Hi, I'm back! I haven't died or anything, only began my second year at college. I had a real parody dry spell. But moment it's over and I had a stroke of brilliance. I'm also working on the sequel to Sleeping Ginny, which is a Herm/Ron production and is still currently untitled. I'm totally up for ideas as to the title. This song's name is 'The Vampire Club' by Voltaire and on his CD 'Boo-Hoo.' Coolest CD ever if you ask me. So here we go!


The Gryffindor Club

Well the moon was full and the colour of blood

The night the Slytherins came to the Gryffindor Club

The leader was blonde and snide and slim

He looked like the world should bow to him

Well he recognised a Gryffindor from his school

He did something that was most uncool

He said, 'Hey everybody see the fool in the specs?

His name's Harry Potter and Lord Voldy wants him dead!'

Spells were flyin'

Cloaks were torn

Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor scorned

Number one rule in this game

Never mention the Dark Lord's Na-ame

Hair was pulled

Top hats were crushed
The pointy boots in the rush

And Hagrid at the bar, poured out some brew

And said 'Just another night at the GC to you?'

Ginny slipped and fell in the ladies room

We all laughed and called her Myrtle II

Wood was mad 'cuz Marcus came

And tried to flush his Nimbus down the drain

There was much angst after the fight

Seamus and Lav broke up that night

While the Creevey brothers danced in a puddle of goo

That used to be Professor Snape (boo-hoo)

Spells were flyin'

Cloaks were torn

Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor scorned

Number one rule in this game

Never mention the Dark Lord's Na-ame

Hair was pulled

Top hats were crushed
The pointy boots in the rush

And Hagrid at the bar, poured out some brew

And said 'Just another night at the GC to you?'

Well it's hard to believe but we're still around

When we hang out

The wands are ready but down

'Constant Vigilance' is what they say

So you better look out 'cuz we're ready any day!

A gaggle of the Gryffs is a peaceful sight

Who'd do anything to avoid a fight

But if ya really wanna see some gore n' blood

Wait 'til the Death Eaters come to the Gryffindor Club!

Spells were flyin'

Cloaks were torn

Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor scorned

Number one rule in this game

Never mention the Dark Lord's Na-ame

Hair was pulled

Top hats were crushed
The pointy boots in the rush

And Hagrid at the bar, poured out some brew

And said 'Just another night at the GC to you?'


Ok, there's the newest installment! If you want to hear the actual song, the review, IM me, email, something, and I'll get it to you!

Lots of love,

Brown Eyed Faerie

P.S. Sorry 'bout the title being so far over. The editor won't let me do anything else...