Artist: The Notorious F.A.T.: Flabby-Ass Thug
Album: Rauru at Large
Title: Eat Up
Real: "Stand Up" by Ludacris
(Rauru is at a diner, sitting at a giant table full of roast turkeys, spare ribs, whole pigs
with apples in mouths, etc., flanked by Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, Impa, and co., who are in
tight clothes and wearing bibs.)
Rauru:
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Rauru + LoZ girls:
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
Rauru:
Bring out a plate of FUDGE, bitch, out to me
You the goddamn reason I don't get to eat
Crack a can of beef stew over medium heat,
So fat my gut can stop a Boeing 714,
YUM! We ain't got nothin' to worry about,
Chow down, Heimlich'll get that bone out
Watch out for this flab, man, my abdomen's reckless
Feels like I got a BEAN-BAG CHAIR below my necklace
I pulled up in a flatbed towed by a dozen trucks
Lookin', feelin', smellin' like a bag of Chupa Chups-Mmm!
Pass the dressing, the grease is on,
We at the table all eatin' that filet mignon
What's wrong? You say that your gut is full?
Well I'm looking for some LEFTovers to pull
You ain't gonna finish that, I'll take it off yo hands,
Take note, I'ma pop my pants, like this
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
I sit down on ma big ass! Lemme see a menu!
Tell yo little cook he can make one of everything he can do!
I'm fat and I don't care what no one say,
But where's my goddamn waitress with my nacho tray?
My food is on my plate and I slide it on in
I gon' gorge till I'm stuffed and I pity the thin,
The chef already pissed cause I ordered so much
But I haven't eaten in hours and I'm starving for lunch
Most dishes lookin' right some lookin' a mess
That's why I wear a bib so I don't stain my dress
Order chicken, ham and cheese all over the breasts,
That's Chicken Cordon Bleu that I put to the test-Mmm
C'mon! We gon' chow tonight
Y'all use food-to-mouth, nothin' "low fat" or "lite,"
Don't be scared, the defibrillator's right in sight,
If you have a heart attack you'a be all right
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
Eat up!
Eat up!
Damn right the grocery store wanna shut us down!
We be eatin' all they got and they run outta town!
I was two rolls away from runnin' out of butta,
Now I one roll away from blowin' my gut up
Move over! Ru's got something to say
Do it now 'cause I might have a stroke today
Eat wit me! Let's become one wit the meat
An' don' worry if you soon can't see yo' own feet
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
Eat up! Eat up!
Eat up! Eat up!
Eat up! (just like that?)
Eat up! (just like that?)
Eat up! Eat up!
Album: Rauru at Large
Title: Eat Up
Real: "Stand Up" by Ludacris
(Rauru is at a diner, sitting at a giant table full of roast turkeys, spare ribs, whole pigs
with apples in mouths, etc., flanked by Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, Impa, and co., who are in
tight clothes and wearing bibs.)
Rauru:
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Rauru + LoZ girls:
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
Rauru:
Bring out a plate of FUDGE, bitch, out to me
You the goddamn reason I don't get to eat
Crack a can of beef stew over medium heat,
So fat my gut can stop a Boeing 714,
YUM! We ain't got nothin' to worry about,
Chow down, Heimlich'll get that bone out
Watch out for this flab, man, my abdomen's reckless
Feels like I got a BEAN-BAG CHAIR below my necklace
I pulled up in a flatbed towed by a dozen trucks
Lookin', feelin', smellin' like a bag of Chupa Chups-Mmm!
Pass the dressing, the grease is on,
We at the table all eatin' that filet mignon
What's wrong? You say that your gut is full?
Well I'm looking for some LEFTovers to pull
You ain't gonna finish that, I'll take it off yo hands,
Take note, I'ma pop my pants, like this
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
I sit down on ma big ass! Lemme see a menu!
Tell yo little cook he can make one of everything he can do!
I'm fat and I don't care what no one say,
But where's my goddamn waitress with my nacho tray?
My food is on my plate and I slide it on in
I gon' gorge till I'm stuffed and I pity the thin,
The chef already pissed cause I ordered so much
But I haven't eaten in hours and I'm starving for lunch
Most dishes lookin' right some lookin' a mess
That's why I wear a bib so I don't stain my dress
Order chicken, ham and cheese all over the breasts,
That's Chicken Cordon Bleu that I put to the test-Mmm
C'mon! We gon' chow tonight
Y'all use food-to-mouth, nothin' "low fat" or "lite,"
Don't be scared, the defibrillator's right in sight,
If you have a heart attack you'a be all right
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
Eat up!
Eat up!
Damn right the grocery store wanna shut us down!
We be eatin' all they got and they run outta town!
I was two rolls away from runnin' out of butta,
Now I one roll away from blowin' my gut up
Move over! Ru's got something to say
Do it now 'cause I might have a stroke today
Eat wit me! Let's become one wit the meat
An' don' worry if you soon can't see yo' own feet
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
When I chew you chew (just like that?)
(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)
Eat up! Eat up!
Eat up! Eat up!
Eat up! (just like that?)
Eat up! (just like that?)
Eat up! Eat up!
