Hi, I'm back! I haven't died or anything, only began my second year at college. I had a real parody dry spell. But moment it's over and I had a stroke of brilliance. I'm also working on the sequel to Sleeping Ginny, which is a Herm/Ron production and is still currently untitled. I'm totally up for ideas as to the title. This song's name is 'The Vampire Club' by Voltaire and on his CD 'Boo-Hoo.' Coolest CD ever if you ask me. So here we go!
The Gryffindor Club
Well the moon was full and the colour of blood
The night the Slytherins came to the Gryffindor Club
The leader was blonde and snide and slim
He looked like the world should bow to him
Well he recognised a Gryffindor from his school
He did something that was most uncool
He said, 'Hey everybody see the fool in the specs?
His name's Harry Potter and Lord Voldy wants him dead!'
Spells were flyin'
Cloaks were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor scorned
Number one rule in this game
Never mention the Dark Lord's Na-ame
Hair was pulled
Top hats were crushed
The pointy boots in the rush
And Hagrid at the bar, poured out some brew
And said 'Just another night at the GC to you?'
Ginny slipped and fell in the ladies room
We all laughed and called her Myrtle II
Wood was mad 'cuz Marcus came
And tried to flush his Nimbus down the drain
There was much angst after the fight
Seamus and Lav broke up that night
While the Creevey brothers danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be Professor Snape (boo-hoo)
Spells were flyin'
Cloaks were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor scorned
Number one rule in this game
Never mention the Dark Lord's Na-ame
Hair was pulled
Top hats were crushed
The pointy boots in the rush
And Hagrid at the bar, poured out some brew
And said 'Just another night at the GC to you?'
Well it's hard to believe but we're still around
When we hang out
The wands are ready but down
'Constant Vigilance' is what they say
So you better look out 'cuz we're ready any day!
A gaggle of the Gryffs is a peaceful sight
Who'd do anything to avoid a fight
But if ya really wanna see some gore n' blood
Wait 'til the Death Eaters come to the Gryffindor Club!
Spells were flyin'
Cloaks were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor scorned
Number one rule in this game
Never mention the Dark Lord's Na-ame
Hair was pulled
Top hats were crushed
The pointy boots in the rush
And Hagrid at the bar, poured out some brew
And said 'Just another night at the GC to you?'
Ok, there's the newest installment! If you want to hear the actual song, the review, IM me, email, something, and I'll get it to you!
Lots of love,
Brown Eyed Faerie
P.S. Sorry 'bout the title being so far over. The editor won't let me do anything else...
