Artist: The Notorious F.A.T.: Flabby-Ass Thug
Album: Rauru at Large
Title: Gorger's Paradise
Real: "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio
(Rauru stands in a darkened kitchen)
As I walk through the kitchen of the darkness of night I take a look at my life, and realize I want a pie 'Cause I've been chewin' and belchin' so long that Even my mama thinks that my feet are gone But I ain't ever touched a treadmill even though I should do it, Bein' treated like a sponge, I know that I blew it, I neva watch my wait even though it'd be best 'Cause pretty soon my heart might be in cardiac arrest I really hate to move, and I eat all night, yo, As my belly grows I see myself in the fridge's light, foo, I'm the real obese tha little sandwich wants ta flee On my knees in tha night eatin' ham in the fridge light
(vaguely female voices going "ooooooooooooh") They've been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise
Look at tha situation, that I'm facin', I can't neva go under 300, no matter how I try, So I just give it up, gorge 'till I drown, Too much Cool-Whip and 'tato chips, keeps me sittin' down, I'm a overstuffed balloon with food on my mind, Got mah spork in my hand an lotsa greasy pizza pie, I'm a sedentary gorgin' gangsta, livin' in languor, I just can't stand up so don' arouse my anger, foo, Death may be another heart attack away I'm livin' life me-eat-dog, what can I say, I'm three-hundred-and-three, will I see three-o-four, The way things is goin' I dunno,
Tell me why are we So inclined to eat 'Cause the ones we hurt Are you and me
They've been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise
Power of tha food, tha food has tha power To keep me eatin' it, eatin' it hour afta hour Everybody's runnin', but I'm still sittin' an' chewin' There in tha kitchen, 'cause all the food is bitchin', They say I gotta diet but nobody's gonna teach me, If they don't understand, how can they reach me? I guess they can't, I guess I'll eat, I can't stop, That's why my gut will always flop, foo
They've been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise
Tell me why are we So inclined to eat 'Cause the ones we hurt Are you and me
Tell me why are we So inclined to eat 'Cause the ones we hurt Are you and me
Ooooooh oooooooohh oh oh oooooooh oooooh oh oh ooooooooooooh oooooh ohh oooooooo ooooh oooooooh.
(Rauru stands in a darkened kitchen)
As I walk through the kitchen of the darkness of night I take a look at my life, and realize I want a pie 'Cause I've been chewin' and belchin' so long that Even my mama thinks that my feet are gone But I ain't ever touched a treadmill even though I should do it, Bein' treated like a sponge, I know that I blew it, I neva watch my wait even though it'd be best 'Cause pretty soon my heart might be in cardiac arrest I really hate to move, and I eat all night, yo, As my belly grows I see myself in the fridge's light, foo, I'm the real obese tha little sandwich wants ta flee On my knees in tha night eatin' ham in the fridge light
(vaguely female voices going "ooooooooooooh") They've been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise
Look at tha situation, that I'm facin', I can't neva go under 300, no matter how I try, So I just give it up, gorge 'till I drown, Too much Cool-Whip and 'tato chips, keeps me sittin' down, I'm a overstuffed balloon with food on my mind, Got mah spork in my hand an lotsa greasy pizza pie, I'm a sedentary gorgin' gangsta, livin' in languor, I just can't stand up so don' arouse my anger, foo, Death may be another heart attack away I'm livin' life me-eat-dog, what can I say, I'm three-hundred-and-three, will I see three-o-four, The way things is goin' I dunno,
Tell me why are we So inclined to eat 'Cause the ones we hurt Are you and me
They've been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise
Power of tha food, tha food has tha power To keep me eatin' it, eatin' it hour afta hour Everybody's runnin', but I'm still sittin' an' chewin' There in tha kitchen, 'cause all the food is bitchin', They say I gotta diet but nobody's gonna teach me, If they don't understand, how can they reach me? I guess they can't, I guess I'll eat, I can't stop, That's why my gut will always flop, foo
They've been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gorger's paradise
Tell me why are we So inclined to eat 'Cause the ones we hurt Are you and me
Tell me why are we So inclined to eat 'Cause the ones we hurt Are you and me
Ooooooh oooooooohh oh oh oooooooh oooooh oh oh ooooooooooooh oooooh ohh oooooooo ooooh oooooooh.
