Part Four
A few hours later about half the apartment was clean and I think everyone was dead…or at least no where to be found, except Inuyasha who was I think was actually dead.
"S-so tired…." said Inuyasha
Nope
I was wrong, he's just really, really tired.
" Where did
everyone go?" He asked himself, he got up off the floor and went
into his room. Soma and Kuto were asleep on his bed, he gave a sigh
then looked at the clock and almost choked on air.
" f-four a-clock!" He yelled…as quietly as he could not to wake the boys up. Kagome was going to be home in two hours, his friends were missing in action, and he still had half the apartment to clean, in other words…he was dead.
" Ok Inuyasha think, your smarter than this…umm… think, think. I got nothing." He sighed sitting down on the couch, he was about to hit his head with a rather large book when Youko and the others walked in.
" WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" He yelled. The others just stood there.
"We got you something, actually all of us something." Said Sesshomaru pulling out an extra- large pizza box, Inuyasha's ears twitched and he smelled the air and was next to them in a second. He grabbed the box and jumped on the couch.
" You guys rock!…I thought you had snuck out for good." said Inuyasha grabbing a piece of pizza.
" I tried, but my good conscience said that it wouldn't be right to leave you here, by yourself…with those evil little mortals." Said Youko, Inuyasha just laughed.
" Yea I could see your shoulder angels, the angel a little pick fluffy fox, and the devil a little black fox, oh really scary!" laughed Inuyasha sarcastically, soon after that everyone except Youko started laughing.
Everything was going great, everyone was having a great time. They had pizza, soda, television, but all that good happy crud was interrupted by the worst sound that Inuyasha…beside sit that he could hear.
"BRIINGGG….BRIINGGGG!." Screeched the phone that was attached to the wall.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the phone, then they all looked at Inuyasha waiting to see what he would do. He slowly stood up and walked over to the phone, he looked back at his friends, they all watched him and gave him thumbs up, he looked back at the phone and slowly picked it up."
"…hello?" he asked.
" Hello sir or Madam, this is the San Francisco dog pound, and we were wondering if you would like to adopt a sweet dog, only five-hundred and thirty two dollars and we would also like to tell you about-" as Inuyasha was listening barely awake he looked up when the sound of keys were unlocking the door to the apartment.
" So that is are plan, would you like to buy a friend forever?"
" Uh yea sure whatever!" Said Inuyasha hanging up the phone and running to the door.
" Inuyasha, could you open the door for me!" Said Kagome who was on the other side. Inuyasha made a funny noise and locked the door.
" Help me!" he said as he pushed everyone into a room, with in seconds he had what mess was left in the apartment in a big pile and was moving it toward the room.
" Inuyasha?" Kagome called from the hall way.
" u-uh…just a second!" called Inuyasha pushing the stuff into the room trapping the others. He closed the door just as Kagome walked in.
"Inuyasha, why didn't you open the door for me?"
"..uh…I didn't know...you were here, sorry" said Inuyasha in his most innocent voice.
" Uh huh right." she said moving toward her room which was the door he was leaning against.
" Uh, were ya going?" he asked not moving.
" …To my room, to put away my stuff."
"uh, uh…why not do that later? In fact I'll do it later for ya!"
" Thanks but I have had a long trip, I also want to lay down." she said
"There's the couch…the couch is nice and comfortable."
" Inuyasha, please move."
"… uh…no!" he said
" Why not?"
"B-because…because you look hungry, there is some pizza on the counter." he said pointing over to the kitchen then quickly putting his hand back on the door which was starting to bulge.
" I'm not hungry, now Inuyasha, please move away from my door." she sighed.
"…door…what door?"
" The door your standing in front of."
" I'm not standing in front of any door, in fact I don't even know what a door is, its not in my vocabulary…" he laughed nervously.
" Inuyasha, move. Away. From. My. Door. Now!" she yelled, he didn't budge.
" DOORS? THERE'S NO DOORS…DOORS ARE JUST MYTHS!" he yelled nervously, by this time Kagome has had enough.
" Sit boy." she said, Inuyasha fell to the ground. The weight of the trash in the room pushed the door off its hinges right on top Inuyasha.
" Inuyasha, What did you do to my room?" she yelled as Inuyasha crawled out from under the door.
" um…Heh…I was cleaning?" he said, Youko, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Jin, and Sesshomaru tumbled out of the room with garbage in their hair and clothes.
"…um…hi guys." said Kagome as she looked at his friends stumble out, they all looked up at her and gave an innocent smile.
" uh…hey Kagome." they said in unison.
" AUNTIE KAGOME YOUR HOME!" Yelled Kuto as the two boys ran down the hallway into Kagome's arms.
" Hi you guys! How are you?" she asked happily.
