Artist: The Notorious F.A.T.: Flabby-Ass Thug

Album: Rauru at Large

Title: Eat Up

Real: "Stand Up" by Ludacris

(Rauru is at a diner, sitting at a giant table full of roast turkeys, spare ribs, whole pigs

with apples in mouths, etc., flanked by Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, Impa, and co., who are in

tight clothes and wearing bibs.)

Rauru:

Eat up!

Eat up!

Eat up!

Rauru + LoZ girls:

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)

Rauru:

Bring out a plate of FUDGE, bitch, out to me

You the goddamn reason I don't get to eat

Crack a can of beef stew over medium heat,

So fat my gut can stop a Boeing 714,

YUM! We ain't got nothin' to worry about,

Chow down, Heimlich'll get that bone out

Watch out for this flab, man, my abdomen's reckless

Feels like I got a BEAN-BAG CHAIR below my necklace

I pulled up in a flatbed towed by a dozen trucks

Lookin', feelin', smellin' like a bag of Chupa Chups-Mmm!

Pass the dressing, the grease is on,

We at the table all eatin' that filet mignon

What's wrong? You say that your gut is full?

Well I'm looking for some LEFTovers to pull

You ain't gonna finish that, I'll take it off yo hands,

Take note, I'ma pop my pants, like this

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)

I sit down on ma big ass! Lemme see a menu!

Tell yo little cook he can make one of everything he can do!

I'm fat and I don't care what no one say,

But where's my goddamn waitress with my nacho tray?

My food is on my plate and I slide it on in

I gon' gorge till I'm stuffed and I pity the thin,

The chef already pissed cause I ordered so much

But I haven't eaten in hours and I'm starving for lunch

Most dishes lookin' right some lookin' a mess

That's why I wear a bib so I don't stain my dress

Order chicken, ham and cheese all over the breasts,

That's Chicken Cordon Bleu that I put to the test-Mmm

C'mon! We gon' chow tonight

Y'all use food-to-mouth, nothin' "low fat" or "lite,"

Don't be scared, the defibrillator's right in sight,

If you have a heart attack you'a be all right

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)

Eat up!

Eat up!

Damn right the grocery store wanna shut us down!

We be eatin' all they got and they run outta town!

I was two rolls away from runnin' out of butta,

Now I one roll away from blowin' my gut up

Move over! Ru's got something to say

Do it now 'cause I might have a stroke today

Eat wit me! Let's become one wit the meat

An' don' worry if you soon can't see yo' own feet

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

When I chew you chew (just like that?)

(Hell yeah! 'Ey waitress! Bring a snack!)

Eat up! Eat up!

Eat up! Eat up!

Eat up! (just like that?)

Eat up! (just like that?)

Eat up! Eat up!