Disclaimer: I dont' own LOTR.

Part two.

Legolas and Aragorn walked over to Sauraman's chocolate shop.

"Fizz us a blast, Pops," said Aragorn.

"Like, thick and creamy, dad," said Legolas.

"Like tabsville man! Scratch out the line or cut, dig!" said Sauraman.

"Chee! He cuts off our supply over a few bills," said Aragorn.

"Let's cut over to your chick's pad! She packs a fabulous fridge," said Legolas.

At the house of Elrond, Legolas rang the doorbell.

"Humph! Come in if you must!" said Elrond, when he saw them.

"Hi big Daddy, your chick in the pad?" said Legolas.

"D-uh! What'd he say?" asked Elrond to Arwen.

"Don't mind them Daddy, they're beatniks," said Arwen.

"Beatniks?" asked Elrond.

"We're with it big Daddy," said Legolas.

"Out there. Spaceville, man," said Aragorn.

"Let's rotate the crops, chick. Cousin and I are real low," said Aragorn.

"The lowest," said Legolas.

"Er-they're like from hunger?" asked Elrond.

"You dig it Daddy! Real sharp!" replied Arwen.

She served them burgers.

"Big Daddy, you've got a real frantic kitten," said Legolas to Elrond.

Legolas sat down in an antique chair.

"This pad is the most! Dig these crazy orange crates," said Legolas.

"Orange crates! My priceless antique furniture!" shouted Elrond.

"Play it cool, big Daddy,'' said Legolas.

"Humph!" I'd like to deep freeze both of you!" said Elrond, as he went to fetch Haldir.

"Tsk, he bugs easy," said Aragorn.

"Haldir, the beatnik generation has invaded my house! Prepare to repel borders!" said Elrond to Haldir.

"Man! Dig that fantastic set of threads!" Aragorn said to Legolas, just as Haldir came.

"You cats are far out!" said Haldir to them.

"The farthest!" replied Aragorn. Just then, Haldir threw them out.

"(Groan) I guess we weren't far enough to suit him,'' said Legolas.

"Well, Haldir? Is the job done?" Elrond asked Haldir, when he came back.

"Like endsville Dad! Your pad is clean! Anything else bugging you right now man, like now?" Haldir replied.

"While Aragorn and Legolas were waiting outside, Haldir came running out of the house.

"Like lamsville man! Spread out cats!" he yelled as he was chased out.

The end.