Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR.

Aragorn was leaning against a tree, when Arwen and Eowyn came running up him.

"Aragorn! Come quickly! Something's wrong with Leggie(Legolas)!" said Arwen.

"He's talking funny! He-He" said Eowyn.

"Lay it gently on me ,chick! I'm beamed in!" said Aragorn.

"EEP!" screamed Eowyn.

"Just like Legolas!" screamed Arwen.

"He's caught it too!" screamed Eowyn.

Just then, Legoals arrived and said,

"Like hi, big Dad! What's bugging the chicks?"

"Squaresville man! Eight sided cubes! They're not out here with us!"

"I got! I got it! said Eowyn.

"Oh, Eowyn! Not you too!" screamed Arwen.

"No! No! Arwen!'' said Eowyn.

"These jerks," said Eowyn, pointing to Aragorn and Legolas.

"They're beatniks!"

"You mean those bums?" said Arwen.

"Oh, no! Not bums! That you can understand!" said Eowyn. Aragorn glared.

Suddenly, Boromir came and said,

"Well, well. When the slobs come marching in! May I make a request?"

"Shoot, Brute!" said Aragorn.

"Take me to your leader!" said Boromir.

"Yok! Yok!" He laughed.

"Like, pity man! The word hasen't reached these hick sections," said Aragorn.

"Let's buzz," said Aragorn.

"Lead on," said Legolas.

"I dont' dig them," said Arwen.

"Keep shoveling, your not low enough," said Boromir.

End of part one.

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