" we're ok." they said giving Kagome hugs.
" Did you have fun? Did Inuyasha behave himself?" she asked letting them down and glairing down at Inuyasha.
" It was fun! Uncle Inuyasha and his friends took us to the movies, the fun center, and the police station!" explained Soma.
" Police station, why there?" asked Kagome suspiciously, Youko and Sesshomaru grabbed the kids.
" Uh… they were having a…uh be a police man for a day…yea that's it, you could go to the police station and see how they work." lied Inuyasha
"
Oh, ok." she said standing up again, everyone let out a small sigh
of relief. " Now, would any of you like to tell me, WHY THE CITY
DUMP IS IN MY BEDROOM?" she yelled at them, they cowered in fear
at her mightiness.
" I told you…I was uh…cleaning…"
Said Inuyasha standing up and brushing his pants off.
" Please! This looks like your room!" said Kagome.
" I thought you just said it looked like the city dump…" said Inuyasha confused. The others just snickered behind his back.
" Whatever, just get this place cleaned up!" The boys gave an army salute, when she turned her back the stuck their tongues out at her and picked up the brooms. After cleaning the apartment and being hit several times over the head by Kagome, the boys set down the brooms, sponges, buckets, and cleaning sprays and sat down.
"Good Job boys, this place looks great." Said Kagome cheerfully.
" thanks, I guess." Moaned Sesshomaru.
" Humph." sighed Youko and Jin.
" hmm mnnn?" Yawned Yusuke and Kuwabara.
" I'm tired!" whined Inuyasha, Kagome rolled her eyes.
" Any ways, who wants to go out to a movie?" asked Kagome, all the boys groaned and rolled over putting something over their heads. "…what? Are you guys ok?"
" Fine."
" Great."
" Normal."
" Pained."
" Tired."
"…hungry." all the boys said.
Kagome was just about to go into her room when the doorbell rang, Inuyasha fell off the couch and ran and sort of crawled to the door. Opening the door a man in a brown suit and a hat was standing there holding a box.
" Uh,…hello. Can I help you?" asked Inuyasha curiously, the man smiled and held out the box.
" Your friend forever is here to spread love and cheer in your life!…that will be five-hundred and thirty two dollars plus fifty two dollars shipping and handling." he said, Inuyasha turned around think for a minute.
"….friend for life?…What the heck was tha- ." He stopped in mid sentence and his ears twitch remembering what he had said on the phone earlier. 'would you like to buy a friend forever?'
' yea sure whatever!' That's what he had said…he gulped and turned back to the guy.
" I uh think you have a mistake …uh…Jed….I didn't mean to order this dog." He whispered, the man frowned a little.
" First of all, my name is Al, secondly you said you would take the dog, now that will be five-hundred and thirty two dollars plus fifty two dollars shipping and handling."
" Ermm…ok hang on one second." Said Inuyasha reaching into his pocket and pulling out what money he had left, one hundred dollars short. He turned back around and gave the money to the man quickly. " Here its all there!" He grabbed the box and shoved the door in the man's face, all his friends were looking at him odd.
" What's that Inuyasha?" asked Sesshomaru, Inuyasha pulled out the puppy.
" Uh…happy birthday Sesshomaru!" he said
"…its not my birthday."
"…oh…Merry Christmas Yusuke!" said Inuyasha handing the puppy to him, he handed it back.
"…its July Inuyasha."
"…uh…um…I-I…" Inuyasha started, Kagome got up and glared at him.
" Inuyasha…where did the puppy come from?" she asked
"…uh…uh I accidentally ordered it off the phone." he said, her eyes lit up.
" Its soooo adorable! " she squealed and taking the puppy.
"…for…you. Yea I ordered the puppy for you Kagome." he said trying not to act nervous.
" Inuyasha your so sweet!" she said hugging him around the neck, he sighed and sat down. " I say we go out to dinner, my treat." she said, at that the boys all sat up.
" Ok!" they said jumping up, Kagome rolled her eyes and walked into her room. The boys just sat there for a moment looking at each other then started laughing.
" Can you believe the day we've had!" Laughed Yusuke
" God I don't even want to think about it!" said Inuyasha
" Lets just forget this thing EVER happened." said Youko
" Good idea."
" Hey guys, good news." said Kagome coming out of her room.
" What your taking us to ice cream afterwards?" asked Kuwabara
" …no…I have to go away again next week and you guys get to baby-sit my other cousins." she said, everyone stopped laughing.
"…how old are these two?" asked Inuyasha.
" Oh…there isn't two of them, their quintuplets, and their five." She said happily, the boys eyes grew wide.
"NOOOOOOOO!" they all yelled and fell back onto the couches.
The End…..
