"AHHH!" screamed Kaiba
Then he realized "Not again"
Then he realized he wasn't in his bed he was on a slate.
He knew what to say as it happened again.
Kaiba spoke up "They captured me, set me free"
"Quiet" said Mokuba hits Kaiba's head with frying pan
"...Fire, earth, water, wind, light" said Noa as he added the final ingredients, "Finished, It lasts a day"
They poured the stuff into a cup and forced it down Kaiba's throat.
Maniacal laugh was heard throughout the air as the screen faded
The day after at school
"Hello Friends" said Kaiba "I am Peace Child"
"Are you okay Kai-, I mean Peace child" said Yugi U
"Yes I am and my money is your money" replied Kaiba
'Hmm' thought Joey "I got an Idea just call me Master and give me all you possessions"
"Yes Master" said Kaiba gives EVERYTHING to Joey
Kaiba goes unconscious XoX.
"Cool trick Joey" said the others Clapping
Kaiba switches from unconscious to conscious by jumping and with the continuos claps falls unconscious and then jumps up and falls down, jumps up and falls down, jumps up and falls down (you know where this is " said Kaiba "Rebooting"
"I always knew Kaiba was a robot, but this is ridiculous!" said Joey
"Progress 100%,"said Seto Kaiba "Complete Master Joey what shall I do for you"
"You obey all of us now!" said Joey motioning to Yugi and Co.
"Yes Masters and Mistress" said Kaiba
"Change your name to Stupid Kaibo" said Yugi
"Yes master" said Stupid Kaibo
"Now shut your self down!" said Joey
"Yes Masterrrrrr" Said Stupid Kaibo shutting down
The others start taking him apart and putting him back together. Kaibo was now a cleaning Robot. He was also a girl! He had long blond hair, brooms for arms, emerald green eyes, and vacuum cleaners for legs.
"What can I do for you?" said Stupid Kaibo in a feminine voice.
"Clean up the world in an hour" said Téa
In a pink streak of light Stupid Kaibo was gone and appeared and hour later, broken and rabid dogs biting him.
Stupid Kaibo fainted but he saw the calendar, Mar. 16
The REAL next day
Seto Kaiba, who had turn back to normal, was sleeping on his bed. But he realized HE WAS SLEEPING ON A SIDEWALK! The newspaper said Mar. 17, the next day, but under it said: NEW OWNERS OF KAIBA CORP. YUGI MOUTO, RYOU BAKURA, TEA GARDENER, JOEY WHEELER, AND TRISTAN TAYLOR. SETO KAIBA AN ASSITANT!
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Kaiba Faints
Yesterday
Kaiba is sleeping on a side walk
Yugi wakes him up
"Who are you" asked Yugi
Soccer ball hits Kaiba
Kaiba wakes up on his bed. Every thing is back to normal.
The Real End
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Police: Police! We've been notified by everyone that a CDX and Drake are here and torturing every one.
Cdx: There over there 'points to Malik and Marik'
The Police leaves with Malik and Marik Well Let Check up on our "Lucky" winners of torture Game
Fang: XoX I got stung by rocks and bees threw 23s at me, 23, rocks, and bees there all after me.
Sakura:XoX I love you you Do you wuv me too?
Zorna:XoX I can breath air again no more water
CDX: Chibi Blue Angel's gonna to hate me for this'Sends them into a room with the rest of the people and the Cast of Yugioh .HackSIGN and .hackDUSK and Shaman King'
Everyone Except CDX is tied to a 5000 Lb. bag of sugar. Drake Is mising.
Zorna: Where's Drake
CDX: 'Claps''Disappears'
A wall opens up
Drake is eating candy and cake and Ice Cream, plus other sugar filled foods and drinks.
Drake: 'Sees everyone else' SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CDX: See ya or what left off you
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