The Brown Eyed Faerie is BACK everyone! I've been obsessing over this song recently, and it struck me like LIGHTNING! Not as great as the 'Cell Block,' but not as obscure as 'The Gryffindor Club' It's done to the Britney Spears version. I hate her, but I love her version of it, so have fun!


(I Can't Get No) Quidditch Action

Sung by: Harry Potter

I can't get no Quidditch Action

I can't get no Quidditch Action

And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try

I can't get no, I can't get no Quidditch Action

When I'm walkin' to Hogsmeade

And I see my friends flyin' from below

I keep tellin' myself again and again

How time will pass and my indignation

Will end with Umbridge's resignation

I can't get no, oh no no no

Hey hey hey, this what I say

I can't get no Quidditch Action

I can't get no reaction

And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try

I can't get no, I can't get no Quidditch Action

When I'm walking in the hall

And that teacher comes to tell me

How my pitch is something I'll never see

Well she can't tell me who to be

'Cause it's still part of my identity

I can't get no, oh no no no

I can't get no Quidditch Action

I can't get no Quidditch Action

I can't get no Quidditch Action

I can't get no Quidditch Action

I can't get no Quidditch Action baby


P.S.A. I have begun my R/H sequel to 'Sleeping Ginny,' but I recently hit a wall… So I need a bit more on that before I begin posting it…