Track Two: Chubthumping

Author: Rauru

Original: "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba

(Rauru stands in bathrobe next to refridgerator)

Rauru (singing with quasi-British accent):

My jaw goes down

but it goes up again

to chew up my delicious food

my jaw goes down

but it goes up again

to masticate from night 'till noon

Female Backup Singers:

Snackin' the night away

Snackin' the night away

Rauru:

For a midnight snack

I'm gonna eat a stack

of Pringles from a pack

and have a heart attack

And if the sodium and calories don't do me in,

I'll be back tomorrow night to begin again (gin again)

Female Backup Singers:

Ooooh, Rauru, Rauru, Rauru...

Rauru:

My jaw goes down

but it goes up again

to chew up my delicious food

my jaw goes down

but it goes up again

to masticate from night 'till noon

Female Backup Singers:

We'll be bleatin'

While you're eatin'

We'll be bleatin'

While you're eatin'

Rauru:

I eat the salty food

I eat the sug'ry food

I eat the deep-fried food

I eat the greasy food

I eat the foods that will make my wasteline expand,

I eat the foods 'till I can barely even stand (even stand)

Female Backup Singers:

Don't cry for me,

Pass the gravy

Rauru:

My jaw goes down

but it goes up again

to chew up my delicious food

my jaw goes down

but it goes up again

to masticate from night 'till noon

Female Backup Singers:

We'll be bleatin'

While you're eatin'

We'll be bleatin'

While you're eatin'

(repeat to fade-out)