AN: the characters and settings of Gundam Wing AC and Ranma ½ do not belong to me, I'm just borrowing them to play with. OOC, AU, Yaoi, and X-over warnings.

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Chapter 6

I didn't know then that Kat could sense feelings but he musta felt somethin' cause he had the other three outta the room an' the door shut quicker'n I expected. He was just in time too, 'cause right after the door was shut Fei stiffened up, made a big warm wet spot on the front a his pants, went boneless for a couple of seconds then woke up.

Poor Fei, dreamin' 'bout his wife an' wakin' up to find he was holdin' a guy turned into a girl. I could tell when he opened his eyes 'cause he went stiff as a board an' pulled away from me like I was on fire.

I wasn't much better, I know I was red as a tomato an' layin' there pretty damn stiff my self. The wet spot on my butt an' the slippery stuff between my legs sure as hell didn't help neither. How the hell was I gonna explain this? I'd gone to bed as a guy wearin' boxers an' a tank top an' now I was a girl only wearin' a shirt.

Turned out I didn't have ta explain a thing, he figure out himself, an' all I had to do was try to calm him down an' keep him in the room 'til he'd listen to my apology.

It was a damn good thing he wasn't anywhere near as strong as Ryoga 'cause I ended up grabbin' him an' holdin' on while he cussed at me in three or four languages an' did his best to hit me an' get away. I'll say this for him, he's got one hell of a imagination an' a great pair a lungs. By the time he'd worn himself out an' I could let him go, my ears were ringin' an' my arms were sore 'cause while I was stronger even as a girl, he wasn't a weaklin'.

Once he stopped yellin', I started sayin' I was sorry. Not that he listened to me. All he did was pretend I didn't exist. It was kinda creepy, him just layin' there an' starin' right through me like I didn't exist an' me doin' everythin' even beggin' to get him to just look at me. After 'bout an' hour of this I started getting' pissed. Then I got stubborn. If he wanted to pretend I didn't exist, let him try. I'd stay right where I was 'til he couldn't ignore me no more. We'd see who broke first.

I settled in an' there we stayed. Him stiff as a board starin' at the ceiling an' me layin' on top a him with my head tucked under his chin, my arms wrapped tight 'round his chest an' my legs layin' outside a his. Him in damp pajama pants an' me in just a tank top.

'Bout half an hour after things went quiet Kat stuck his head in to check on us, guess he thought we mighta killed each other or somethin' cause he seemed kina surprised to see me wrapped 'round Fei on the bed an' him just layin' there. He asked if we were ok an' if I needed to borrow some clothes after I got cleaned up. His eyes got real wide when I told him we were fine an' I didn't need anythin' cause I was stayin' right here 'til Fei stopped bein' so damn stubborn an' talked to me. Fei got even stiffer an' Kat gaped at me then squeaked an' shut the door quick.

I could hear him runnin' downstairs after he closed the door. he must have gone straight to the guys 'cause Duo's "What!" coulda been heard a block away an' I could hear him an' Kat arguin'. They kept at it for 'bout an' hour, then Duo bounced in with a phone an' asked if I wanted to call home an' tell 'em where I was. I told him no, it didn't matter if I did or not. Because at this point Akane'd kill me anyways when I got home, so I might as well get a break from all the girls. He seemed confused so I told him what'd happen if I told 'em where I was. Akane'd yell at me on the phone then come here with Pops and her dad to smack me an' haul me home.

He still didn't get it, so I kept goin'. 'Bout the time I told him 'bout Nabiki sellin' the info to my other fiancées an' Kodachi an' them headin' over here too, the light started to come on. By the time I was done talkin' 'bout Mousse an' the rest followin' Shampoo an' U-chan an' the fighting that always went on, he had the phone behind his back an' looked 'bout ready to do anythin' to keep it away from me. Soon as I stopped talkin' he was out the door an' on his way downstairs mutterin' 'bout damage control.

I started laughin', ok fine, gigglin', an' looked back down at Fei expectin' ta see him still lookin' right through me.

He was starin' right at me an' lookin' down right horrified. I started laughin' harder an' he started glarin' but it switched to upset an' he asked me if I'd been makin' it up. I shook my head an' lay it down on his chest an' worked on tryin' to stop laughin'. While I calmed down he started to shift 'round an' wiggle, seems the cold sticky puddle in his pants was startin' to bother him. I hid a smile an' snuggled closer knowin' I was 'bout to win.

