Okay, I still don't own Harry Potter, though I did bid for it on e-bay.

YAHOO, this story has had more reviews on the first chapter than ANY of my previous fanfics! Thank you VERY much all you reviewers! And thanks for all the ideas as well, ill try to find a good way to put them in!

Chapter 2

After the author was struck a few more times with lightning, he finally got around to writing chapter 2

"Wow, the Holy Grail is in Hogwarts?" said Ron

"I guess so" said Harry

"I don't see whats so great about it, I mean, the Sorcerers Stone was pretty much the same thing" Hermione replied

"Oh be quiet Hermione, God sent us on a quest alright?" said Ron

"Lets just get the rest of our supplies all right?" said Harry

"Okay" said Ron, then he grabbed Harry's arm and shouted, "WOW, LOOK"

Harry looked where Ron was pointing and saw a sign

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

"Wow, Lets go in!" said Harry excitedly

"But, what about our books?" asked Hermione, but Harry and Ron were already inside

Inside they saw many familiar items, candy that made you suddenly sick for class, specially "modified" fireworks, even some of their portable swamps. Harry walked past the headless hat shelf, and found Fred and George.

"Hiya Harry!" said Fred and George in unison

Ron dashed around to where they were and said, "I cant believe you actually OPENED this place!"

"Its GREAT aint it?" said Fred

"Whats this one? I don't remember it." Harry said, as he looked at a strange spherical object, that appeared to almost be organic."

"Coconuts!" said George, "We enchanted em, so if you bang both halves together, it sounds like a horse trotting!"

"But how did you get the coconuts?" asked Ron

"Dunno, we just found em is all" replied Fred

"In London? But Coconuts are tropical" asked Harry

"Well maybe a bird carried it" said George

"Like what, a swollow?" asked Harry

"'Sure, why not?" replied George

"Coconuts are too heavy to be carried by a 5 ounce bird" said Hermione as she walked up

"Well maybe it was an African Swallow!" said Fred

"But African Swallows are non-migratory" Hermione said again.

"Hermione, why do you know so much about swallows?" asked Ron

"Well, you have to know these things when your about to go into sixth year care of magical creatures" replied Hermione

"Swallows are magical?" asked Harry

"Of course, they are fairly intellegent, and liked to confuse kings and travelers thousands of years ago by dropping coconuts on them"

"So, a swallow DID carry the coconut?" asked Ron

"These days, the chances are higher it was UPS than a swallow"

"OH Harry did we tell you that we managed to get a small shop in Hogsmead too?" said Fred, as Harry was looking at the shrubberies

"Wow really?" said Harry, a little surprised

"Yea, we already made a lot of money, plus, we had a little left over of the money you gave us!"

Harry Ron and Hermione continued to wander through the store, though it was fairly small, Fred and George had just seen another customer come in, and left them.

"Wow, look at this shelf!" said Ron

Harry walked over, and began reading the items, "Portable swamp, portable marsh, portable bog, portable bridge of death, portable backyard (with hammock!)…"

"Wow, Fred and George sure have been busy!" Ron muttered

Hermione wandered over to the headless hats, but stopped when she saw something else. "Build-a-bunny?" asked Hermione

Fred walked over, as George handled the other customer, "OH yea, if you take that out, and you cast any spell on it, it will instantly turn into a giant hollow wooden bunny!"

Later, after Harry, Ron, and Hermione had purchased a few items that might possibly be of importance later, they split up to go get their books for their next year

Please R/R, and ideas are still welcome, though I might not get to use them till they at least get to Hogwarts. BUT, Especially tell me if you have an idea how a Monty Python scene might fit into the world of Harry Potter. (If you didn't notice, I hinted at a few parts coming up during this chapter)