Artist: The Notorious F.A.T.: Flabby-Ass Thug feat. Link and Ganondorf

Album: Rauru at Large

Title: Mastic-Nation

Real: "Gangsta Nation" by Westside Connection

(Rauru, Link, and Ganondorf are standing in the ghetto of a city in Hyrule, in front of a diner that says "Open 24 Hours," dancing around)

Rauru: (speaking into camera) Consida this an invitation, to mah mastic-nation

Link and Ganondorf: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: (FatSide)

Link and Ganondorf: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: (ohh ohh)

Link and Ganondorf: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: (what what)

Link and Ganondorf: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: (yeah yeah)

Link and Ganondorf: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

All: This food right here I like a bunch Cafes out here about the lunch These fools out here afraid to munch I have no fear my heart will bust, And in five pounds weight's going up Fools talk real loud but don't eat up When we eat food they run and duck We eat right here, don't press your luck

Link: Homey, I'm tired of these Gerudo walkin' like this, chopin' like this, From the desert when they chalkin' like this Then I go in a hero pose and a sword hack Hittin' 'em back, ain't gonna live through that, He's a dumb-ass Gerudo dumb Ganon be dead, And I don't kick it but bust 'em in green Kokiri threads I'm done movin', I'm clearin' the crowd, It's that evil-bangin' green-hatted Hero of Time y'all, the original

Rauru: Evacuate the kitchen, look here come a blimp Nah, it's the big bad lard-tub Rauru, shrimp I eat like a pig, homey food's what I dig, With enough fat to make a whale look not so big And we numbah one eaters, no, we ain't cheaters, It's real with us partna, real like egg beaters An' Rau' need a snack, something I desire Wit' more grease than an McDonald's deep fat fryer, let's go

All: This food right here I like a bunch Cafes out here about the lunch These fools out here afraid to munch I have no fear my heart will bust, And in five pounds weight's going up Fools talk real loud but don't eat up When we eat food they run and duck We eat right here, don't press your luck

Ganondorf: What the hell is that Link foo' talkin' about? Don't believe the stuff coming out of his mouth We Gerudos' a trick, we gonna stick I don't conversate with Link, he deserves to be hit I don't holla at this Hero, that fight like a sissy Gettin' all kissy with like five little missies (uh!) He's a playa, hellz yeah, but I'm here so I got to be diss-y

Link: Has he seen us? Playa-hater can't see us Hero of Time we the best there is Countless traps and countless dungeons Street monsters get a stabbing when I go lungin' Live by the sword, killin' Wolfols by the score, With a flock of Keese on us cause Ganon don't want more His minions are doomed to pain and obliteration, Cause im'a slay'em for the whole M-Nation, hear?

All: This food right here I like a bunch Cafes out here about the lunch These fools out here afraid to munch I have no fear my heart will bust, And in five pounds weight's going up Fools talk real loud but don't eat up When we eat food they run and duck We eat right here, don't press your luck

Rauru: It's a mastic-nation, if you in, you obese, And the whole world's influenced by the big F.A.T., Now tell the truth gorgers, you don't all like me, Cause I'm really overweight, y'all just like to eat, And while I'm servin' up some dishes of burgers and cheese, Eatin' for tha hood, causing obesity You fools actin' healthy jogging 'round like suckas, Cuz I'm fat 'till the end, little peas are yummers

Ganondorf: One thing I do know, I'm numero uno, Big Gerudo, rap sumo, and you know

Rauru: I'd like to thank the congregation, In my mastication, for the Mastic-Nation

Ganondorf: Yeah I'm hard on 'em, yeah I'm ruthless, That Nabooru chick, she was useless, You know Gerudo tricks, better join up or quit, Cuz it must be an empire with G-dorf leadin' it

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: (speaking over the others) Yo check this out man All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: We got a Mastic-Nation goin' down over here,

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: So y'all might as well eat up

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: And join this Fatside thang man

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: Cause once you get with this

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: Partna, you as F.A.T. as can be

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: Believe that homefry, it's like that

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: Steak sandwich, what I tell you homey

All: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum

Rauru: It ain't a meal 'till Rauru's droolin' on it

All: This food right here I like a bunch Cafes out here about the lunch These fools out here afraid to munch I have no fear my heart will bust, And in five pounds weight's going up Fools talk real loud but don't eat up When we eat food they run and duck We eat right here, don't press your luck

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum (Consida this an invitation, to mah mastic-nation) Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum-yum