Finally he tapped the back of my head an' asked me if I was gonna move. I grinned at him an' said not 'til he quit bein' such a grump an' let me apologize. He was glarin' again so I told him that if he wanted to stay like this for a couple more days it was fine with me. he didn't seem to believe me so I told him 'bout stayin' in the same spot for three days waitin' for Ryouga an' how I'd have waited longer but Pops knocked me out an' drug me off to China. That an' me wigglin' 'round getting' settled in for a long wait seemed to convince him. 'Course it might not have been anythin' I said that got him ta listen to me. It might a been embarrassment since me wigglin' 'round, rubbin' on him was makin' him hard.

I just gotta say one thing 'bout this. If I hadn't a already gotten over bein' panicked 'bout bein' attracted to Duo an' figurin' out that I like guys just fine 'specially when I was a girl, I never would a played that joke on Fei or done what I did to convince him to talk to me. An' there's no way in hell I would have done what I did before gettin' off him. 'Course some of the stories I found 'bout places an' times where women were only for kids an' where guys sleepin' with other guys was normal kinda helped.

Fei started gettin' red so I told him it was ok, nothin' to be embarrassed 'bout, it bein' a pretty normal reaction for guys our age. He calmed down a bit an' asked me to move. I said nope, not 'til I was done with him. He grumbled an' tried to cross his arms. All he ended up doin' was squishin' me tighter against him when his arms hit my back. He got redder an' I figured I better start talkin'. First thing I told him was that I'd have never pulled that joke if I'd remembered 'bout his wife an' that it'd hurt him. Then I told him why I did what I did an' how it'd been 'sposed to end, me not plannin' on him rubbin' off on my butt.

He'd been fine 'til I spouted the last bit an' wiggled just ta make a point, an' that's when he lost it. He rolled us over so he was on top an' pinned my wrists over my head an' growled. He looked downright mean, that's why it surprised the hell out a me when he started kissin' me instead a tryin' to kill me. Me kissin' him back was the next shock. To both of us. I'm still surprised that I did it, certainly didn't plan to do it, didn't even think 'bout it, just did it. Just felt like the right thing to do.

He pulled back an' stared at me a couple a seconds then started again, an' so did I. Couldn't seem to help myself.

Who knows what would a happened if Trowa hadn't a come in. Don't know how long he stood there but first I knew of it was when Fei pulled away growlin' an' I opened my eyes an' saw him smirkin' with the devil in that green eye of his. Me, I know I turned red as a cherry, he'd just walked in on us makin' out an' I'd just figured out that Duo wasn't the only one I was 'sweet on' as Kasumi'd say. Fei just looked mad 'bout the interruption. At least 'til Trowa told him to get cleaned up an' get ready to go out in half a hour. Fei told him to get out an' that he'd be there. Then he pulled me back under him, stoppin' me from creepin' off the bed like I'd been tryin' ta do.

I thought he was gonna try to finish what we'd started, but all he did was make me promise to still be there when he got back. 'Course I said yes. I was kinda happy someone had come in, I'd never thought 'bout sex as a girl 'fore I met Chang an' Dana, an' even after I'd never thought I'd loose my virginity as a girl first.

Soon's I'd promised, he took off to the bathroom, leavin' me to crawl under the covers an' put myself back into one piece.

Damn it, I was a guy! Shouldn't I be thinkin' 'bout Shampoo, 'Kane, or U-chan? Why was I thinkin' 'bout a couple of guys this way? Mom'd kill me if she knew I'd kissed a guy an' had feelin's for someone who wasn't a girl. Even worse, two someones…

By the time he came back to get somethin' to wear, I'd figured out what I was gonna do an' was ready for my turn in the shower. I figured the only way ta keep my head on my neck an' my stomach unsliced was to tell Fei an' Duo 'bout The Contract an' convice 'em I wasn't makin' it up. Hopefully I'd be able to get them to help me hide anythin' that'd make mom make me kill me.

I stood up to go to the bathroom when the door opened, but soon's I saw him in just that towel I decided to wait 'til he left.

It was worth it.

AN: Sorry it's so short, but this seemed like the place to stop it. In consolation I'm already working on CH 7. Thanks to uten, Dark Epyon, ranma hibiki, Wonderbee31, DarkShinji8003, Innortal, and Silverscale for the reviews. Every bit helps. At this point, what the pairings end up as, is still in the air. They seem to have minds of their own. By the way, the way this is written might change a bit. Don't be too surprised if Ranma's vocabulary expands a bit, just remember, OOC is to be expected.

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