OKAY, I am finally posting chapter 3

first off, I don't own Harry Potter, Monty Python, or anything else I could be sued for claiming to own

SECOND OFF, to my nifty reviewers!

Lucid03days YAY, you reviewed it! Course, you review all my Harry Potter ones, and Trigun too if I remember… Oh, I added a part in here, as a bit of an inside joke, see if you can find it (okay, it MIGHT be in the next chapter If I forget about it this time)

MorganLeFay99 YOU'VE ONLY SEEN Monty Python once?!?! sniff I feel so sorry for you, but at least you paid attention while watching it, bonus points for that

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Neko-Neko-San YAY, you were the first reviewer! Though, im not sure if Im going to make a castle full of horny hermione clones…

ANYWAYS… onto Chapter 3… (I think ill start putting my reader responses at the end of the chapter, so you can read it easier from now on… ehh, lemme know what you think)

Chapter 3-----------------

The tale of Sir Ron

As Ron searched for the right book stores, he saw Pigwidgeon coming towards him, with a message around his ankle.

He took the note of, and Pigwidgeon sat on his shoulder, the note read :

Heres your list, you left it at home

-Mom-

He found a list, detailing many books, and recalled thinking he would be able to remember them all. Just then, a man jumped out of his shop, shouting, I GOT IT, I GOT IT, and proceeded to cast an enchantment upon Pigwidgeon before Ron could stop him, just then, Pigwidgeon started singing…

Bravely bold Sir Ron Brought forth from Camelot. (the name of Ron's subdivision… and if someone out there actually KNOWS what ron's subdivision is called, just ignore this then)

He was not afraid to die, Oh, brave Sir Ron!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave Sir Ron.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Ron.

His head smashed in (by a giant chess piece) and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,

"Ehh, Pigwidgeon, that's good for now" said Ron, a little surprised by his Owls sudden zeal for singing.

Just then, he ran into Draco, Crabbe and Goyle

"Hey, its little Weasley, what are you doing here?" said Draco

"uhh" Ron muttered, "looking for books?"

"I say we beat him up", said Crabbe to Draco

"With our fists, or a wand?" asked Goyle

"With our fists you idiot" Draco said, as he turned to face the other two

"Why?" asked Goyle

"Because magic is too easy to trace back to us, that's why" Draco said, in annoyance

"So, were going to beat him up the muggle way?" asked Crabbe

"YES you idiot, that's exactly what we do" said Draco, as he turned to find no one standing there

"Wheres he gone off to?" Draco shouted in even more annoyance

"He's buggered off!" said Goyle

"So he has, he's scawkerd"

"Brave Sir Ron ran away." Pigwidgeon began to sing again…

Bravely ran away away....

When Danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled

Yes brave Sir Ron turned about

And gallantly chickened out..

Bravely taking to his feet For a very brave retreat

Bravely bravely bravely bravely

Bravely bravely bravely bravely

Bravely bravely brave Sir Ron!

amid cries of, "I DIDN'T" and "NO!!" and "I NEVER"

And that's the end to chapter three, Im thinking it will be easier to do the rest of the tales (like the tale of sir lancelot) just in weird places in the story… But really, let me know if you have any ideas, like who and where the black knight should be (a duel between Harry and Draco? or some other person who is less known)

ANYWHO… please R/R