A Little Story About a Boy Named Johnny C.
By Nee Dot Remains
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Disclaimer: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and all related characters and such does not belong to me, it belongs to Mr. Jhonen Vasquez. But considering this is the Jhonen Vasquez section you already knew that. So please continue.
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+CHAPTER+THREE+
"Shit. I thought I got rid of you three years ago."
+Aw, I know you missed me. I just came to say that my offer to help is still on the table.+
Johnny quietly walked to the door and peeked out to see if his mother was asleep. The heavy breathing from the next room told him that she was indeed sleeping. He shut the door and sat down at his desk.
"I really want you to just go the fuck away." He whispered. He didn't want to take any chances of waking his mother.
+Oh come on Johnny, you know it's nice to have someone agree with you.+
There was a pause. Not quite awkward, more like when a friend is entranced in a movie and has delayed responses because he or she doesn't want to miss a thing. Johnny leaned back in his chair, balancing on two legs, his hands on the desk.
"So what exactly are you proposing, Mr. Eff?"
+I'm so glad to hear you say that. I wish I had some pamphlets for you. It's like this-+
+LATER+THAT+NIGHT+
"It's done…"
+I knew you could do it+
"It's over…"
+Over and done with. Yes.+
"Yeah…"
+Are you ready to go now? Packed all your things? … Hello? Nny+
Johnny stood over his mother's body. A knife in his hand and covered in blood.
+Nny are you coming or are you going to stand here gaping like a vegetable, LET'S GO.+
Suddenly Nny wasn't such a bad name.
+END+CHAPTER+THREE+
Good lord of lemon cookies that was AWFULLY short. Emphasis on awfully. Because it was short, AND awful. Oh yeah. I am so funny. Today at school I was invited to a party, but I was going to see my dad that day. I said I was going to be relatively late. Get it? Relative? Dad? Late? Aahahaa… I know, I know. Just give me my canned soup and Wheat Thins and I'll go back to my room and stop typing.
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
NEE DOT
